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>Kieran getting pinned down by this girl who took everything from him while she bounces up and down on him and whispers "get me pregnant get me pregnant get me pregnant"

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 04:28:48 No.54501532 Report

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>>54501482
>giving him children just so she can take them away from him too
Holy fucking shit calm DOWN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 04:38:23 No.54501594 Report

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>>54501354
>I think I'll take his virginity next!

Too late Carmine did that already

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 04:43:04 No.54501625 Report

Quoted By: >>54501740 >>54501753

>Meet them
>She jumps at the chance to watch you bully him
>She spends the whole expansion soft bullying him to keep you to herself
>Tells you to capture his favorite, one of a kind mon, right in front of him

He was cucked so hard that he is gonna go super villain. Holy fuck, did Gamefreak hire NTR writers or something?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:00:42 No.54501740 Report

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>>54501625
You are not the first or last person who will ask this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:02:37 No.54501753 Report

Quoted By: >>54501768 >>54504474

>>54501625
Personally before we go full supervillain, I like the idea of him spending several months telling everyone in Blueberry how much of a monster the protag is so that everyone (or at least the e4 equivalent) want to kick your foreign ass as soon as you walk in.

THEN when you kick THEIR assess and they start to respect/like you, he goes apeshit and tries to use Terapagos and terastallization to wipe you off the map.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:06:18 No.54501768 Report

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>>54501753
>he uses the turtle's imagination crystal juice or whatever the fuck
>turns into an ogre (male)
>Mashup of his battle theme and All Star starts playing

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:09:56 No.54501787 Report

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>>54501768
>Juliana pins him down and starts raping him when the song hits "And they don't stop coming", just for that line to loop into infinity

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:16:30 No.54501810 Report

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>>54501482
based

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:23:03 No.54501845 Report

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>>54501787
>"You took Ogerpon away from me. You took my sister away from me. You crushed my dreams. But I'll never forgive you for stealing my first time with Ogerpon. I hate everyone and you, but above all I hate myself"

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:31:41 No.54501903 Report

Quoted By: >>54501920 >>54501977

Ya'll niggas are gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:33:20 No.54501920 Report

Quoted By: >>54501942 >>54501968

>>54501903
if you never wanted to get /ss/‘d as a kid growing up, you never had a childhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:35:53 No.54501942 Report

Quoted By: >>54501964

>>54501920
As a kid I swore I would never date any girl older than me or any girl taller than me
I've held to those standards because I'd be a failure of a man otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:39:33 No.54501964 Report

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>>54501942
>be a 12 year old
>not wanting to bang your hot spanish teacher
>not fapping to porn that involves adult women
suit yourself, but even as a kid I didn’t jack off to lolis

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:40:20 No.54501968 Report

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>>54501920
Didn't have to, I got to suck on my teenage aunt's titties when I was 11. She was 17

I'm fucking lucky I couldn't get an boner at the time, might have creampied my aunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:41:25 No.54501977 Report

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>>54501903
>Ya'll are gay.
I'm bi so i Guess so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 05:54:42 No.54502036 Report

Quoted By: >>54502080

>>54501810
Sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 06:01:55 No.54502080 Report

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>>54502036
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111588173

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 08:28:41 No.54502775 Report

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>>54502080
Kieran needs a lucky break

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 08:30:17 No.54502779 Report

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>>54501354
>What else, Kieran?
[REDDIT SPACE]
>I've taken his dream.
[REDDIT SPACE]
>I've taken his Pokemon.
[REDDIT SPACE]
>I've taken his sister.
[REDDIT SPACE]
>I think I'll take his virginity next!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 08:43:42 No.54502828 Report

Quoted By: >>54502845 >>54502881 >>54504450

I don't know how or why /pol/tards are allowed to freely raid other boards, at this point just split the site again, in 4channel, 4chan and the new one 4shitters just for /pol/
If you agree reply with wojacks and transphobia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 08:47:48 No.54502845 Report

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>>54502828
jannies just do a shit job on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 08:58:25 No.54502881 Report

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>>54502828
it not /pol/ it /qa/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 14:25:25 No.54504450 Report

Quoted By: >>54504463

>>54502828
Can you tell us where the poltards are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 14:27:36 No.54504463 Report

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>>54504450
IN THE BATHROOM!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2023 14:29:43 No.54504474 Report

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>>54501753
>he goes apeshit and tries to use Terapagos and terastallization to wipe you off the map.
we need more pokemon characters that try to straight up kill you

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