>>54558881attention all cascadia trainers
team king is allowing criminals to legally steal trainers pokemon
Journey to Seatac City and defeat the King County Councilors...and their leader Executive Constantine...
But wait..whose that in Oly Town... could it be that Executive Constantine is just the puppet? Is Champion Inslee playing for team King and their fent slumping grunts?
Find out in pokemon mountain and pokemon sea, coming exclusively to the microsoft surface pro cock and balls edition...
Dungeons: Mt Stoner (baker) & Bakewake Town (bham) postgame dungeon Aryan's Temple in LynLyn Village to the east
Evergreen City & the Aeronatical Factory
Red Village to save Micro Co. HQ from fent slumpers & receive master ball from Mr Wingates
Journey to Victory City & the island Salsea Town to do generic dive dungeon with floating shitmons because victoria doesnt treat their sewage
And the final dungeon: Seatac City Port Complex, a once vibrant city overrun by the King County Executive and his fent slumpers... return here and find a randomized dungeon each time, forcing you to adapt to free the legendary tree octopusmon or sasquatchmon (versuon exclusive)
Legendary obtained by either going to mt rainier (squatch) or mt storm king (octopus) third legendary is gaymon to represent our historical ruling of pro gay rights