>>54538845Candy Apples melt in your mouth. What else melts in your mouth?
M&M's!
Exactly. And not in your hands. And who makes M&M's?
Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah.
And Mars is also...
The Roman God of War!
*nodding*
And who is the Greek God of War?
Ares.
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.
Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Oh!
Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena.
Now you're getting it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens.
Which is the capital of Greece.
And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...
785 B.C.
And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas!
Code Kansas!
Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.
Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah!
Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?
Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.
