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Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 19:42:29 No.54521647 View View Reply Original Report

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The mongoose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 19:43:15 No.54521648 Report

Quoted By: >>54525115

>>54521647
>Literally Just a mongoose
Cartoon Animals were lazy and a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 19:45:34 No.54521660 Report

Quoted By: >>54526198

>>54521647
Yes, real animals existed in the Pokemon universe at that point

But they have since been retconned out of existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 19:45:41 No.54521662 Report

Quoted By: >>54523250 >>54527942 >>54528623

>>54521647
if this fucker was an actual mon nostalgiafags would refer to it as peak pokemon design while saying all nugen mons are shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 19:51:02 No.54521692 Report

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>>54521647
better than 90% of newmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 19:55:17 No.54521710 Report

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>>54521647
who shaved that Zangoose???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 20:02:14 No.54521749 Report

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>>54521647
THERE ARE ONLY 151 POKÉMON

REAL ANIMALS EXIST IN THE WORLD OF POKÉMON, AND THE POKÉMON ARE SPECIAL EXECPTIONAL CREATURES

THE POKÉMON WORLD IS PART OF THE REAL WORLD AND KANTO IS THE REAL JAPANESE KANTO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 22:15:14 No.54522612 Report

Quoted By: >>54522637 >>54525051

>>54521647
That's Mangoose one of the PokeGods. In order to catch it in the games you have to level up a Charmeleon to Lv.100 without leaving Viridian Forest and then go fight Brock. After you beat him he will leave the Gym and there will be a door behind him. Go through the door and you can fight Mangoose. He is Lv.200 Fighting/Fighting type and knows Slash, Hyper Beam, Struggle, and Hyper Beam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 22:16:59 No.54522630 Report

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>>54521647
its YUNGOOS
DEEPEST LORE
DDEEEEEEPEST LOOOOOooOORE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 22:18:24 No.54522637 Report

Quoted By: >>54528584 >>54528614

>>54522612
This is the actual playground shit I heard as a kid - moreso than Lavender Town or Mew shit since it was long before internet was common around here. We just made up absolutely insane improbable shit and believed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2023 23:08:15 No.54522928 Report

Quoted By: >>54524673

We need a mongoose to be a regional legendary. >Mongoose gets teleported into the pokemon world in some weird isekai.
>struggled a bit but secured a nice for itself.
>learned how to channel power way way too well. T othe point it mutated a bit.
>Turned into a BST 580 powerhouse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 00:02:27 No.54523250 Report

Quoted By: >>54524747 >>54524748

>>54521662
uhm

fuck off zoomer.

that is all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 04:22:52 No.54524620 Report

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>>54521647
DBZ mongoose

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 04:37:49 No.54524673 Report

Quoted By: >>54528158

>>54522928
It turns out that pokemon are complete pussies compared to real animals and invasive mongoose wipes them all out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 04:48:35 No.54524722 Report

Quoted By: >>54525866

>>54521647
>Kantonian Yungoos

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 04:53:54 No.54524747 Report

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>>54523250
Laugh at the genwunner

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 04:54:06 No.54524748 Report

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>>54523250
uhm you will never be 12 again. That is all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 06:12:26 No.54525040 Report

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I don't know why but I hate the animal retcon. A lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 06:15:27 No.54525051 Report

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>>54522612
Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 06:27:17 No.54525115 Report

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>>54521648
just amongus?

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 10:20:19 No.54525866 Report

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>>54524722
Gen1 Sneasel actually

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 10:22:12 No.54525870 Report

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My 252 Attack Ev Dog would destroy your 252 Speed Ev Mongoose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 11:46:42 No.54526198 Report

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>>54521660
I refuse to believe there are no normal ass bugs in the Pokemon world. There has to be some animal at the bottom of the food chain and I don't care how pathetic Caterpie and Magikarp are, small fucking song birds aren't gobbling up bugs and fish bigger than they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 11:47:55 No.54526202 Report

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>>54526198
All of those songbirds grow up to be falcons and eagles and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 11:48:33 No.54526207 Report

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>Indian Elephants are the strongest animals we know of that are canon to the Pokemon universe
>The only time we hear about them is how they job to random Pokemon.
Animal bros.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 16:45:00 No.54527849 Report

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amongoose

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 16:53:38 No.54527928 Report

Quoted By: >>54528546 >>54528911

>>54526198
There was some lore on the official site about how Zygarde's Cells and Cores aren't considered Pokemon by researchers because they can't use any moves. I imagine there's a lot of organisms like that in the Pokemon world, that are TECHNICALLY Pokemon, but since they can't fight or do anything useful really, they're not registered in the Pokedex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 16:54:51 No.54527942 Report

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>>54521662
To be fair, it does look better than most nu gen designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 16:59:52 No.54527980 Report

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>>54526198
>I refuse to believe there are no normal ass bugs in the Pokemon world.
Moves like Infestation and Struggle Bug imply that there are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 17:17:29 No.54528144 Report

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>>54526198
This. Even in the real world there are only a few thousand large animal species, but millions of insects/microscopic lifeforms. If you sorted all the large animals by location there would probably only be a couple hundred in any given region/country, which makes the size of a typical region’s dex more or less accurate (assuming we’re counting only large vertebrates as the equivalent of pokemon)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 17:18:40 No.54528158 Report

Quoted By: >>54528599

>>54524673
Reminder that there was supposed to be a tyrannosaurus rex in one of the early Pokemon movies and that it was unstoppable by Pokemon standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:07:59 No.54528546 Report

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>>54527928
>Sir, we've discovered a single-cell Pokemon!
>Can it use Flamethrower?
>Uh, no...
>What about Absorb?
>No, but--
>Then it's not a fucking Pokemon! Get that shit outta here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:14:05 No.54528584 Report

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>>54522637
I made up shit like this all the time lol. I remember convincing some kid you can catch Sonic in Red and Blue. I think I told him you needed to go up and down cycling road a certain number of times for him to appear or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:15:35 No.54528596 Report

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>>54521647
I miss when Pokemon used to make designs like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:15:53 No.54528599 Report

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>>54528158
Isn't the heaviest pokemon lighter than an SUV? They would get bodied by a Trex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:18:02 No.54528614 Report

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>>54522637
This
I miss the pre internet age
Shit was mysterious and you had loads of weird "trust me bro it works" stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:18:37 No.54528623 Report

Quoted By: >>54528682

>>54521662
Mogs anything in unova not named darmanitan and tympole

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:26:59 No.54528682 Report

Quoted By: >>54528707

>>54528623
You forgot Shelmet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:30:37 No.54528707 Report

Quoted By: >>54528734

>>54528682
Eew no, I forgot the floating onahole meloetta

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:35:12 No.54528734 Report

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>>54528707
No. You forgot about Shelmet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 18:46:48 No.54528786 Report

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>>54521647
when even the background characters are better designed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:07:24 No.54528911 Report

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>>54527928
>they can't use any moves
Wouldn't that mean that most normal animals would be classified as Pokemon since they can Bite, Scratch, Peck, etc?

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