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>we wander around in caves getting lost for 2000 hours >we stumble across the leader of the place, who's a sociopath that doesn't care for safety laws >soren comes back to help us with a royale revolt and proceeds to be useless >orevald loses his mind over an unwinnable forced loss battle of gay shit against the leader >after solving an annoying lava puzzle, we see a strange apparition of our brother >we defeat the leader and head to the big city >What is this? This is a thread where a group of retards play shitty fangames and have fun. Come sign up, all we ask is that you choose a tripcode or something to identify yourself.
>What are the rules? Don't be a faggot. Also generally try to stay with everyone else progresswise.
It's recommended, but not required to play a monotype as most people in the thread will, and Empire is accommodating for monos and gives every type 6 mons before the first gym.
>What's the game? Pokemon Empire, a game known for 2 things:
- One, making absolutely retarded 'balance' changes to everything in the entire dex to essentially make everything fakemon, on top of actual fakemon, Reborn's field system, new evolutions, and not!regional variants. Surely this won't be a clusterfuck.
- Two, walls of text of <NOPE NOT TEMPTING FATE AGAIN> and 'satire' done in the least subtle way possible
The download link/guides:
https://pokemon-empire-pbs.infinityfreeapp.com/ The changes:
https://pokemon-empire-pbs.infinityfreeapp.com/PokemonPBS/ Apparently it hasn't been updated for the most recent episode, so don't expect 100% accuracy
Previous threads:
https://rentry.org/vp-plays#empire-multi-lp Archived writefaggotry/drawfaggotry:
https://mega.nz/folder/YR9mUALL#z6LqTPdLLSfCvC_XylDKXg
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>OP using 3 literal whos and that dyke for the thread image >they're all from an entirely separate fangame
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>>54506886 lmao
somehow still has more IVs than the average official game's gym leader/e4 team
Anonymous
>>54506883 who are you quoting?
>>54506886 worst ivs i have ever seen
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>>54506883 Reina is pure sex though
Anonymous
>>54506900 he doesn't need good ivs to blast asses
Anonymous
>>54506909 yeah you're right
especially the ass of that fag who refused to cuddle with and mating press a cute girl
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
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To get this, you need to enter in specific numbers into the console in the science lab in the upper left corner. Blue is 357, red is 889, I think they're dex numbers which you can kind of figure out from reading books around the place. Then you take the files back to this guy for Kubfu, or the scientist in Polaris to get Poipole.
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>>54506931 I could never do that to my fellow sailor scout sister uwu
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>>54506938 can you speak like a normal fucking human being
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>>54506942 He's a tranny, what do you think?
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
This sprite isn't too bad for Bombirdier.>now a Rock/Flying type Okay?>Rocky Payload is now a move that deals 1/3rd scaling-type Rock damage after 3 turns and swaps out the target Schizophrenia.
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always remember
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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So after escaping the purple realm I had to go back to the farm for the 5.5 content and now I'm saving some kids from the worst ghost pokemon of all time.
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>>54506988 Incredible design.
I wonder if the dev asks himself what situation this move is supposed to be used in.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54507006 he doesn't
his entire design philosphy is telling the geniuses behind the "Keep It Simple, Stupid" policy to go fuck themselves
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
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>>54507011 Humpkin.
>>54507006 I can see the use, maybe if you're fighting a strong fire or flying team and are using one of the other schizo moves that benefit from pivoting around, it just seems so arbitrary and niche that I've no idea why anyone would ever use it over just attacking.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>>54507063 Named.
Maybe I should've had security for my house like the guy above me did. But whoever did this to my home is getting killed.
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
>Ys and Octopath for the battle themes here Cool.
Digits can name this if they want.
>>54507074 I think it just got wrecked from the war.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54507117 Bix Nood
Also, back-to-back purple realm flashbacks in this part.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>Bramble Blast KIIIINOOOOOOOOOO
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
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This is a kind of annoying sidequest to start. You need to give a Klang to this biker on this road. There's two of them, it's the bottom one. Just debug the Klang in.
Also, in the alley that you raid, you have to buy an Exp Share for 10000 off the gangster you harass in there.
>>54507156 Named.
The developer of this game doesn't have taste in a lot of areas, but he does have good taste in vidya music.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Well, I'm stopping for today, didn't screen but I got a letter and now I have to defend North in court or something, hope he gets executed. But yeah, I plan on defending him, you get a costume change here as well.
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
Yeah Kubfu is kind of cracked even without its evolution.
Unlike the base game it evolves upon having DynamicPunch, which it learns at level 73. Meaning you get Urshifu next version of the game. Crazy.
>>54507223 Plan to stop myself here shortly, hope Orevald is okay and didn't push himself too much.
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
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Santiago from Reborn has a brother in this region apparently. You need to throw a fight to this guy's little brother. Let's see what happens if I beat his ass anyway.
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
The people who made this game need therapy.
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>>54507255 Orevald died from cringe
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>>54507294 so uh
does that raise the "ways to die" counter to 8
or would that be 9 considering the drug running gang the psychic leader was banging
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
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Anyway, if you lose to the kid like you're supposed to, you get an old artifact which you somehow then have to know to bring to an explorer back in Polaris which makes him move so you can get behind him and grab this fucker.
Anyone can name.
>>54507303 Pretty common with Pokemon fangames.
>>54507309 Nah, that's not the psychic gym's boyfriend, the gangsters in this game just use generic bald guy sprites.
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
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There's a hidden path just left to me, behind this tower.
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>>54506876 >グーク文字 I thought koreans hated everything from ebil ilbon
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
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You can then walk through the rampart here...
Lucas !Ep8pui8Vw2
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And find this thing, which gives you Self-Rule points and also gives you a certain better giftmon later. Note you will eventually need 5 self rule points to get the Mega Ring in this game, at least 'early' on. I'll stop here and see if Orevald turns up.
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>>54507303 >Z died from Reborn >Writefag is gone >This Damn this shit is killer
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Storm hit my house and I lost power again, don't wait for me, repair niggers probably won't do their jobs anytime soon again.
Anonymous
>>54507398 i told you guys this game would only end in disaster
and no one listened
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>>54507531 Real alphas would've walked it off.
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when should we schedule Z's funeral
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who is better in gen 6 between marowak and sudowoodo?
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>>54509973 sandslash
marowak doesn’t get any cool abilities and sudowoodo is a joke
Anonymous
>>54509980 also sandslash is objectively cooler
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>>54509988 double dubs of truth
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>>54509994 and now it’s time to snag
>>54509999 or
>>54510000 with a sneedshrew post
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>>54509973 >>54509980 Hmmm I've ran one before so I wanted something new but I'll think about it
Anonymous
>>54509999 >other GET was a glaceon i’ll take it
ice types are cool too
it’s a shame game freak tries to make so many of them bulky instead of offensive in total ignorance of their near-nonexistent resistances
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>>54510031 >actually check the thread the GET was obtained in uh
well at least that GET wasn’t as wasted as some of the other GETs in the past few days
Anonymous
>>54509999 now we have quads
now we just have to wait for writefag
Anonymous
>>54510282 btw if writefag is reading this why not give us something involving Amber being cute and spending time with the MC, and maybe enjoying some fiery, passionate handholding under romantic candle lighting, since she seems to prefer the soothing warm glow from a controlled flame over electric lights
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>>54510535 writefag pls
show the caramel fire goddess some love
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Starting when wagie is unbanned
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I'll start in 30 minutes. Probably.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54512395 Oh oops 7 minutes late lol.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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So as quick recap:>Last time I battled Hawthorn who might as well be my father-in-law. >After checking my house, I find it in shambles and interact with random items in order to get flashbacks with my father and brother. >Now I head to the cultural district to continue. Dubs decide Jesus's team. Oh, by the way this is the games school arc, we get a fucking diploma in this chapter but it's cool for me especially because my rewards are multiple possible dragon Pokémon.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
The Cultural district is about as much as you would expect. Supporting current thing.
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>>54512659 it would've been cool if their were trainer fights that had pokemon from the other regions or something, but virtue signaling is pretty cool I guess
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Oh, hey look it's North, I'm sure he won't say anything to me that will make me not want to defend him in court.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
So, after some talk, he explains the league challenge I'm doing doesn't actually end with me beating the elite 4 and becoming a champion, and that in this region the only reason I'm able to do this is because of the military and apparently, he can become champion through that instead. So, after mocking me he goes into the school.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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I walk slightly to the left and some bitch challenges me yelling about being stressed, also the battle music in this chapter is some track from Soul Calibur I think.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Kinda strange how I don't take much responsibility for this since I basically fucked over Rose during that part. But I guess it's because he's the military guy.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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These level foods are so strange.
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>Wagie got banned at 3:30 PM EST, 4 hours from now Goddamnit.
>>54512716 It'll be interesting to see how this game handles the elite 4/champion. Both the Knights and the Council are basically E4s in and of themselves. I guess the 'neutral' route will have you fight them as an Elite 8 of sorts like Rejuvenation.
>>54512796 If anything he should be in even deeper shit for allowing a civilian to handle a military affair while also giving them free access to military property.
They also mention it at some point, but North actually did plan for you to steal his logbook, so he could be under charges for giving military secrets to criminals.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>>54512818 He gives an apology.
>but North actually did plan for you to steal his logbook. Wait so he wanted to be charged?
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Another North battle.
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>>54512854 He's a tsundere.
>Wait so he wanted to be charged No, I think they just never found out about that bit, North says the info in the book was only information he wanted the druggies to know. Just that he would have been in even deeper shit on top of the fact that he was unknowingly working with a Royale conspirator.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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That was quick...
>>54512879 Oh that makes more sense.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Time to knock out this side quest real quick.
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north if he real
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
There's actually a couple of things to do that activate right after beating North.
Anonymous
>>54512944 It's actually the game more forcing you to do 'side'quests.
Hated when Reborn did this shit too, especially when it's not necessary.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54512953 Yeah, I looked at the doc and one of these event quests are necessary to progress to story because it increases a variable, also you meet the steel gym leader here for a magnemite.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Yeah, you weren't kidding about the tsundere thing.
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>>54513001 It's not as bad as Fern imo because it's clear he's not just a complete and utter asshole who does a 180 out of nowhere.
Would much prefer if he was just nice and normal instead of being an over the top dickwad obviously, and he still deserves the cucking.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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Before continuing with the story there's some detective shit to do, based on the document it's pretty much a fetch quest.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Our reward for completing this quest is a glow nigger.
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>>54513123 you should buy unregistered sawn off assault firearms
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>he joined up with the glowie agency headed by anabel in a wig What did you expect?
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54513134 >>54513148 Kek, and also fair point. But anyway, I'm through with all that shit so It's time to continue the story.
Anonymous
mating press with Alanah to produce lots of talented heirs!
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54513177 True.
About 7 NPCs here have this exact same dialog.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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So, we walk in on North getting verbally destroyed but this old guy on the right and by the looks of it he wants this guy in prison and accused him of siding with the enemy back in chapter 2 (Rose)
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
"Cocky bitch-hole" Uh huh...
Anonymous
>>54513220 Have fun with the terrible stealth section coming up.
>>54513177 Checked, and hot
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>>54513252 New Metal Gear game looks great! (awful)
Anonymous
>>54513278 why don’t we just use a sharp object to slit some throats and eliminate opposing guards?
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54513284 only north and his men are allowed to do that sweetums
chuds like you are forced to use stealthrino
it’s over
>>54513287 it’s over in every field
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
The NPCs here literally track you like heat seeking missiles.
Anonymous
it's over
it's over
>>54513330 off by 3
whoever sniped
>>54513333 is a really big weedle
Anonymous
>>54513318 It's even worse. They track you IN THE FUCKING CUTSCENE, which means that you can caught right after setting a bomb.
Try and do the ones not near trackers first. Also don't be ashamed to just use walk through walls.
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>>54513338 wasted in a thread made by that fucking schizo
it's so over
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54513341 Don't need to tell me twice LMAO, so after the stealth mission, the sword starts speaking nonsense to me again
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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The Battle of Calvera- 9/19/2023
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
I find it so strange that they didn't bother to give our allies back sprites.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>He's star struck during a life-or-death battle. Get it together man.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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So due to our influence I presume they get surrounded and then the screen fades to black and all you here is battle cries from a bad war play and now I have to look at this bitch again.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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From the looks of it she seems very capable but the way she talks man I just can't take it seriously.
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>>54513402 It's the same reason they have no character vs character intro, they have no good spriters and take the easy way out.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Well I'll stop here for now, most likely will continue later today. but for now, It's weedle.
it's over
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is it still over
Wagie !!1xKY8P9U1nv
starting when writefag posts
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Do you retards think the chick was raped to death because of the hormones? You're a retard if so, she was trampled. The hormones send them to a frenzy in that direction, and they keep going until they find a mon giving them off. They recognize a human isn't what they're looking for so they charge through. You people are dumb, this shit is in old movies and shit like venture brothers too. They recognize a human, and attack them to get them out of the way.
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>>54514296 i say this but i don't look like this
>>54514391 we know she wasn't raped dumbass
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>>54514391 See
>>54514404 Where did this even come from, did you just get to that part or did you go back to old threads?
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>>54514296 Welcome back Wagie.
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>>54514391 sorry about your schizophrenia friend :(
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Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
I'm back, and it's time to get my diploma.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54514776 The time has come and so have I.
Sorry orevald, I don't want to leave you completely in the dust but I at least want to get partly through next chapter.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>>54514776 Oops forgot pic related. but anyway, the guide says that if you do this gauntlet in the auditorium you get to rematch all the gym leaders, but then it also says they don't change in levels, and you don't get money for it either.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>>54514784 Orevald is probably resting for 1000 years. Hope he is ok though.
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Bottom left, top left, bottom right, top right.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54514789 The reason they exist is to grind for exp, I think. Though you have to wonder why bother at all
even though i said i was starting now, I need to start in a bit to finish up the wagieness
>>54514830 jan sent the power niggers to his house, they're actually assassins.
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I love this fields gimmick it gives everyone a free endure.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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So, all the questions you get during the quizzes in this part are all randomly generated between 3 different possible questions for each one. I can't imagine doing this without a guide really. Actually, I can but I already do enough reading in this game already.
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Completed the Frosslass puzzle and now I got to do this one too. Not really much screenshot worthy in this part. Since I'm mostly running around doing uneventful task.
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54515014 this used to be a turning puzzle like timburr/turtwig from rejuv/reborn kek (where all the pieces are on the board and you have to turn a tile which turns its neighbors)
and i think the other one was a similar one except with sliding
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
My reward for completing all task. Name this weird thing.
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>>54515136 Named.
HANG HIM NORTH IS GUILTY
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Rose appears to give her testimony and she says that she won't say anything making this a complete waste of time.
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Earlier I got sent to the purple realm and wandered through a completely glitched out map, but during the testimony thing you have to battle North as rob and if you want self-rule points you have to let him win.
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>>54515105 That is one ugly motherfucker
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
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>>54515243 Tell me about it. And it's time to graduate.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54515216 >your choices...le matter! north can't be sent to jail at all no matter how hard you try.
yet. >>54515243 there's 7 of the fuckers too, each uglier than the last
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
He was a dragon user like me, but unfortunately, he didn't have an Dragonair like me, so it made this fight a cakewalk.
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>>54515255 why do they even exist
you can easily eliminate "uhm ackshually it's to fill out unused niches/type combos" from the list of possible reasons because there's already the entire rest of the bloated dex to turn into fakemons without having to introduce actual fakemons
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>>54515255 Hey Wagie, which one of these are the best?
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>>54515282 every fakemon in the game, per the dev, exists to 'fulfill some competitive niche not used yet in the game' (paraphrased)
ignoring the fact that every pokemon was basically already turned into a fakemon and there's over 1000 of them that could be used
the dragons themselves are based on RPG character classes, maybe they felt the need to make fakemon based on this, for some reason.
>>54515274 good job
note you only needed 8 classes to fight this guy, but you'd need all 12 to get a second dragon, and they're not even really that good + you can get more later anyway
Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
>>54515290 Actually, nvm I checked stats and this is more in tune with my play style, but good lord just LOOOK at this thing.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54515290 i typed in 'best antares' onto their discord and got gritagonist kek
maybe go for the steel one steel is always a good type. barralvo
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>>54515317 this definitely falls into the "god i wish this could fuck me" category of original character designs
the other two are "god i wish that were me" and "god i wish i could fuck that"
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>>54515317 I feel like it could have looked cool if it had scales.
It just looks like an embarrassing deviant art OC now.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54515335 >>54515337 here's the rest (ends at the raikou looking thing)
'enjoy'
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>>54515349 The wizard looks like it has tits and a bulge............
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Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
That's it for this chapter and that's all till Tomorow, Wagie take the wheel.
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>>54515449 understood, will be on in a bit.
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
ALANAH'S ASTRONIMICAL ASSCHEEKS
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hot sweaty outdoors sex with Aelita
>>54515555 checked
anyways I think it would be really cute if the /vp/ rejuv mod had Aelita's appearance change during chapters 5 thru 8, with her lifting up her shirt to slightly below her boobs and tying it so it stays like that, both to cheer the MC up after watching that castle shitshow, and so she can cool off in the jungle's summer heat
while we're at it maybe while the cute purple haired tomboy is adjusting her outfit, she could take a vine/large flower and use that as a temporary hairband so she can have a cute ponytail again (and as foreshadowing for her appearance like 7 chapters later)
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>>54515555 >>54515577 >>54515600 3 posts with dubs+ in a row
nice
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>>54515600 it'd be nice if a drawfag could make this as a proof of concept
Anonymous
>>54515600 If you can sprite it yourself we'll include it but for now it shall merely be another ideafag idea.
>>54515555 Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I find it ironic that my power went out right after I cheated to beat Arthur's cheating, considering the guy handles an electric plant and all, nearly 2 days without power again and the repair niggers are just making excuses.
>>54514784 No worries, I was already lagging behind anyway.
>>54514815 >>54514830 >>54514845 I warded off the assasins masterfully, but then they defeated me by using my "secret" weakness, a cute redhead tomboy.
Anonymous
>>54514830 >>54514845 don't worry
i'm working on a secret weapon to defeat jan
Anonymous
>>54516357 Octavius saw you cheat and took your power.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>54516371 That and I insulted his "masterful vision" and his blatant fetishes way too much.
Anonymous
>>54515600 >>54516099 >>54516370 behold, aelita's abs
took like 12 minutes, mostly just trying to figure out what colors would look right
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Sorry bros, Lies of P ended up being really fun, can't wait for it be anticirclejerked against on /v/.
Time to delve into another game that takes place in a shithole.
>>54516099 >the imagination mon will eventually be tossed into Rejuvenation >anon uses the imagination mon's powers to make Aelita's breasts bigger and more motherly >alternatively, anon uses the time travel mon to bring back Paradox Aelita to the present, a more busty and powerful version of mommy Aelita kino?
>>54516357 Sorry to hear that fren, just glad you are doing well at least.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Zain really doesn't look that imposing for a champion or the leader of an entire region. Also the Yo'ACKi here were arguing here about whether ritualistic sacrifice and infanticide were a 'proud' part of Yo'aki culture kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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also, the yo'ACKi are literally living in teepees in a rapefugee camp right in the middle of this city kek and this is one of their 'admirable' traits
Anonymous
>>54516475 all we need to do is use the imagination mon's powers to bring back Vivian and Taelia
why have just one past version of Aelita joioing the harem when you can have two
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>to get to alanah's house you need to literally walk through the jogger camp uh oh
>>54516513 perhaps we can use the imagination mon's powers to salvage the whole fucking game
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
anyway, we find alanah wandering around this city filled with gangsters and joggers what a nice region this is perhaps we should go on a vacation to get away for a bit
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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alanah now wants to take us on a date. surely nothing can go wrong here
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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it looks like the head musician, so we need to find her. where on earth could this esteemed musician for this fancy establishment be?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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she's shooting up with used needles in the back of some shitty alleyway trying to kill herself
the makers of this game are disturbed in the head
>>54514391 i was thinking about this earlier, i assume you're a dev for this game or active in their community
we know cheyenne wasn't raped, but this game has a bunch of fucking weird ass disturbing shit that even the implication she could have been raped was spread in the first place
if you're octavius, and you do actually take criticism, i'd take that to heart
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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Not too hard just as long as you kill the Wigglytuff before it starts spamming Sing or let her spam Round
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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alanah, it would be extremely painful
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54516636 only 5,999,999,999 more to go
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aelita's thighs
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if quads wagie must rename/release the seviper before a thread dies because he tempted fate actually how about I cash in quads I got earlier for this
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>hey octavius, what are some of the worst and most annoying fields from rejuvenation? >hm, I don't know. bewitched woods? >i like that. how about we take that field, make it randomly decrease attack for 80% of the dex, then make the player fight a mega diancie 10 levels higher than them with several buffed spread damage moves and give them an absolutely useless partner? >>54516641 don't you dare disrespect the 5,999,999,999,999 that died bigot
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>>54516425 That's not allowed! How dare you!
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>>54516669 specifically, these quads:
>>54509999 Anonymous
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>>54516674 too bad
you can't stop me from letting Aelita proudly display her chiseled abs to the world
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
holy fucking shit this fight sucks
>magic bounce gives the diancie leftovers because fuck you >diamond storm increases def >moonblast increases def >florges knows life dew and probably has friend guard or some faggot ability wow
>>54516669 it's ok, i don't think they look at these threads.
what the fuck is even happening to the board? i honestly wouldn't be surprised if it gets deleted soon
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54516706 not a dark or psychic type, plus i know the thing has earth power
anyway, light screen from claydol + alanah's diggersby managing to kill the florges was the answer
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i said it in the last LP but i'll say it again: my date here is with alanah, not you two chucklefucks if this place doesn't have private tables for couples maybe a couple of well placed jihadbirds could be of major service
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>>54516733 the way the chairs are arranged makes the map look like it has 4 tile swastikas
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i accidentally listened to her solo here, it's just a 2 minute piano rendition of some weebshit anime ending theme that doesn't do anything for you
also since i can't use this....unlike vitus, fuck da ho for giving me this shite
>>54516753 kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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idk alanah, i think i liked that other thing a lot better than having to deal with suicidal druggies using broken mega legendaries on shit fields
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
after having dinner at this restaurant we return to alanah's house to...have dinner again women love their food i guess, i hope it all goes to the already substantial ass and tits for alanah
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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anyway, political debate here or whatever the fuck let's hope i can convince morgan and alanah to give me footjobs under the table
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i'm a what now
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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anyway i got bored while sitting through this shit apparently, there's a sprite of morgan in the game files, not terrible, kind of reminds me of an ex...if she were cleaned up, and maybe if she had a face portrait
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
you were born with two very important things alanah, don't neglect them. alright empire devs i KNOW you're reading this thread so listen up i'm kind of high right now dude WEED LMAO but i will pay money to any spriter of your choice, to design good sprites for this game, on the condition you rework chapter 3 to be infinitely less shit and give us handholding since i know you're capable of this this offer is mutually beneficial to both of us the offer is on the table, simply prove you are a dev and post ITT
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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actually fuck that this game has more problems than just bad sprites.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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anyway, we have to go on a pixel hunt around the city for some shadows or whatever the fuck
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>>54516838 suggester here
this means retconning Cheyenne's bullshit and convoluted death out of the game
while you're at it I know this sounds like a lot but could you please tone down your fucking gore/death fetishes
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i think the hint for finding them is they're 'drawn to places of great tragedy' which means fucking nothing at all
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>>54516701 >this far into the game >somehow she still has LC tier mons in her party why
anyways here's a team I made for the rejuvenation mod that improves Aelita's team by adding her special drakloak and also giving her mega blazichuck because I wanna filter some noobs
https://paste.weedl.es/8e0ab31e74f8955c Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54516863 >unfuck the help quest bullshit or make more markers around illyria >retcon cheyenne's death >get rid of the stupid gore shit during chapter 4 >maybe revert some retarded pokemon changes there's probably some full ransom list we could draw up of things that could be fixed that could be solved with money bribe for better fucking artists
it would probably break the 2000 character limit
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>>54516865 of course it means fucking nothing at all
this entire region is a great tragedy
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
apparently the former king was packing heat
>>54516878 to make things le HARD
the stupid thing is that you fight her later this chapter and she's evolved all of her mons including the swablu
>anyways here's a team I made for the rejuvenation mod nice, i feel like that fight could have a field to make it tough though. madame moto added that retarded chess field out of nowhere.
you could just move the position of the fight to a more appropriate spot or add another, i assume anyway in the rejuv mod that aelita doesn't die randomly during the magma stone hunt
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i hate this shit, this is supposed to be 'hidden' because of how they mesh with the floor symbol but from a 3d perspective they'd be obviously visible and people around would be freaking out at two shadow demons in this crowded building
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>>54516913 This quest was so boring to me that I don't even remember having to come here find the ghost.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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interracial in my pokemon game? it's more likely than you'd think
>>54516924 i think they're randomly placed in 5 of 6 areas, so there's 1 area where they don't show up
idk how it works though, nor do i care
maybe add
>stop adding a bunch of shit that makes this game obvious hell to replay even though it clearly encourages replays due to missable content/story branching Anonymous
>>54516880 Make a full list and I'll send it directly to them. They're too scared to actually make an official post on 4chan, I imagine.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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sorry alanah, gotta go with the self rule options
i hate that a lot of self rule prompts force you to be a dick to her, but that's what debug is for i guess
>>54516968 that requires a lot of work, but perhaps i'll do just that
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>>54516903 yeah I think there's unanimous agreement for the rewriting that the random xen grunt gets put into a coma instead of Aelita
as for adding a field to the fight then that's a tough question as to what would be fitting
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54516425 Aelita tying up her shirt really high due to the heat and also to get her stud's attention is really cute and hot.
>>54516546 Sudden moodyness is a sign of pregnancy. Also taking Alanah on a vacation to Teila Resort after mariage would be really sweet.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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here comes macguffin exposition dump
>>54517008 i think a big problem is there's no good fighting-centered field. big top fucking sucks. desolation and this game's attempts at fighting type fields suck ass too.
you could maybe somehow find a way to get her on mountain where her flying types would thrive, but that also boosts flying types against her. might not be terrible for balance?
...it might end up that we have to revise the fucking fields for the mod too.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i'm just gonna cut the bullshit short, there are magic macguffins that give people superpowers and someone wants to collect them all, and the intro + cheyenne's death was caused by that
alanah's dad needs us to help alanah inherit his magic macguffin before it's too late
>>54517026 since we're sharing top level secrets with alanah's dad currently, it might be best to drop the question now for his daughters' hand in marriage
and yes that apostrophe was placed right
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
also, once you help all the gangs in starlight (the level 35 klang guy, the rattata youngster, and the guy who's selling his exp share) you get some glowie stalking you who gives this key i'll deal with this tomorrow i think, i'm pretty tired, will start early since i have no work tomorrow
Anonymous
>>54517008 oh and uh
this retcon would probably require changing the lines where Texen tries to be a nigger during the party by making fun of Aelita's coma, and changing to just making fun of her
which would result in him getting at least one permanent, scarring injury from saying it near Aelita
>>54517026 you know what
I really want to see Aelita in a swimsuit
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54516878 >>54517008 Team is very nice.
Another dumb thing that makes 0 sense regarding Aelita is her struggling so hard to beat Crawli, especially considering the best method for beating that spic is Jihad Bird spam and Aelita is packing them in spades.
>>54517048 I'm pretty sure both Alanah and Morgan would be really happy and their dad trusts you a lot, so it should go swimmingly.
>>54517085 Ruining Texen's face would be really funny.
Also adding a beach party section with all the girls when we get to Terajuma would be super based.
Anonymous
>>54517199 we’d have to limit the beach scene to the mod’s NSFW version
because there is no way in hell the mod would stay on the forums for more than a few hours if you’d get to see Aelita’s Aelitas, Amber’s Ambers, Melia’s Melias, Tesla’s Teslas, Venam’s Venams, and Valarie’s Valaries jiggling while they’re having fun on the beach
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54517471 Damn, could we at least have them in hot bathing suits? Or is that too much for the faggots in the forums as well?
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>>54517542 I don’t know the exact rules but Jan himself would probably take down the mod when he’s tipped off to someone daring to have fanservice that’s enjoyable by straight males
even if the girls in the mod are just wearing less revealing one-piece swimsuits instead of bikinis
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>>54517777 GET soon
time to see what it’ll be
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>>54517767 hopefully it isn’t stolen by a weedle
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>>54517772 off by 5
time to hope I can summon writefag for some fiery tomboy cuddling
pic unrelated I just want to post a weedle’s natural predator for good luck
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>>54517776 off by 1
fuck
>>54517767 wasted on DLCslop
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idea for the nsfw version of the /vp/ rejuv mod: have an alternate way to take Aelita’s virginity by passing the night via going camping with her on route 2 and finding a nice secluded spot in the cherry blossom forest to pop her cherry
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>>54516425 based
>>54516903 >i assume anyway in the rejuv mod that aelita doesn't die randomly during the magma stone hunt I'll try to write it so she leaves due to "something not being right" with her rather than a retarded character "death" got got retconned later on since Jan is literally writing as he goes along. I do want that extra scene I wrote added in to make some sort of sense.
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>>54519717 personally I’d have the story split depending on how high the player’s relationship value with Aelita is
if it’s high enough then she’ll try to stick around with the player until the end of chapter 8, staying for watching the player’s gym battle against Amber (and so she can take the opportunity to remove Texen from the genepool via her mega blaziken using blaze kick and aiming low; if Aelita herself did it then that would make a mess she doesn’t want to clean up)
and I guess an alternate chapter 9 could have her going to get her curse checked out as she normally would, except with her bringing the player with her to save him from time travel bullshit
also, seeing Aelita crush the Xen faggots on top of Mt. Valor would be cool
especially when watching her go on a rampage using her field boosted mega blaziken and now fully evolved dragapult, in a contrast to how underwhelming of a partner Melia was
maybe she can also get an arcanine (female, because it’ll piss off schizos if it isn’t male) if the player chooses not to adopt the growlithe she plays with in the jungle alongside the player, which she’ll probably use at some points if she’s on a field that could benefit from having another fire type
Anonymous
Wagie it looks like you should start saving up for those art commissions.
Anonymous
>>54520228 >the schizo has reproduced oh no.
Anonymous
>>54516598 >>54516618 if i rename cross poison would you cry?
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>>54520476 it would be very painful
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>>54520228 >now this project isn't dead by any means ofc that means it's super dead, rip in hell empire
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>>54521144 checked as well
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why does she keep scoring crits wtf this game sucks
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>>54521453 maybe scarlet & violet is more your speed
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>>54516782 to be fair she is eating for two now
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>54521366 >>54521453 The fight against Elise fucking sucks, and arguably it's the hardest of the first 3 gyms for a few reasons, namely freeze, her Lapras and Nidorina and the bullshit that is her Ice Ring Field, If you can get a Pokemon with Rollout, this fight becomes considerably easier until you reach her Nidorina. This field favors snowballing with boosts, which you can use to your advantage.
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>>54521891 why’d you bother typing that
that troon is going to get filtered before the next gym anyways even without spoonfeeding
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>>54522177 it's so over that
>>54522222 got wasted on irrelevant shit
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summoning wagie with dubs
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killing wagie with singles
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54522974 maybe not
honestly i'm ngl i would have only been pumped to do this game if there was more community behind it
because i'm pretty much replaying all the content i just did + not that much more
even now orevald is getting fucked and vitus and me doing this is kind of meh
at this point i'd rather wait until significantly more of the game is complete or changed if there aren't going to be several people interacting with the cringe
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>>54522988 it sounds like snakewood was the correct choice all along
Anonymous
>>54522988 so this playthrough is down to just two people now I guess
besides that one tranny who refuses to speak actual english and is being filtered by the first gym
Anonymous
>>54523021 if orevald manages to come back i'll probably be more motivated
but i doubt it, jan's powernigger assassins will get him
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>>54523047 i mean wherever he lives could have worse infrastructure
Anonymous
Playing through Rejuv for the first time and I think I found an exploit. In Zone Zero, you can steal Aelita's pokemon by putting them in the PC while you have control of her. Kind of fucked up.
Anonymous
>>54523203 you could do that with ren's pokemon in v12 before they patched it, even better in his case because he has an actually good team with garchomp and greninja
not surprising they missed it later
Anonymous
>>54523207 >they patched it aw
I wanted to steal that nigger's mons like I stole his girls
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>>54523207 It's feels a bit cheap, but I'm going to enjoy this assault vest Goodra.
Anonymous
>>54523243 >his girls huh was this in the new update or something?
I know it was hinted that Ren likes her at one point.
Anonymous
>>54523277 correction
the girls he had a crush on
he never had a chance at making them his
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>>54523307 Maybe he has a chance with that people haired bitch that he tried to groom?
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>>54523320 lolno
anastasia is going to dump him for big interceptor cock
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>>54523333 ...and I just put the renposter on suicide watch. fuck yeah
Anonymous
>>54523059 This makes me feel very uncomfortable given I'm a Floridaman.
>>54523307 Outside of /vp/ shitposting it is funny how even his own mom was wondering if he became gay given
>His first crush became a lesbian >His second crush gets ship teased with MC in-universe by others and your other self if you picked Axel Vitus Theolia !dhuTMKXxqI
Since Empire is dead let's all play PokeMMO. But seriously, if so it's fine with me I'll probably play the game still since I invested so much time into it and I can do it at my own pace now. /vp/ plays going on hiatus calling it now.
Anonymous
>>54523395 i'll come back if orevald does i think
these threads are basically waiting room for 13.5 anyway (and also a nice safe haven away from the shitposting destroying the rest of this board holy fuck)
Anonymous
>>54523395 /vp/ plays server for pixelmon/cobblemon when
or fuck it we can just go back to the old format centered around one tripfag until we find a game that's actually enjoyable enough for more than 2 people to want to play it
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>>54523395 what about pokemon unbound
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>>54523395 I'm ok with that
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>>54523395 I'll look into in my next day off.
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>>54523427 >>54523415 Both of these sound good and yeah if 13.5 dropped in the middle of this I would've put it on the bench anyway.
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new champ and new thread pls
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>>54523415 >these threads are basically waiting room for 13.5 Ahahahaha....
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amber’s big brown boobies
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>>54523702 made for drinking warm milk from
it’s over in every field
>my cellular data network is rangebanned regarding thread creation it’s over someone make a new thread please
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>>54524047 It's over bros. We had a good run.
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>>54523359 Toss him Erin in the mod if the next update gets us up to 18 badges, only people who anally destroy Erin will cuck him a third time
>>54524047 Let it die sir, if we need another bread it'll come when it comes
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