>this game sucks but we soldier on, for now >bread defeats the ice gym with a Lapras, a mid 500 BST mon when the best the player can get is low 400 bst shitmon evos >we have anal sex with Alanah, in the ass - this gets her pregnant >we meet a schizo who gives us a sword, surely won't be important later >then we begin having our own schizo war flashbacks >we meet cucktimus prime, our former "friend" North, who's seething that we're giving his ex Alanah a better time than he ever did >we then head into drug city >What is this? This is a thread where a group of retards play shitty fangames and have fun. Come sign up, all we ask is that you choose a tripcode or something to identify yourself.
>What are the rules? Don't be a faggot. Also generally try to stay with everyone else progresswise.
It's recommended, but not required to play a monotype as most people in the thread will, and Empire is accommodating for monos and gives every type 6 mons before the first gym.
>What's the game? Pokemon Empire, a game known for 2 things:
- One, making absolutely retarded 'balance' changes to everything in the entire dex to essentially make everything fakemon, on top of actual fakemon, Reborn's field system, new evolutions, and not!regional variants. Surely this won't be a clusterfuck.
- Two, walls of text of political ragebait and 'satire' done in the least subtle way possible
The download link/guides:
https://pokemon-empire-pbs.infinityfreeapp.com/ The changes:
https://pokemon-empire-pbs.infinityfreeapp.com/PokemonPBS/ Apparently it hasn't been updated for the most recent episode, so don't expect 100% accuracy
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54478421 Really it's just the fact Xenoverse has no debug.
At least with this game, you can sort of bullshit around and do what you want and bruteforce past shit if it gets too annoying, all because of debug.
Xenoverse despite being easier is way more rigid. It's also generally less entertainingly weird with less outright things to make fun of
Anonymous
Thoughts on this game? It has a cute girl on the title screen.
https://reliccastle.com/threads/7193/ Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54478457 I think we say fuck it if a few /pol/ards show up and just truck along, our other choices aren't exactly the best in terms of entertainment and we have plenty of autistic shit we can make fun of in Empire, this game has a fuckload of issues, but my will to play it hasn't died out yet despite everything, if anything, now with debug making things less shit, I feel more interested in continuing than before, but again, the decision isn't mine.
>>54478459 Does it crash regularly or run like shit?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54478459 Vitus tried it a few days ago, apparently you're locked into a female mc who never shuts up
Anonymous
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>>54478457 no debug also means that you can’t use it to force yourself out of the softlock during the climax after the 8th badge because you’re not able to effectively grind in the climax’s area (you can but it’d legitimately be faster to just start a new game with how low the exp gains are compared to the levels you’d need to be to avoid softlocking without a minmaxed team)
Anonymous
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>>54478489 >Does it crash regularly or run like shit? It's a new game and I heard essentials has gotten a lot better with performance.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Anonymous
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>>54478434 the OP is lying
alanah got bred in the pussy while she was fucked in the missionary position
Anonymous
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54478491 MC is male but his personality was obnoxious shonen protag and I got bored quickly.
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>>54478434 god the things I’d do to have these beautiful redheads smothering me with their scorchingly hot tits
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>>54478869 hot
also checking those nice 69 digits because I think that cute redhead would enjoy that position
Anonymous
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>>54478886 off by 2
it’s over and
>>54478888 was likely grabbed by a DOUBLE WEEDLE
Anonymous
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>>54478889 >16 seconds off from us obtaining a GET it really is over
Anonymous
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>>54479164 Just let his autism burn out
Orevald !!FlEuyR4y5Dg
Singles names for buggero in appuruh.
Anonymous
>>54479715 something that goes -ACK!
Orevald !!FlEuyR4y5Dg
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>>54479727 She technically does say it to mock a tranny, so named.
Orevald !!FlEuyR4y5Dg
Singles names for this rocky fella.
Anonymous
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>>54480031 I'm genuinely struggling to think of any modern fangame which doesn't have a 3rd gender option other than this one.
Anonymous
>>54480059 why are they like this
Anonymous
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>>54478434 I want to have sweet handholding oyakadon sex with them
Anonymous
that shortcut debug method don’t work
Anonymous
now how will I beat the game?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54480583 I'll try and save you fren. As soon as I save myself from wagecucking
Anonymous
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>>54480601 Am also trapped in my cage
Anonymous
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>>54478728 The west has fallen
Anonymous
>>54480982 millions must weedleposf
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>>54480031 kill it with fire
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Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54479816 Oy vey, named.
>>54480517 It does work but it's a little hard to do if you're not aware of what you're doing, you need to put a space and then add debug to the end of the program string on the properties file of the game, make a shortcut specifically to use debug and nothing else and as soon as you're done using debug save the game and start the game on it's normal starter instead of the shortcut with debug, debug causes some game breaking bugs and crashes in Empire.
Anonymous
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>>54481108 off by 3 from getting quads of truth
>>54481111 is a certified weedle moment Anonymous
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>>54481111 ok we got quads to summon writefag
when do we get the erin breeding smut we’ve been promised
Anonymous
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>>54481210 it’s in one of the buildings that isn’t obviously copied and pasted
Anonymous
>>54481210 North of Polaris Pass I think
Just debug in the evs though
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I got robbed in plain daylight, shit.
>>54481210 In the OriGen building west of Polaris, it costs 10000$.
Anonymous
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Wtf this costs 10 thousand pokemoneys sisters wire me some cash I need the silver blob for my poison monos
Anonymous
>>54481248 >>54481227 Just to not confuse the guy, just head to Polaris Pass (that area near the lake in snow town) and it's in the northwest section of the area up some stairs
Anonymous
>>54480496 I need to put several buns in Tesla’s oven and I also need her to hug me from behind as she forces me to creampie her cute, fertile tomboy daughter several times in a row while she has me in a leglock
Anonymous
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>>54481303 Shut the fuck up faggot
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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First she steals from me and now she's demanding I do jobs for her, I really don't like this bitch.
>>54481262 Look, it's not my fault this game's maps are the way they are.
Anonymous
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>>54481492 Shut the fuck up faggot
Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54480517 >>54480583 I'm home, upload your file to mega and post it.
Anonymous
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>>54482034 Oh you’re here. don’t worry I figured it out
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>>54481403 i want to get off this pretentious game's wild ride
Anonymous
>>54482211 checked
also
>>54482222 is coming very soon and it's probably going to get sniped by someone posting irrelevant shit from the new fucking nothing DLC because we live in a society
Anonymous
>>54482218 wait we might have a chance at getting it
posting weedle repellent now
Anonymous
>>54482222 the pangolin posting worked
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54482192 oh, neat.
>>54482227 checked
alright, time to finish up this chapter today
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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yeah, this reminded me there are 'clothing' options in this game you can buy not like character customization isn't usually the most pointless shit ever in games (especially in things like elden ring/dark souls where your character is covered head to foot in plate armor for most of the story) but as we all know, customizing how your tiny 16bit sprite works for money which is already very scarce in this game is well worth it
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>literally trying to groom me by sending me a link to their discord no thanks
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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alright well that means we'll need to burn this entire dump to the ground.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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well i went back for some mons i missed apparently and it looks like this event is still here. this makes sense when you're coming off the mountain for the first time after fighting the rebelniggers, but lol @ keeping it while you're trying to move up the mountain
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
well, the PBS says you're able to get these, and i even did actually look in their discord to confirm they should be available now....but as far as I can fucking tell you're not supposed to get these fuckers until you get strength. I don't know how that works. If anyone wants to name them. despite the moveset on this one, it is ice/psychic
Anonymous
>>54482377 >Special Snowflake move name it Jan
Anonymous
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>>54482391 wait I take that back
save that name for something with truant
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54482391 it gives your entire team magic guard for 5 turns if the user has 3 moves or less. but named.
also these are some of the worst IVs I've ever seen holy shit, hence what i'm calling him here. but anyone can name if they want.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
MY EYES did groudon just awaken nearby
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
it would be funny if i, in a magic trick, made her clothes vanish here haha instead of getting robbed by some shitty ghost
Anonymous
>>54482455 yes because of the new DLC
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
wow, what a bitch. i sure hope she doesn't ask for anything later except a hard cock up her ass
>>54482461 i'm laughing at that one thread of people creaming themselves over kieran having shit like 5 pokemon weak to 4x moves with shitty items and acting as if it's suddenly this unbeatable hard boss
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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yeah bro just take about 1/5th of my entire net worth and blow it off as no big deal
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54482460 >>54482475 I'll probably be busy for a bit with work, is Rose worth it? I don't like North and I'm more willing to help the rebels than help the council, but Rose comes off as a bitch and helping her makes me lose points with our baby girl Alanah, do I have to help her to join the rebels later on?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>steals a fifth of my wallet >and then proceeds to use the money she stole to blackmail me into her personal shit no i have no idea why the game presents this le epic choice between north and this bitch, north is a faggot cuck but isn't doing this kind of shit there's no reason why anyone would ever help this bitch
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54482495 well i guess i should have hit update thread a bit sooner lol. but yeah i don't think the rewards on either path are much different, at least for now
it's not even like this bitch is necessarily anti-council either, she's mostly just saving her own ass despite very obviously running a town full of druggies into the ground
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>north made alanah cry it's tempting, but not going back on what i'm about to do.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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anyway, after reassuring alanah that we aren't dumb enough even in our hatred of north that we're just going to start helping out some druggie, she needs some time to relax. let's join her :))
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i agree, time to fill the peace and quiet with sounds of loud lovemaking
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
? but you screamed it at me the other night in the inn
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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well she gets interrupted by a flock of swablu which i guess replaced the horny juices with aggression juices. oh well
Anonymous
>>54482585 Wasn't she already pregnant with the MCs child?
What the fuck does she have to confess?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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the wendigo mons are actually pretty good, perish song doesn't even affect the user in this game and they're both really bulky and fast
>>54482606 perhaps she told her sister about the vigorous hyperweapon display she experienced and is asking for a threesome
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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yeah....we'll see about that one...
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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this game wanna be GTA so bad too bad it forgot to take the actual fun parts of those games
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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why would an illegal drug dealer literally have one of said illegal drugs right out on the table while there is a strong military presence in the area sniffing around for illegal drugs
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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yeah yeah, don't get all postgame fern on me bud
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
anyway, as north instructs, you end up having to do what rose tells you anyway and steal his logbook
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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right in front of...armed soldiers thanks for the entrapment, north
Anonymous
>>54482692 it contains north's post history on incel subreddits
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54482698 >north starts off on incel subreddits >then moves onto MRA/MGTOW shit once he realizes alanah will never touch his penis (ever, as she and him never had sex in their brief time dating that alanah calls a complete mistake) lol, lmao
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i guess i can't really blame north when i was dumb enough to follow his bidding exactly. anyway, alanah busts us out, as the angel she is
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
and the bitch is still dumb enough to actually fight us even after we give her evidence that north is about to arrest her and half the town
Anonymous
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>>54482768 it's a distraction so she can watch her druggie crimefest town get arrested in front of her
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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this bitch is the 'psychic' leader, which i'm not really sure how you're supposed to know prior to the fight. i guess because she wears pinkish-purple? but her first mon shown is a mismagius, which people don't associate with fucking psychic
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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how the fuck did i, using a half psychic team on a field that buffs psychic moves, lose shit to this faggot also nice psychic type bro
Anonymous
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>>54482811 What fetal alcohol syndrome does to a mf
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i'm probably going to lose, but that is her ace, now ghost/psychic if you aren't filtered by the first gym, you're probably going to get filtered here (assuming you aren't debugging in max EVs)
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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vitus showed off this ugly ass bronzor looking ass mf in the other thread
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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yeah, gay Whiteouts: 2
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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annoying piece of shit but that's her full team at least, i guess, they saved the 'team of fully evo'd monsters' until the 2nd badge?
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54482514 Yeah, Rose comes off as a giant piece of shit and this town is nothing but a den of druggies like you said, but......
>>54482521 North made Alanah cry....
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
and with that, i'll let orevald catch up later on
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i won't show the following cutscenes, just in case.
you do get the reflect/light screen tms, which is actually pretty good. surprised they're unchanged and don't also set up 10 layers of spikes while debuffing the opponent's special attack and speed 6 stages
>>54482899 shit vs shit yeah. wish there was an option to play both sides
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Literally threatens to rip off my hands if I don't partake in their shitty deal. Wow, I feel really inclined to help these shits stains.
>>54482739 Awwwww.
>>54482905 I'm back from the fields, time to get shit done.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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The game makes it sound like North abused Alanah when they were together, more reason for me to hate that piece of shit.
Anonymous
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>OP file deleted the jannies hate wholesome beach fun involving cute redheads
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
well, I'll just begin the farm chapter for now at least. time for total empire multi-LP death
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Anyone knows where in Polaris is the NPC that makes Shell Bells? I really wanted one of those and I searched all over but couldn't find anything.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54483002 He's on the northwest corner, but the shells and salt you need are scattered on rocks and hidden spots all over the place
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>>54482989 picrel: 0.1% of the map
I think it's 15 by 12 tiles or something along those lines
open world style maps just don't belong in games like these
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54483014 I found a lot of them already, Reborn taught me to wildly click on every single thing I see on screen, thanks for the ifno.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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This game has a lot of ugly Fakemon that can easily fit the description of "mutated freak" and "evil ".
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Surely releasing this mutant freak into the world will not have any consequences whatsoever.....
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
The great evil of utter destruction and malice was just a scrapped Undertale NPC looking thing/Digimon, huh.....
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54483155 If you have a save beforehand, I recommend destroying it as you can't use it and it'll help much later
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54483182 I'll revert to a previous save and destroy it then.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Oh, someone finally got to the farm? Here you go.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kegbn9VR0OwpRaMYyUxoycVJfEMDiHXHpKEH2nnGeLg/edit I was about to get back on F-Zero..
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54483226 Don't worry...I've gone through that shit twice. But Orrvald will need that, White Man too if he's around.
Might as well hop back on, I'll be at the gym until tonight
>>54483220 Yeah it's not super essential, but it eliminates a potential source of annoyance down the road
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Spoil me, does this game actually revolve around magical artifacts?
>>54483246 I see, I'll play a tiny bit then.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54483246 I see, it's time to rid this world of the dark influence of the dark furry lord.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54483252 Oh I meant might as well hop back on F-Zero lol, but yeah.
>does this game actually revolve around magical artifacts Yes...and no. The main conflict is the Council vs Royale shit, but this is the Potentially Bigger Side Conflict
>>54483268 Even more than that, removing another ugly ass fakemon from this game that I don't even think anyone uses lmao
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Awwww baby girl, I love you too.
>>54483287 The devs of this game couldn't even bother to make their Fakemon look halfway decent, pretty much all of them except for like 1 or 2 look like shit.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54483287 Oh, I knew what you meant.
I'm so glad I did some of the side quest before officially starting the long line of task in this part of the game or else I would've killed myself. I have to bake a cake and give some guy medicine, Cheyennes orders.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Bros....she's so damn cute.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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This quest is basically choosing who dies between an old guy and a little kid, and it doesn't even affect the story.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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This guy is the sick kid, but the writers try to make this ultimately pointless decision "tough" on the player by making the guy her just obnoxiously and overbearingly a dick, he bullies that kid on the bed and calls him "bitch boy" and tries aggressively hitting on the girl sitting down like stereotypical anime mob character. This is just so shallow.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Singles names for this poisonous little fella.
Anonymous
>>54483444 snips
also checking those trips
Anonymous
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Nice Furfrou variant bro.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54483456 Named, also I just noticed a lot of my Bug types will eventually evolve into non-Bugs, I'm wondering if I'll bend the rules a lit bit and still use them regardless......
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Steals my money, bitches at me that I need to somehow cough up money to save their asses I need to get my hands on Quasar again....
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Welp finished the cake baking quest so that's it from me for now.
>>54483519 The people in the region are VERY bad at asking others for favors.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Isn't this place supposed to be Crimson Village? I don't know where the fuck Rose wants me to go.
>>54483533 You could say that, almost everyone is an asshole, especially characters from the main cast who's names are not Alanah.
Anonymous
>>54483607 It's one of the houses, a lady has a mushroom on the table.
The main quest guide kind of tells you where to go if you're stuck, I don't know if it helps out there
Anonymous
Erin getting ass blasted is now uploaded.
I think the sparks of writing are fading bros...
>>54483467 Looks cool but do the forms actually do anything in this lmao
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54483615 I bought the Mushroom, went back to Caldera to talk to Rose and nothing happened.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Oh fuck.....he really is like Shiv....
>>54483639 Nevermind, I went to talk to North and the quest progressed.
Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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I wonder who this "heir" could be.....
Anonymous
>>54483670 Cute as fuck.
You're going to trigger Musk though, if you even care
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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I'm not sure if stealing North's logbook is necessary but I'm doing so anyway just to spite him. Also these soldiers are becoming Weedles.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Anonymous
>>54483806 Appreciate what you got - EmpireDevs are just figuring out a way to 1-Up what Jan did to Aelita
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
My Onix is for Alanah's enjoyment only you druggie.
>>54483813 This game doesn't have any likeable characters besides her, getting rid of her would be one of the biggest mistakes ever, I'll be fucking livid of those fuckers break her or torture her like Jan tortured Aelita.
Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
This entire city must be purged.....
Anonymous
>>54483865 Takes one mushroom, billions must die
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Whiteouts: 16
Rose has a few tricks up her sleeves.
>>54483878 You don't understand anon.....the shrooms....the gift.....it's spreading to other regions.....
Anonymous
>>54483903 no
the gift has spread
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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She's vaguely cute, at least her sprite is considerably better than Elise's.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
She straight up cheats during this fight by sending out whatever Pokemon she has that's strong against yours, that's bullshit, but she wasn't too difficult compared to Elise's icy gimmicks.
>>54483906 Nowhere is safe....
Anonymous
>>54483954 >but she wasn't too difficult compared to Elise's icy gimmicks She is supposed to be harder apparently. I guess when you have a bunch of Bug types though
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>54484063 don't bother
it can't learn crabhammer
Anonymous
>>54483954 Anyone know where her battle theme comes from?
Anonymous
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>>54484075 then whats the point wtf
Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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The council are just bolsheviks huh?
Also Rose got betrayed by her skinhead friend and falsely accused of being a drug dealer, if we got to know these characters or their introduction didn't make them out to be complete assholes, I might have considered giving a shit.
>>54484005 Hah, as if, her entire team carries perfect coverage, I think 3 out of her 6 Pokemon have Fire moves, her Mr.Mime had Vacuum Wave, so I couldn't use Aaron against it and like I said, she straight up reads your team before the fight I think.
>>54484081 This game draws music from fucking everywhere, though considering the main dev of the game seems to be a massive fucking weeb, it's probably from some random anime he watches.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Not sure how to feel about feel about Ethyl after that stupid stunt with the Treevenant.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
You know, typically when a game forces you to make a choice between two groups, it should at least try to make a compelling argument as to why you should side with either of them, this game just makes both groups incredibly shitty in very similar ways, the council are scum but the Royales are a bunch of backstabbing snakes who deal with drugs.
Anonymous
>>54484200 don't worry, there's implied to be a 3rd "fuck everyone and seize power yourself" route Anonymous
seize the means of production
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54484212 So we can just pull a New Vegas and go the Yesman route? That's nice.
Anonymous
>>54484200 I don't know if I prefer "both sides are dogshit" over "there is one very obvious good side and one very obvious bad side"
When we getting a Sonic Adventure 2 type game where you gotta play the game twice to unlock the true ending >>54484221 Seize the means of reproduction
Anonymous
>>54484259 tomboys are perfect for frequent affectionate reproduction
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54484259 I hate the "everyone is an asshole route" honestly, I'm tired of hacks spewing "muh gray morality" bullshit.
>>54484300 Based and truthful.
Anonymous
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>No tranny gender to pick Really is a struggle.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Goodbye baby girl.....I'll miss you...
Anonymous
>>54484376 And you never saw her again.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Oh....I can straight up die for real here....
>>54484400 My depression grows.....
Anonymous
>>54484400 checked even doe he'll see her again anyways in a few chapters or whenever he checks the rentry archive's list of empire threads
Anonymous
>>54484433 checked
also I wonder what
>>54484444 will be, or what it was, depending on post rate
Anonymous
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>>54484438 >>54484444 that's fucking weird
Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Alanah's soon to be motherly breasts.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54484444 These fuckers are going to torture her aren't they? Fuck.....also nice trips.
Anonymous
>>54484444 is it tomboys
or redheads
Anonymous
>>54484466 you missed the get by uuuh 22 posts
>>54484473 no
you just get separated from her due to convoluted plot reasons and the writer manages to try to cockblock the player when there's nothing actually stopping the player from showing the cute childhood friend the affection she deserves
>>54484474 that post was referring to the developers of empire having a gore/death fetish
the /vp/ writefags' barely disguised fetish is tomboys
Anonymous
>>54484494 was referring to the /vp/ writefags
i don't want to contemplate the dev's fetishes
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>They gave Jynx a waifumon evo >>54484474 I don't even attempt to hide my love for redheads.
>>54484494 I never get good digits....
Also, I hate this "tradition" of the Reborn-likes of depriving us of our beloved girls, Aelita, Amber, Ava and Alanah, I just want to cuddle with them and love them.
Anonymous
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>>54484501 oh yeah the /vp/ writefags definitely have fetishes for muscular women, handholding, impregnation, dominant females, handholding, facesitting, cuddling, MILFs, etc
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>We dreamed of making our own waifumon......and we succeeded.....
Anonymous
>>54484594 >Somebody was so mad Jynx got mogged they went ahead and manually gave it an evolution What did they mean by this?
Anonymous
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>>54484629 jynx, more like minx
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Truly the Yo'aki will enrich Telius' environment and culture....we must learn to be more accepting of them >>54484629 You just know......
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Ah, the countryside, I'm in my natural habitat. Also fuck, this place is huge.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Yer about to eat led if ya don't skedaddle away from the lady mister.....
Anonymous
>>54484729 what a cute girl
i sure hope she isn't forcibly given the idiot ball to hold
Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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This town isn't big enough for the two of us fuckface.....either lick yer wounds and go away....or my Magcargo will show you just hot it burn....
>>54484734 Oh piss.....
>>54484738 She indeed knows....
Anonymous
It's funny how this whole thread loves Alanah.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Okay....she's rude....heck even Tania wasn't as rude as this.
>>54484761 She's cute and we canonically get to cuddle with her, is it any wonder?
Anonymous
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>>54484761 >childhood friend >loyal to you >holds hands with you >insecure but clearly trying to grow past it Literally what is there not to like?
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Just doin' mah business pardner, I'm ordering a round for every'on on the house.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Well, howdy howdy there miss. I surely hope we get acquainted.....(it's not going to happen is it?)
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Anonymous
>>54484796 Forceful, nice.
Anonymous
>>54484796 that's quite a turnaround
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
First North and now this old fucker, hahaha, this region has a serious issue with butthurt cucks.
>>54484816 >>54484819 She's a keeper.
Anonymous
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stay away from the m'lady and we won't have any problems>tips fedora
Anonymous
>>54484834 >remember that she's under my protection yeah like that protection is going to save her from being given the idiot ball so she wanders off from the man who saved her for long enough for some jealous fuckface to ruin everything
Anonymous
>>54484834 Someone post the "being a father is the ultimate cuckold" pasta desu
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Oh, the main dev is aware his Fakemons all look like shit.
>>54484872 That's fucking depressing.
>>54484876 He's not even her father.
Anonymous
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>>54484876 It is actually the ultimate cuck if you think about it logically.
Anonymous
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>>54484876 This is for all the overprotective fathers inadvertently raising whores.
>>54484888 >He's not even her father. CHECKED but posting it anyway.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Singles names for this rocky puppy. Also holy fuck, there's 4 different Lycanrocs, I'm not even sure which of them I'm going for.
Anonymous
>>54484952 Did they really make Dawn Lycanrock? Also, Cosmo
That's my dog's name/spoiler] Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54484956 Named, also cute.
There's 4 different Lycanrocs, I assume I have to use the evo stone on Rockruff during different times of day or in different places, I'm going to have to check.
>>54484961 I'll likely catch another, so named as well.
Anonymous
anyone know where i can get a ralts or buneary or eevee ditto? also is sprigatito in the game
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Need a name for a third Rockruff, I'll likely get all the forms except Midday, it seems fairly useless.
>>54485002 Here ya, these are the two best sources to figuring out mon locations.
https://pokemon-empire-pbs.infinityfreeapp.com/PokemonPBS/ https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QrfJ6mDMQ0BmAFVyFgB4MWeqr8ryN5RNrvTty--DoiY/edit Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
I don't even know if I can make fun of how fucking bizarre some of the moves in this game are when the main games have arguably been even worse about this lately
But in this case I just don't understand. You debuff spdef but then have to hit with a contact move which are mostly physical? Maybe it's good on mixed attackers? Idfk
>>54485011 I guess it's a normal type? Might be useful if there's some fairy-stacked fights later.
You can see the evo methods on the prevo in the PBS, in Lycanroc's case they're all stone-dependent now. Sun, Moon, Dusk and Dawn for each form respectively
Anonymous
I think they're trying too hard with this game.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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imagine private military contractors actually existing in the pokemon setting
>>54485053 yeah.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54485035 I guess I'll get all 4 then, I keep forgetting Normal types are now Fairy killers. Also speaking of bizarre moves, there's tat move "Dragon Hoard", which funnily enough is learned mostly by non-Dragon Pokemon which needs you to wait for 3 turns for some minuscule stat boosts.
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>>54483636 >I think the sparks of writing are fading bros... damn
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
all i can wonder is whether or not north or ren will be driven to acting like this towards random women when the despair of being a permavirgin sets in
>>54485060 that move actually isn't that bad, you can use it as a sort of delayed setup/heal move for another member of your party. i think i used it a bit in the playthrough i took over for musk
Anonymous
>>54483833 >Jan tortured Aelita. damn bro is it that serious
Anonymous
>>54484200 DEEP AND MATURE STORY
dumb bitch
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Apparently the Special Snowflake move gets boosted by this field...why?
Fields in this game don't add 10 billion damage modifiers to everything, but they manage to still be as obnoxious as ever
>>54485083 She gets electroraped by the nigger in the prison arc, making an already shit arc completely unbearable to go through on repeat playthroughs
Hopefully in v13.5 Jan will finally capitulate and let us just skip shitty plot-heavy sequences with battles that are beyond easy and just a formality at best, like the prison arc or nearly all of ch15
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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literal fedora tipper trying to step to me, fuck off old man
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54485113 Rejuv NG+ would be nice to blaze through.
Shame he'd probably place the "would you like to skip this puzzle/segment" flags like shit.
Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54485081 Considering Ren nearly snapped on Aelita that one time in Goldenleaf, I wonder how long it will take him for him to become like this, North already treats Alanah like shit, so him acting like this isn't too far off already.
>>54485083 Yes, all because he can't have any girls taking Melia's spotlight.
>>54485103 "Mature" my ass.
>>54485127 They expect you to like their characters and sympathize with their shitty sob stories though.
>>54485147 Peon.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
just a warning to anyone still on this game other than me, orevald and vitus: this guy is a fucking demon and has a lv35 mudsdale with stamina (which boosts both defenses in this game)
stay well the fuck away unless you have shit like perish song, which i do
>>54485142 it's pretty much necessary for me to replay at this point, or unless we do the rejuv multi-LP.
really, i wouldn't complain if there was one in ch5 and one in ch15, i don't even care about the ones musk hates like ch3 or ch14. the problem is that jan probably thinks his brilliant story needs to be re experienced over and over so while he might allow you to skip puzzles, he won't let you skip annoyingly long interactive cutscenes
>>54485147 Kashmir
Anonymous
>>54485113 idea for the /vp/ rejuv mod
if we don’t completely replace chapter 5 then we should make Aelita break several of Neved’s bones after that niggerfaggot gets his ass handed to him
including his jaw because let’s face it he never had anything of value to say and never will
Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54485159 since it's kind of hard to tell where this fucker is from the image alone, he's kind of north of the train near the tracks
also, while perish song did kind of get buffed, it has a weird new thing where it takes a lot more turns if it needs to kill a higher leveled opponent, i'm guessing to pre emptively prevent cheese against high levelled bullshit fights down the line?
>>54485161 i will say that if jan adds a skip cutscene feature, it should by default be turned off for such a cutscene, that doesn't sound like it'll ever get old
maybe throw in aelita doing the same to madelis, geara and the visorniggers while you're at it
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Time to hustle and look for the evo stones for mah doggies, I have a Moon and Sun stone already, not sure how long it will take to find a Dusk and Dawn stone.
>>54485161 Seeing her drop kick that nigger in the face would be fucking golden.
Anonymous
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>>54485161 >if we don’t completely replace chapter 5 then we should make Aelita break several of Neved’s bones after that niggerfaggot gets his ass handed to him If we hire an artfag to do some new cutscene stills that needs to be the first thing we make.
And if you decide to skip the prison segment it loads you at that point.
Anonymous
what are these ramblings in the text box before every fight starts
Anonymous
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>>54485189 this game was inspired by reborn and rejuvenation
so naturally every important battle needs a full cutscene beforehand
especially the really hard ones that you will need to retry several times
Anonymous
>stockpile >stockpile >rest >stockpile >stockpile >rest
Anonymous
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>>54485213 you WILL enjoy the frequent stallshit on random trainers in a game where even the developers are aware of it running like shit
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
if all we need is more potential workers just give me a few nights with cheyenne and alanah
>>54485189 they're quotes for the field effects, it's a holdover from reborn that that game did because....they just did, okay, and we should continue it because we just should, okay
>>54485178 unfortunately bud...i looked at a few dawn/dusk stone evos and they're all saying episode 9...
clearly an ice/rock or rock/fairy mon would be far too powerful too early.
although i guess an ice/rock mon with actual fast sweeper stats might not be that terrible if you managed to dodge all the mach punch/bullet punch bullshit
Anonymous
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>>54485220 unfortunately you’ll only get to breed alanah
because cutscene retardation (the kind that you last saw in your rejuv LP) is coming to ruin any chance at mating with the only other non-obnoxious non-irrelevant female character you’ve encountered thus far
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
so basically, we need to go do odd jobs and favors for people around this fuckhuge map until they can rebuild the store.
have fun and use this fucking guide
>>54483226 Anonymous
>>54485233 not screenshotted: wagie quickly doing the few sidequests that give him anything he can actually use before opening the variables tab of the debug menu to escape fetch quest hell
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i'm guessing the makers of the game put down GTA for a bit and picked up RDR for a while before making this chapter.
>>54485238 i'll do them, they're not really that bad if you know what you're doing.
also i don't want to skip on the cheyenne cutscenes.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Vitus wasn't kidding when he said they straight up copied the Kiki Misdreavus quest from Reborn.
>>54485220 That's miserable, I mean, I get both forms are good, but come the fuck on, chapter 9?! Fucking hell.....
>>54485213 It's fucking miserable.....and believe me....it gets worse.
Anonymous
>>54485248 Wdym anon it will get better when I get a full and proper team haha
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
yeah, i hope it does too...
>>54485248 remember when even reborn and rejuvenation, for all the shit they pulled, at least started the game with a bunch of normal trainer fights?
hell even grunts until the 4th or 5th badge were still using weak shitmons.
this game starts swinging and never fucking stops
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>do you want an expensive procedure that makes your pokemon just kind of shit? fuck off lady
>>54485267 it gets slightly better, but use debug and hack in 999 rare candies anyway to save yourself
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I can't fucking believe they added a stealth section to this game as well....also aliens in the cornfields.
>>54485267 I wished I could tell you that.....but I've seen things....also use debug and gets rare candies, it's one of the few things that makes this game not shit.
>>54485271 The fact you can't have some fun out in the fields with Cheyenne while she rides the MC like a crazy cowgirl is fucking depressing. Also yeah, The difficulty in this game is absurd, the worst part is that unlike Rejuvenation and Reborn this game also has a miserable leveling curve due to the lack of proper training facilitation.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i can at least respect the destroy all humans reference. this is a really easy favor to get with an exploit. set your clock to daytime, make it through this maze in the southeast corner of the map, then revert to nighttime, save and quit out, and reload. you're supposed to do some faggot stealth puzzle through a bunch of elgyems in this maze at night, but this is an easy way to avoid them all
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54485296 oh well speak of the devil kek. yeah, just follow the tip.
>The fact you can't have some fun out in the fields with Cheyenne while she rides the MC like a crazy cowgirl is fucking depressing don't worry, she gets some cute scenes. make sure to pop by the orphanage albeit
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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not much babe, just slaving away on a farm after i've gotten done wageslaving in real life
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
time for more perish song cheese>perish song is 7 turns against a level 36 enemy if you're 29 so i guess it's just equal to level differences? be pretty funny if later on there's something close to the level 100 dittoceus that needs 60 perish song turns to die.>perish song can be blocked by protect nigger.
Anonymous
>>54485348 >>perish song can be blocked by protect What the fuck?
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Oh, this game has custom Eeveelutions too.
>>54485301 I'm doing the quests to please the cute redhead, some of them are simple enough, but this map is fucking titanic in size.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
apparently, this little fucker is now bug/dark in this game. probably the dumbest type rework i've seen for this mon, but i can use it and i've always kind of liked this thing.
will let anyone name if they want.
>>54485357 it's a targeted move now. it doesn't affect the user anymore from the looks of it.
idk if it still would target everything else in a double battle.
Anonymous
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>>54485370 it’s part dark for the same reason as luxray being part dark
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i guess i'll run some drugs before helping the cute redhead.
>>54485366 from what i can tell, the easiest ones looking at the guide are
>the two pest control ones >the tractor one (part of the cheyenne quests) >the medicine one (also part of cheyenne quests) >donate money to demetrius >the emile fight (just south of the train) >the bear in the southeast corner of the map >elgyem maze >getting the intel on the old man's farm >helping the mercenaries in the upper right corner of the map it's quite a bit, but avoids the hide and seek shit and is mostly just straightforward battles, things that can be cheesed, or things that take 2 seconds
Anonymous
you know I really think these devs could create a move that has less than 5 different effects on it if they tried hard enough
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>do ONE fucking drug op >immediately get held up by the glowies literal 1984.
>>54485385 even that has the excuse of muh black fur and red eyes.
what about illumise is 'dark'? the black parts on it?
>>54485390 >the bear in the southwest corner of the map* Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
well? which one bros?
>>54485397 actually, i wonder if this is why you can't use items even when you're fighting dangerous terrorists and wild mons, because the glowniggers are literally everywhere
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I was checking the relationship guide for this and apparently Demetrius gets fucking livid if you accept strolling through the field together with Cheyenne, just how big of a cuck is that old fuck?
>>54485385 Luxray at least looks threatening and violent, despite it's name literally meaning Light ray, and it's color scheme is fairly dark, Illumise is a firefly/lightbug, there's literally 0 reasons as to why it should be a Dark type, Fire would make sense, Electric could make sense, Fairy would make sense, but once more this game's devs are far too autistic to do something sane and reasonable.
>>54485390 Gotcha.
>>54485392 The main dev is a modern Yugioh fag, he thinks if a move doesn't have at least 3 effects it's somehow bad.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54485401 Stand your ground as a sovereign citizen, lol.
Anonymous
>>54485401 Which one will fuck you in the ass the least
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54485403 to be fair about luxray's name, you can't really use the localization name for type justification, the moonrune name is something about x-rays
>>54485410 >>54485412 uh i think i fucked up bros.
Anonymous
>>54485403 now if only we could get her to come with us for the gym battle and have her safely near us instead of in the middle of fucking nowhere
Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>orevald is getting handjobs from a cutie and i'm about to go to jail because this region is fucking oceania kill me now
>>54485428 careful, don't give the empiredev any ideas.
Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
he cute
>>54485443 now to be completely fair here...this is the kind of shit the fbi pulls, the cia only destabilizes governments halfway across the world for no reason on my taxdollar
Anonymous
Anonymous
I have a question and don't know where to ask in insurgence, if I catch a Magmar that is only level 15, will it still learn the attacks that it would learn as Magby?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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for some reason this guy has the exact same theme as his master, that piano rendition of gehrman's theme. we also have that other fuck from the rebels who's gehrman too anyway, time to GTFO after dumping this guy's body in the creek, hopefully no more glowies are watching
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Everyone in this area of Telius has a natural sense of reverence towards cute redheads Based.
>>54485424 True, also shit, the fed doesn't know your rights as a sovereign citizen, it's time to teach him.
>>54485427 The empire devs are a bunch of niggers if they kill this adorable redhead.
>>54485428 Pendulum as a mechanic is a fucking mistake, I miss the days of the Synchro era, when the game was just fast enough and card texts didn't reach 10 paragraphs of text.
>>54485436 Meanhwhile Demetrius is watching from the distance with binoculars and seething at me harder than a volcano due to me so quickly earning Cheyenne's love.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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ok, well i'm going to bed. i have a feeling thread won't even die overnight with how shit slow this board is but if you want to make a new one go ahead orevald, or vitus, or whoever else.
>>54485456 it'll just learn whatever magmar's levelup learnset is, and insurgence should use be using gen 6 learnsets, so go look it up.
usually, the case is that prevos will learn moves at slightly earlier levels than their later evos, to incentivize holding onto them i guess. but it almost never really matters
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Anonymous
>>54485459 they’re DOUBLE NIGGERS. Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54485475 FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
Anonymous
>>54485480 just take the musk route and uninstall while you still can
Anonymous
>>54485159 >stamina (which boosts both defenses in this game) Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>54485161 Jan will just make the excuse that she’s too tired from torture to beat him up
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I'm super tired from work, so I'm going to bed.
>>54485501 It will break my heart.....but I'm genuinely engaged by this game and I cant stop....
>>54485503 Yes, my young anomalocaris.
Anonymous
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>>54485520 well if she’s able to run around and keep up with the player she’s in good enough physical condition to permanently injure electronigger
Anonymous
it's over. we fucking lost bros
Anonymous
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>>54485524 your anomalocaris is now dinner
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image limit soon
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>pointlessly killing the thread with spam Thanks bud
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>>54485548 nigger we’re past bump limit anyways
Anonymous
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wack lives matter
Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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Might as well I guess
>still hasn't dropped from page 1 I know this board is especially slow at night but goddamn
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>>54485576 Anonymous
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posting more pangolins until image limit
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