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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:16:27 No.54491402 View View Reply Original Report

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Whose plan was more retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:18:52 No.54491417 Report

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Ghetsis, for not taking out shithia immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:19:21 No.54491420 Report

Quoted By: >>54491510 >>54493039

>>54491402
Reminder that Team Aqua looked at Hoeen and thought "7/10, not enough water"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:19:23 No.54491422 Report

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>>54491402
Team Aqua, You can get by with elevated land and it seems like Groudon only slightly increases the heat of the planet, Kyorge however is trying to drown the entire planet and if Waterworld is anything to go by, humans would be in a bad spot in a world that was pure ocean

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:21:34 No.54491440 Report

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>>54491402
Both are retarded and would imply the extinction of the human race

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:23:18 No.54491449 Report

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Magma. Raising the sea levels would at the very least accomplish Aqua’s goal. Magma’s plan of increasing actually livable land would take millions upon millions of years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:29:35 No.54491497 Report

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>>54491402
Maxies because he is trying to present it as being smart by pretending to be a Scientist. With Team Aqua the idiots look and act like idiots who act on their heart and not their brain.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:30:38 No.54491510 Report

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>>54491420

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:32:09 No.54491527 Report

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>>54491402
Aqua.
Humanity can't survive in a world surrounded only in water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:33:36 No.54491541 Report

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>Aqua
>Pirate adventures on the high seas
>All towns are Pacifidlog i.e. comfy as fuck
>Wingull supremacy

>Magma
>Land, literally just land, not even any fucking trees
>All towns are Fallarbor i.e. boring
>Geodude everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:50:49 No.54491645 Report

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>>54491402
>drop a meteorite into a supervolcano
>it erupts killing everyone within the immediate vicinity
>lava floes destroy towns and forests in all directions for miles
>Ash clouds the atmosphere causing an extinction event
Imagine casually saving the fucking planet before the fourth gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:52:14 No.54491655 Report

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the aqua team wanted to turn the Pokemon world into One Piece

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 00:59:36 No.54491715 Report

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>>54491402
Why did Gamefreak think this was a good idea?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 01:18:59 No.54491861 Report

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>>54491402
Aqua. I would have joined Team Magma. More land means more real estate and we've got enough water already. Too much to be exact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 01:22:29 No.54491880 Report

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>>54491422
>You can get by with elevated land

It's not just elevated land, Groudon's drought was raising temps too and drying out the air. Everyone would have been dehydrated and cooked to death.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 01:39:43 No.54491978 Report

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>>54491402
Archie is #buildthatwall and Maxie is open borders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 01:40:54 No.54491989 Report

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>>54491880
>It's not just elevated land, Groudon's drought was raising temps too

That's what they said cantreadanon. And drying out the air is headcanon, try again

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 01:45:29 No.54492016 Report

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I'd drown the world just for him...

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 01:58:19 No.54492086 Report

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>>54491402
Archie is literally retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 02:05:37 No.54492125 Report

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>>54491402
Fuck OP, everyone already knows that Archie is a fucking retard and that Maxie's goal (expanding landmass to combat over population) at least makes some logical sense.
Who would be the better boss? Maxie has a stick up his ass so Archie would be the better boss, but I think I could put up with Maxie if I had eye candy like Courtney as a coworker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 02:08:44 No.54492142 Report

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>>54491978
The would both be obnoxious liberals. Maxie would just be a full on soi corporate dickriding liberal while Archie would be hardcore commie worshiping socialist.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 02:12:18 No.54492167 Report

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>>54491402
>Team Aqua are literal niggers.
>black people can't swim.
>Team Aqua wants to create a world where you would have to swim or die.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 04:30:42 No.54493006 Report

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Magma is far more based simply because they go full retard-scorched earth immediately after you foil them.
>We're gonna use the energy from the meteorite to blow this volcano and find Groudon so we can get more land
>Ok you stopped us but we still got the Blue Orb and dug a tunnel under the volcano to wake Groudon
>Wtf he ran away as soon as he woke up
>Fuck this we're stealing all the rocket fuel and we're gonna dump it In the volcano
>Why? Fuck Groudon that's why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 04:35:43 No.54493039 Report

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>>54491420
Team Aqua is based off fishermen and farmers who were losing their livelihood more as japan kept reclaiming land, also oceanic diversity being lost with this process. Looking at it from that angle it stops being the not enough water thing. If they ever set a legends game in Hoenn, they'd need to show properly how much of land was reclaimed between 100s of years to make Aqua's motives make sense.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 04:35:50 No.54493041 Report

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>>54492142
>commie
>socialist
>liberal

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 04:37:47 No.54493046 Report

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>>54491645
Calm down there, Char.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2023 04:37:56 No.54493047 Report

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>>54491402
At least under Aqua's hypothetical world, water pokemon and maybe some humans could still exist and thrive. In Maxie's drought world, absolutely nothing would survive.

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