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Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 07:06:13 No.54532389 View View Reply Original Report

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>Literal unrepentant murderers
>Catch them and have picnics, make them sandwiches, frolic around the region

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 07:08:48 No.54532398 Report

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>>54532389
where does it say that you can't eat with a murderer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 07:25:36 No.54532440 Report

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>>54532389
>implying those abominations will ever leave the cold, dark box

If it wasn't for the dex entries I wouldn't even bother catching them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 07:42:52 No.54532487 Report

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>>54532389
>You catch four murder Pokemon in SV
>Your legendary from the start of the game will be remain stuck in SV.
Why can't we switch out the good boi with the mean one!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 08:01:27 No.54532528 Report

Quoted By: >>54532537 >>54534483

Were you this much of a pussy when in lore it’s stated Kyurem eats people from the nearby town next to it’s cave? Or basically any ghost type Pokédex entry? Pokémon are wild animals at the end of the day. People are getting mauled by them every single hour in the Pokémon World.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 08:06:34 No.54532537 Report

Quoted By: >>54532542

>>54532528
Anon, there's a difference between being mauled by wild animals (Kyurem's an empty husk but shush) and being murdered in a robbery. The Three understand monetary value apparently and two times in a row, we see them in a group huddle discussing a plan. They're clearly beyond average animal intelligence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 08:09:48 No.54532542 Report

Quoted By: >>54532646

>>54532537
And yet they’re still animals. A giant hound, a monkey, and a fucking cassowary or whatever the fuck the bird is are savage animals. And even if they were seen as gods, Zeus was raping people and shit, and people still worshipped him. Nature is cruel, being a Pokémon trainer is about capturing wild animals and TAMING them at the end of the day. Mewtwo is a genius level intellect who massacred a laboratory in canon too. Team Rocket kills Marowak. Pokémon was metal before it was pussified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 08:11:09 No.54532544 Report

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>>54532389
nah I'mma box 'em for all eternity lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 08:57:38 No.54532646 Report

Quoted By: >>54533079

>>54532542
The Kitakami trio murdered people out of malice and this a major plot point in the story. That they have shit designs doesn't help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 10:04:39 No.54532863 Report

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>>54532389
But they're innocent animals, anon! They don't know better!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 10:18:12 No.54532912 Report

Quoted By: >>54532956

>>54532389
Are these actual pokemon designs? I thought those were shitposts or fakemon, lmao
The franchise is so fucking dead, this makes Turner's pokemon designs already feel nostalgic to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 10:26:17 No.54532956 Report

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>>54532912
Leave this board and never come back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 10:30:03 No.54532967 Report

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>>54532956
Sorry reddit, I'm here to stay
You know I'm right. Apologize to the ice cream cone

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 10:53:31 No.54533079 Report

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>>54532646
They just killed one man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 11:02:24 No.54533114 Report

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>>54532389
>Pissing their pants over Pokemon maliciously killing people
OH BOO HOO. Hypno has been probably raping children on the daily since 97. Why are you philosophically blown away by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 11:18:49 No.54533185 Report

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>>54532389
Bro...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 13:49:38 No.54533888 Report

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>>54533114
nta, but Hypno never didn’t any of that. It’s only after dreams. Hell, in its first anime appearance. It actually rescued children by getting them out of a trance so they could return to their families.
There one one isolated incident with one Hypno in FRLG with Lostel but there no reason to assume that it woole be after anything other than her dreams (still creepy as hell but nowhere near rape)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 13:51:45 No.54533900 Report

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>thinking i'm you
Ogerpon gets the sandwiches and gets to explore the regions. The others stay in the box where they belong. Death would have been kinder (or at least not shiny-locking them)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 14:38:56 No.54534194 Report

Quoted By: >>54534322

>>54532389
based
>>54533900
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 14:43:33 No.54534211 Report

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I pretend im their master and they kill and steal for my amusement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 14:48:45 No.54534240 Report

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>>54532389
Which is better: to be born good, or to overcome evil nature through great effort?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 14:59:58 No.54534322 Report

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>>54534194
Cry about it, I got my starter, three legendaries I'm actually invested in, my shiny catching Valiant and the shiny Iron Moth I found on my birthday in my team already. There's no room for wasteoids and no need to use them beyond 'dex completion. I'm not a teenage girl deluded she can "fix" them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 15:27:04 No.54534476 Report

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>>54532389
Still less malicious than the average ghost type mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 15:27:48 No.54534483 Report

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>>54532528
>Were you this much of a pussy when in lore it’s stated Kyurem eats people from the nearby town next to it’s cave?
that's a myth. It never actually does that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 15:40:42 No.54534559 Report

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>>54534322
>violetfag has shit taste as usual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 16:05:15 No.54534702 Report

Quoted By: >>54540406

>>54532389
Those ugly niggers are gonna get the box, except the bird which is gonna get the dick and nothing but the dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 20:35:07 No.54536412 Report

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>>54532389
It was self defense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 21:30:42 No.54536784 Report

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>>54532389
Ogreporn is cute and strong, these things are hideous

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 22:45:11 No.54537264 Report

Quoted By: >>54537321

>>54532389
Ogerpon killed three mon, yet you're not complaining about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Sep 2023 22:52:55 No.54537321 Report

Quoted By: >>54538801

>>54537264
After those mon killed her husband and steal their stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Sep 2023 03:31:19 No.54538801 Report

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>>54537321
>its ok to kill someone over muh property
ok boomer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Sep 2023 08:16:56 No.54539760 Report

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>>54532389
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Sep 2023 10:14:59 No.54540085 Report

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>>54532389
They are basically human villains, it's really weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Sep 2023 10:48:04 No.54540157 Report

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>>54533079
He ran away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Sep 2023 12:21:55 No.54540406 Report

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>>54534702
He's already got one, but thanks anyway

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