>>54484158I thought this was going to be the Eggman copypasta at first
I've come to make an announcement, Florian's a bitchass motherfucker. He caught my fucking ogre. That's right, he took his fuckin' love ball out and he caught my FUCKING ogre. And he said his team was 't h i s s t r o n g' and I said 'that's pathetic' so I'm making a callout post on my new rotom phone. Florian you have a SHIT team, it's as bad as Carmine's except WAY WORSE and guess what, here's what MY TEAM LOOKS LIKE! *huge anime blastwave as Dipplin evolves* That's right, baby. THICC SYRUP, NO GIMMICKS, NO FAIRIES! Look at that, it looks like two dragons in an apple! HE FUCKED MY OGRE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO FUCK UNOVA! That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER SYRUP PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Unova, I'm gonna go HIGHER! I'm pissing on PALDEA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, GEETA? I pissed on Paldea, you IDIOT! You have twenty four hours before the syrup DRLRLRLRLOPLETS hit the FUCKING crater now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
