>be male unfezant
>under 6 feet tall
>shit feathers
>no bird bitches even look my way because overshadowed by Chad unfezants that aren't ugly manlets
>be at home jerking off to anime, shitposting on 4chan about how female Stacey unfezants are beneath him
>suddenly a knock at the door
>some weird peach looking asshole
>says he can grant any wish I want as long as I pledge loyalty to him
>know he's full of shit because I've seen this in anime many times before
>tell him to fuck off and go back to jerking off to Cynthia porn
>another knock
>this peach asshole again
>still going on about how he can grant wishes and shit
>tell him that I wish i was beautiful just so he'd leave me the fuck alone
>he smiles and walks off
>finally able bust the fattest nut to Cynthia vore porn
>fall asleep at my computer desk
>wake up and I'm suddenly a fucking gigachad beautiful beast of an unfezant
>get all the unfezant Stacy bitches easily
>get bored and meet up with some /fit/ dog and his /lit/ monkey friend
>They're on their way to steal so masks or some shit
>bored, so I tag along
>beat up some asshole who's hoarding some cool masks
>probably killed him but who gives a shit, I'm beautiful, bitches
>his autistic ogre waifu gets all pissed and beats the shit out of us with her ungodly retard strength
>end up dying with /fit/ dog and /lit/ monkey friends
>randomly wake up from underground later because some asshole who got NTR'd disturbs out burial site
>me and my homies decide to go rape autistic ogre bitch to teach her a lesson
>as soon as I'm about to put my big beautiful bird cock in, some kid chases me away
>me and /fit/ dog and /lit/ monkey decide to split up so this asshole doesn't catch us
>he catches us anyway
>now I'm rotting away in a box because I have shit tier stats
>still a beautiful gigachad though
