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Yet more confirmation of people fucking pokemon

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:13:02 No.54465488 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54465494 >>54465507 >>54465530 >>54465546 >>54465552 >>54465803 >>54465970 >>54467017

Dude brought his cute ogre wife with him to a new region and straight up died for her.
She got so angry that she went and killed 3 Pokemon in revenge.

If that isn't Love, I don't know what is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:14:45 No.54465494 Report

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>>54465488
The Supreme Gigachad of Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:17:14 No.54465507 Report

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>>54465488
How does this confirm they’re fucking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:21:57 No.54465530 Report

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>>54465488
SWEET DERENDIPITY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:23:34 No.54465541 Report

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>Got mauled by a shitbull
>Ape had a chimp out on him
>Eyes pecked out by fag bird
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:24:50 No.54465546 Report

Quoted By: >>54465568

>>54465488
Why did they kill him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:26:26 No.54465552 Report

Quoted By: >>54465555 >>54465719 >>54466885

>>54465488
>dude brought his pet dog into another country and straight up died for him
>pet dog got angry and tried to avenge its master

if that isn't a dude and a pet dog who want to have sex with each other, i don't know what is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:27:20 No.54465555 Report

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>>54465552
Ogerpon is a shitbull. Makes sense they were rightfully berated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:28:21 No.54465560 Report

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>>54465507
Porn brainrot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:29:49 No.54465568 Report

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>>54465546
I assume the thievery operation went south due to him being awake and they just killed him to make things easy for themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:31:19 No.54465573 Report

Quoted By: >>54465588

>I'm supposed to believe some grass shitmon beat 3 poison types

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:34:59 No.54465588 Report

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>>54465573
Shut the fuck up Corvicuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:35:19 No.54465591 Report

Quoted By: >>54465615 >>54467250

Wonder what island ogrepon comes from, probably other oni's like her and buff chads like him that scare weak frail asians.
The lore is based off the old japanese folklore of Momotaro, where a boy befriends a dog, monkey and bird to kill oni who did nothing to humans and be called a hero to justify attacking foreigners back in the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 13:39:57 No.54465615 Report

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>>54465591
Ogrepon is from Johto

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:00:01 No.54465719 Report

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>>54465552
Ogrerpon is 100% a female species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:03:47 No.54465731 Report

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>>54465719
the "him" was an ESL mistake on my part. changes absolutely nothing to my satire

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:24:08 No.54465800 Report

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>>54465731
Ignoring canon is satire? Because pokémon aren't animals, never will be animals and only actual animal fuckers want to hold onto the ideal of pokémon being mindless beasts.
So dogfucker, is this why you're so invested in calling pokemon pets? To get hard iver them because the anime made them human-like, the devs champion pokémon/human couplings and PMD showed they're basically humans in creature bodies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:25:11 No.54465803 Report

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>>54465488
>Ogre is used goods
Dropped

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:25:39 No.54465809 Report

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>>54465731
Hear me out...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:27:32 No.54465816 Report

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>>54465800

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:27:51 No.54465817 Report

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>>54465800
This.

And before you say "The book in DPP just meant eating at the same table", there's a woman in the Orre region who's boyfriend is a Mightyena.

Accept it, People and Pokemon are emotionally similar enough to have fully consensual relationships.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:29:34 No.54465829 Report

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>>54465816
> using the anime as part of your argument
Thats how you know they lost, bros. When the only thing that supports their argument is the non-canon animo where Electric beats Ground, a Lv5 Snivy beats a Lv100 Pikachu and where frying pans are also drying pans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:29:54 No.54465830 Report

Quoted By: >>54466277 >>54467035

>>54465817
>there's a woman in the Orre region who's boyfriend is a Mightyena.
Autism speaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:58:19 No.54465958 Report

Quoted By: >>54466098 >>54467035

>>54465800
>Ignoring canon
what fucking canon? people having sexual relationships with their mons is canon? as in, it was stated in any way, shape or form anywhere? stop using your weirdo delusions as part of your argument, the fact that you're getting so defensive just speaks volumes about who's the real dogfucker here. doesn't matter how """human""" they're represented, even in PMD; you're basically admitting that it's fine for a human to have sex with something that looks like an animal.

what's even more fucked about this is that, as another anon said, your mind has been so rotten by porn that a human and a pokemon having affection for each other means "THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER!!! THEY TOTALLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!".

i'm done with you sickos, go get yourself checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 14:59:46 No.54465970 Report

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>>54465488
I saw this thumbnail and thought they were walking towards the camera, and his ponytail was a necktie and he just had a weird shaped head

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 15:18:18 No.54466098 Report

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>>54465958
Yes, actually. It IS stated in the games. Multiple times.

Say you haven't played the games without saying you haven't played the games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 15:49:25 No.54466277 Report

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>>54465830
Hello newfag. They've always put these kinds of asides into the universe, because they have an eastern mentality concerning traditional folk tales of yokai, spirits and inari having intimate relationships with humans. Have told tales of animals taking human shape and marrying men.
Which is why low-key people have sex with their pokémon in the universe, because they Japanese don't see any problem with getting frisky with the supernatural.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 17:08:55 No.54466860 Report

Quoted By: >>54467035

>>54466277
Its mostly because bestiality is legal in japan and these fucks just love to abuse things and get new materials for porn because of their miserable frustrated lifes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 17:10:56 No.54466885 Report

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>>54465552
What else is it, then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 17:14:05 No.54466904 Report

Quoted By: >>54467238

They kind of beating you over the head at this point. I thought the Machamp gym thing made it obvious. On the other, I'm surprised Game Freak introduced THREE more evil legendary Pokemon and they actually murdered someone and than got murdered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 17:29:35 No.54467017 Report

Quoted By: >>54467190

>>54465488
Reminder that Kieran and his sister outright say that Kieran LOVES Ogerpon.

Reminder that you outright NTR Kieran into catching Ogerpon for yourself because "you and ogerpon really do get along, makes me jealous" -Carmine, who has a crush on (You) by the end

Reminder that cuckolding Kieran completely mindbreaks him by the end and he will become a major villain in Part 2 of Blueberry Academy, all because his waifumon loves (You) more, and he can't beat the player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 17:32:12 No.54467035 Report

Quoted By: >>54467280

>>54465560
>>54465731
>>54465830
>>54465958
>>54466860
Retardissimo who doesn't actually play the games? Unova produces literal films promoting Pokephilia to young trainers, and even trading pokemon to encourage such behavior!

https://youtu.be/NuTrDUtZPJ0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 17:53:05 No.54467190 Report

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>>54467017
>steal his ideal woman
>mindbreak him utterly
>destroy him completely in the Indigo Disk League
>fuck his sister and make her beg for your dick
Who knew GF could be so based as to write vorefag's life into the games.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 17:59:49 No.54467227 Report

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>>54465800
>>54465829
Take the L, and a shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 18:01:24 No.54467238 Report

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>>54466904
It's surprising considering that Game Freak has repeatedly said that there's no evil pokemon, only evil trainers, so I don't know what compelled them to say otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 18:02:38 No.54467250 Report

Quoted By: >>54467399

>>54465591
Teal Mask DLC has made me realize that Pokemon is way too Japanese. I give zero fucks about this batch of legendaries and it's of course because of the cultural disconnect. I went back and looked at old designs and it's the same shit; don't care about them either because I also don't "get it".

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Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 18:05:56 No.54467280 Report

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>>54467035
Whatever you say, zoophilia enabler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 18:22:14 No.54467399 Report

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>>54467250
seeing things you don't get doesn't make you want to know more about it?

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