>we find ourselves locked in the battle of autism >on the one hand, we have the ultimate cuckold north >on the other, a druggie chick running a town full of useless faggots >either way, druggie chick gets her ass beat and then arrested >north then sends us to farm hell >at least there we meet with a cute redhead >surely nothing bad can happen here besides the tedium of navigating a fuckhuge map doing a dozen sidequests >What is this? This is a thread where a group of retards play shitty fangames and have fun. Come sign up, all we ask is that you choose a tripcode or something to identify yourself.
>What are the rules? Don't be a faggot. Also generally try to stay with everyone else progresswise.
It's recommended, but not required to play a monotype as most people in the thread will, and Empire is accommodating for monos and gives every type 6 mons before the first gym.
>What's the game? Pokemon Empire, a game known for 2 things:
- One, making absolutely retarded 'balance' changes to everything in the entire dex to essentially make everything fakemon, on top of actual fakemon, Reborn's field system, new evolutions, and not!regional variants. Surely this won't be a clusterfuck.
- Two, walls of text of political ragebait and 'satire' done in the least subtle way possible
The download link/guides:
https://pokemon-empire-pbs.infinityfreeapp.com/ The changes:
https://pokemon-empire-pbs.infinityfreeapp.com/PokemonPBS/ Apparently it hasn't been updated for the most recent episode, so don't expect 100% accuracy
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Reposting for mine and the rest of the runners' benefit>the two pest control ones >the tractor one (part of the cheyenne quests) >the medicine one (also part of cheyenne quests) >donate money to demetrius >the emile fight (just south of the train) >the bear in the southeast corner of the map >elgyem maze >getting the intel on the old man's farm >helping the mercenaries in the upper right corner of the map The least autistic way to do farm arc without engaging in hide and seek hell across a map the size of reborn city with none of the landmarks or checkpoints
Anonymous
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>>54485598 >across a map the size of reborn city with none of the landmarks or checkpoints reborn city would be too small
try grand dream city
Anonymous
gen 6 whos better granbull or meowstic I know they're different types
Anonymous
>>54485647 wrong thread
also both suck
Anonymous
>>54485659 what would be the right thread then
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>>54485647 Meowstic is usually better because of Prankster and being fast
If you're playing campaign it doesn't matter and if you're doing comp they're both bad albeit
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good thread :)
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how i get celebi
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Ok I'm sure I did all of the side quest here and now I have to battle this guy, I know I didn't screen a lot of the quest, and that's because they're boring walk back n forth quest, but the cake stuff was relevant to the story I guess, but before this I had to deliver moonshine and got caught by the Nigger Intelligence Agency (N.I.A) so that was something.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Fuck this Lunatone btw, Whiteout counter: 3 from this fight alone, but alas I finally win.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Afterwards this German(?) guy tries selling me on technology using his machine that can control environments, which he used to set up the field to his advantage, but it malfunctions and causes an "epic" struggle between technology and nature or something.
Anonymous
>>54485576 Can't believe Vicky got porn.
>>54487433 German science is "the best"
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Wish me luck
>>54487444 Nice trips.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
So her earrings are in super mode here because reasons.
Anonymous
>>54487462 wtf is that table?
you're not supposed to use pixels like that...
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54487467 I think it was a rug actually.
R8 out of 10 boys, I like her theme song though.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54487410 They changed both Lunatone and Solrock from Psychic types to Fairy and Fire types respectively, which is sorta dumb/neat.
>>54485647 Not the right thread, but autism cat is considerably better because prankster and decent utility movepool.
>>54485807 Soft, delicate and round.
Anonymous
Why do you play as a girl
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54487527 I like her sprite more than the other.
Anonymous
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>>54487444 more surprising kiki got some all things considered
even more amaria got a little
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
After beating her she drops an egg, so does that mean I got her pregnant?
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Alright, here we go.
Anonymous
>>54487527 >Girl Funny thing: you can still fuck Allanah as a girl, and she will still get pregnant.
I think this "girl" is hiding something.
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>>54487568 I will now play your game
Anonymous
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>>54487568 >futa protag based
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
ROCKCHADS, WE EATIN' GOOD TONIGHT!
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
That was actually very easy, the German guy was harder than this however his Poliwrath has an ability that raises its Def and SpDef one stage every time it got hit and my Flametounge mon was down, so it came to a close 2-0, still easy though.
Anonymous
>>54485576 >the gift infected wagie it's over
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Uh oh. It's time for her death.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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I'm going to have to search the entire fucking province for the Larvitar....FML.
Anonymous
>>54487555 She either gives you Mawile or Sableye, Mawile who is....Steel/Dark and Sableye is Rock/Ghost.
Obviously they get a bunch of wacky moves and abilities but that is such a ridiculous nerf
>>54487597 Have fun in hide and seek hell if you actually want the thing albeit
>>54487598 Good job
Enjoy the worst scene in the entire game as a reward.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54487611 Can I choose which I get? I would adore to have Sableye.
Also, fuck, I'll probably have to look up the guide on how to find the Larvitar, getting used to this fucking huge map is not being easy.
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>>54487603 I'm turning into a weedle
Anonymous
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it's all ogre now
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>>54487633 The egg is random (I think)
Took the words right out of my mouth here.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54487633 You have to have a positive relationship with Demetrius to get Sableye, a negative one to get Mawile.
The relationship system in this game is fucking dumb and goes up or down according to the things that don't even involve that character (I think Reborn/Rejuv do this too, but not to this amount), so I'd just debug it in when you get there if you didn't get the right one
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54487657 I'll see if it is, if it is random BS I'll just use debug.
>>54487665 I've been doing almost everything possible to piss off the old cuck.......also yeah, the relationship system in this game is a fucking joke.
>>54487673 NOOOOOOOOOO!
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>He instantly blames everything on me. It should have been you.
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It's ironically unironically over
it's over
Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54487673 maybe not. >>54487682 to be fair, rock/ghost sableye sounds like an immense downgrade
it looks like it got buffed defenses and a better levelup learnset, but having more weaknesses that aren't fairy is...
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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might as well start the gauntlet myself
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i wish we had the chance to take the jacket and shirt off her chest to see those BADOINKERS fly bros...
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i would love to have baked a beautiful cake into her oven bros....
>>54487733 confluence from risk of rain, iirc
clover also steals this track for mt. keketoa, it's a good song
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Singles names for this busy stall bee.
>>54487708 Yeah, the autistic type changes really screwed Sableye, it doesn't even have Solid Rock like Gollet, which would have made it a decently bulky thing.
Anonymous
>>54487708 wait
does she actually get brought back via reborn-style magic also I think the janny set this thread to force sage
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Wow really? just like that?
>>54487747 Killer Queen
Anonymous
>>54487747 Beeabee
>>54487748 wait nvm it’s not set to forced sage by the janny
just a visual bug on my end
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>>54487755 checked
also quads soon
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i actually kind of like the idea of being able to trade your starter
unfortunately this is an incredibly retarded choice for an offer, why would anyone give up their starter for this
>>54487747 i guess maybe, possibly as a tradeoff, the mega won't be so retardedly late like it is in other games. wouldn't hold your breath though.
>>54487748 maybe, but it doesn't happen as of the end of the current version. that seems to be the way the story is going to go though >>54487752 it's not as good as vanilla, it has some weird new gimmick to it
Anonymous
>>54487752 I hate that ugly fuck
Anonymous
handholding with cute redheads
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54487760 oh i didn't realize i didn't screenshot said mon, it's makuhita as a trade
if you try to breed your starter he also gets mad and stops willing to do it also kek
also if quads ALANAH AMBER AVA AELITA'S ASS
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>>54487769 >AELITA she has a muscular pussy, I checked
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Ok, my memories are coming back I remember playing this and stopping here a long time ago since you can actually die by electro-raping yourself and falling into lava.
Anonymous
>>54487769 off by 8
nice 69 digits though
>>54487773 off by 4
>>54487775 off by 2
>>54487776 off by 1
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54487752 >Guaranteed to blow your mind Named.
Also holy fuck they gave Heal Order priority.
>>54487760 Hopefully....but considering they put Lycanroc's 2 evos so late into the game out of sheer pettiness, I'm not holding my breath.
Also, these fuckers really think we'd want to get rid of our starters in some random dogshit trade like this?
Anonymous
>>54487777 we fucking missed it
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54487764 The Blakeorys love it.
>>54487767 Delightful and warm.
>>54487787 Wasted on compfaggotry, shit.
Anonymous
>>54487775 imagine having Aelita making you eat out her pussy while she’s working out
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i'm not sure why they felt the need to inject some sidequest about killing an old man or a kid into having fun with a cute redhead, but this is empire which is made by sadists, so i guess it fits. i don't even think either one of them actually die if you don't give them the medicine either, making this beyond pointless besides a point for demetrius if you save the old dude and a negative point if you save the kid
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
There's a fuckload of buggeros here in this area that I'll have to catch. Singles names for the firefly here.
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>>54487800 She would squeeze your tongue so hard that it falls off.
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
a thighjob? a titjob? an assjob?
>>54487786 i could maybe see it if the starter was being offered up for a pseudo or a really good mon that would become good soon, like maybe giving a feebas and then placing marvel scale in this or the next chapter.
but makuhita....lol
>>54487776 yeah, make sure to save often
>>54487802 case in point
the deaths start off as kind of funny at first but slowly grow more obnoxious
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
god fucking DAMNIT bros...
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
imagine this scene in the context it should be: a happy cheyenne and anon baking a cake for their kids, everyone being happy and having fun, and while their kids are happily munching on the cake downstairs cheyenne and anon go upstairs to put another cake in the oven empiredevs if you value 'freedom' and let us use rebornian magic to bring people back you can't be so fucking cruel and sadistic to take this shit away after trudging through the hell of this game, make this an ending albeit writefag pls.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Singles names for a butterfly that is quite butter free.
>>54487812 Named.
>>54487841 I hope the devs stop being faggots and let us cuddle with her too later on.
Also yeah, it's real dumb how they treat Makuhita like it's so big deal by forcing us to trade our starter for it.
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>>54487859 I guess I'll just wait until they finish it.
Anonymous
reminder that the reason we can’t rewrite the game so that the player isn’t forced to pick up the brain damaging sword macguffin while also preventing Cheyenne from being murdered as a sacrifice to moloch is because anyone who tried to change things in the game would kill themselves from cringe when realizing how much needs to be changed and how fucking sloppy everything is
Anonymous
>>54487864 >>54487867 >>54487871 to be fair we could maybe have writefags work on a rewritten version of the game’s story without having to edit the sloppiest fangame known to man
as for actually putting that story into a playable game well we’ll probably have to make a new game from scratch since the existing empire assets & game are fucked up beyond all repair when it comes to cleaning up
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
yeah....we can ALWAYS find each other when things go wrong...
>>54487871 to be fair, that applies to pretty much every rebornian.
rejuv even only somewhat gets a pass because aelita and amber are legitimately that worth trying to alter a 300 hour long game that's bloated to the size of 10 pokemon games
>>54487867 Spread
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Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Singles names for the herald of the end/Sneedshrew's favorite food.
>>54487847 They knew we would lover her and they did what they did later just to piss us off.
>>54487889 I suppose.
>>54487893 Named
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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he's talking about north here another reason to hate this old nigga
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I'll catch 2 Wurmples due to them giving some considerable buffs to Dustox and making some pretty wild changes to Beautifly. so singles names for both.
>>54487915 It's over......also named.
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Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54487962 For Dustox or Beautifly?
Anonymous
>>54487969 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for dustox
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Singles names for a pretty priority abusing butterfly.
>>54487973 Named.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
here's a mon that clearly would be busted as shit if the player got it before the 8th gym.
it doesn't even look like it has that many changes from regular either
anyone can name.
>>54487955 lol beautifly looks pretty good actually.
i'd say name it vegeta, i guess
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54487991 Mr.Crowley.
>>54487990 Also I guess I'll just name it Vegetta then.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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apparently illumise gets quiver dance, it looks like it's pretty strong
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wouldn't it be nice if everyone just.. worked together towards a common goal.. if everything was provided for us.. kinda like..
Anonymous
waaaaaagie the replying-averse samefag trying to treat this thread as mini-/pol/ is on the loose again send out the nigger whipper squads
Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
so sorry, orevald, it looks like
>>54485598 only gives 10 of 12 points needed to finish hell
i would probably just debug in a male gogoat or something, and give away the applin for that lady's apple pie since you won't use it i think.
not great, but you can maybe avoid fetch quest hell
>>54488055 don't even give it attention, that's all it's here for
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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oh, also, if you get 15 'favors' done, you get a 'mystery egg' but really it's a preset egg that's determined by your starter who will be a different type from your starter and supposedly have type synergy with it. mine would be clauncher, water/steel now. it's not really worth having to do fetch quest hell on top of all the running around you need to do around this place, but it's there i guess. also, vitus, assuming you didn't do all the requests did you at least destroy the digimon shit back in polaris?
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54488107 This is fucking miserable.....
Also, Applin is a Bug type and it evolves into Flapple, which is a Bug/Dragon, not to mention I named it in honor of everyone's favorite gremlin from Reborn, I could probably just breed my Applin real quick to get a new one.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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oh wait, never mind. you only needed 10 points to advance the plot. i'm just shit at reading i guess
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
....
>>54488138 i think it might be that the tractor one and the pest only count as 2 points, not 3 as the guide suggests.
so you might need to do the applin anyway, but you just need 10.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>ANOTHER blond evil german guy what is with this archetype in these games who is even the evil science german man in rejuv? isha, i guess?
Anonymous
>>54488172 wonder if this one also participates in electrorape
maybe they'll actually do something else with this one
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
someone post the smogon handshake comic
Anonymous
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>le nazis!1!11one every time.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i like how they try to present this guy as good and then his battle theme is this heavy sinister industrial track
>>54488179 ah, you see, this one is completely different in every way
he uses ground types
Anonymous
>>54488180 isha isn't even blonde he's just a schizo
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>>54488190 oh
good
earthrape now
that certainly is different
Anonymous
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>>54488194 you replied to the wrong post
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>The sole excuse they use to justify Illumise being a Dark type in this game is that it's nocturnal This is so dumb.....also singles names.
>>54488162 I'll try and see if my Rocks and Bugs can stand up to that fucking Ursaring down by the fields.
>>54488172 Surprisingly Rejuvenation is the only Reborn-like with no apparent "Evil German Scientist", unless you count Jenner, which I don't think anyone would.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
holy mother of debuffs batman everything out on the field is a fakemon too, the alcremie is a shit colored version of itself that's dark/fairy
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54488208 Holy fuck are these things UGLY.
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>>54488208 Christ, that's awful.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
why did you phrase it like that
>>54488206 just be aware it has leftovers, if you get rid of that you should be good.
>illumise name name it FuckinPest
>>54488214 umm it's SUPPOSED to look bad chud
Anonymous
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>play pokemon fusion >most new mons look cool >play this shit >most new mons look like ass why
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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well, his machine blows up, probably because of our schizo sword and demetrius kicks him out. i'm sure he won't be important later. i need to head out for a little bit
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
he actually even gives us permission to bed his daughter here
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>>54488249 unfortunately we won't get to do that without rewriting this entire part of the game
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54488224 My Magcargo can easily get rid of items, so I guess it won't be too much of a hassle.
Also named.
Also, the main dev seems aware his fakemon look like shit, yet he doesn't even bother to fix them, it's so dumb.
>>54488249 He's not even her real father.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Last buggero available for now, singles names for this loud little shit that loves to ruin the sleep of people.
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Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54488288 Named, also nice digits.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Did I just walk into a couple having a BDSM session?
Anonymous
>>54488378 GOD I wish that were me
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Hmmmmmmm....thanks....?
>>54488389 I'd rather be having wild love with Cheyenne out in the field, but you do you.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Fuuuuuuck you lady.
>>54488436 By some miracle, Illumise managed to solo this fight by spamming Charm and getting a few Quiver Dance boosts, not only is stupid horse almost unkillable due to Stamina being busted in this game, but it also has Pain Split, which makes taking it down a giant pain in the rectum.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I am now the proud owner of a legion of sea cucumbers.
Anonymous
>>54487847 Why are country girls so good man.
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>>54488566 sorry
not allowed in this game
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54488566 Cheyenne, Ava, technically Amelia as well.....there's just something about country gals dude....
Anonymous
>>54488621 how did you forget Aelita
Anonymous
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sisters I keep getting filtered by a swinub this game is too hard!
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Oh, I have a phone and our baby gal Alanah is calling.
>>54488632 I guess Sheridan counts as countryside? My bad.
Anonymous
>>54488550 Those are real cucumbers chud.
Anonymous
>>54488677 checked
it probably won't be much longer until she sends us a text including a tasteful nude or two of her cute, well endowed body
Anonymous
>>54488888 quints GET soon
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
OH, OH GODS, OH NO......
>>54488706 Put them in your mouth to test that theory.
>>54488843 She is pretty gifted, I would love to get a few reminders of our time together from her.
Anonymous
>>54488857 at some point one of those reminders would be another one of her nudes, except with a baby bump starting to be visible and a big smile
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>>54488877 checked and cute
Anonymous
CUMMING INSIDE ALANAH'S FERTILE PUSSY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>54488881 belong on my lap
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Got meself a horse, sadly I'm not legally allowed to ride out into the plane like a cowboy because reasons.
>>54488868 That would be so sweet.
>>54488881 Cute and cuddly.
>>54488889 Hot.
Anonymous
>>54488850 wasted on an irrelevant shitmon
>>54488889 so close but off by 3 seconds and 1 post ID
Anonymous
>>54488896 that's a donkey
>>54488899 checked
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54488903 Close enough, they're just infinitely more stubborn.
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>>54488850 >gay compshit Of course
Looks like this is the Empiredev himself too
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72