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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 15:34:59 No.54601427 View View Reply Original Report

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How would pokemon change if Darwin evolution theory was proven fake?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 15:37:08 No.54601439 Report

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Instead of evolving by level or items you'd have to selectively breed millions of generations of charmanders to eventually get charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 15:55:01 No.54601565 Report

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>>54601427
>aliens
But that's how we reconstruct animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 15:57:27 No.54601580 Report

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>>54601427
If only we'd known sooner, we could've reconstructed the esquilax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 15:57:30 No.54601581 Report

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>>54601427
>skull, limbs and tail are completely different
based retarded aliens

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 16:00:40 No.54601600 Report

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>>54601565
Scientists are aliens lizard people who purposely gatekeep information to the general public so we don't evolve as quick as them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 16:33:29 No.54601773 Report

Quoted By: >>54601933 >>54606237 >>54607082

It wouldn't? Pokemon evolution is straight up LaMarck. There is a goal that each line reaches towards, generally due to actions the Pokemon takes itself. Bagon line is the strongest example I can think of off the top of my head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:04:31 No.54601933 Report

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>>54601773
Exactly.
Absolute mental midget thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:05:20 No.54601936 Report

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>>54601565
We've come a long way since the early 90's actually. Shrinkwrapping isn't nearly as big of a problem as it used to be, Jurassic Park aside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:08:21 No.54601948 Report

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>>54601565
We are alien to dinosaurs

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:09:20 No.54601955 Report

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>>54601948
No? There are several dinossaurs species roaming around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:24:53 No.54602038 Report

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>>54601955
Birds aren't dinosaurs and you aren't a woman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:28:40 No.54602061 Report

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>>54602038
>Birds aren't dinosaurs

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:30:00 No.54602071 Report

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Pokemon?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:31:45 No.54602089 Report

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>>54601427

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:48:00 No.54602200 Report

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>>54601427
This kind of image is stupid, because it's always using a mammal as an example, when reptiles usually tend to be in about the same shape as their skeletons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:49:06 No.54602210 Report

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>>54602038
>Birds aren't dinosaurs
They are.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:50:08 No.54602216 Report

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>>54602210
Compelling argument rabbi.
>>54602061
According to this you're a fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:50:58 No.54602221 Report

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>>54602216
Oh, so when you say "birds aren't dinosaurs", that's a valid argument, but when someone else says "birds are dinosaurs", that's unacceptably laconic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:52:34 No.54602231 Report

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>>54602221
Yes. You're the one making an outlandish claim.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:52:58 No.54602236 Report

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>>54602216
>According to this you're a fish
I am and I won't let anyone take that title from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:55:29 No.54602255 Report

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>>54601427
If it was proven wrong tomorrow, nothing. If it was proven wrong/ignored before Pokemon released, evolution would likely be called metamorphosis and thats it.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:57:20 No.54602273 Report

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>>54602231
Explain how it's outlandish. Convey what precisely you take issue with in the claim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:58:23 No.54602281 Report

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>>54602273
That birds are dinosaurs. I already said that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:59:16 No.54602285 Report

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>>54601427
Not at all, pokemon evolution isn't evolution, it's metamorphosis. At most the name would change

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 17:59:34 No.54602289 Report

Quoted By: >>54602321

>>54602216
>According to this you're a fish.
No; humans are not in any clade or infraphylum that we use to classify the creatures known as "fish".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:00:40 No.54602300 Report

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>>54602281
You're not very good at this. I can see why you behave the way that you do. It is a truly a tragedy that the American education system is so poorly maintained.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:02:51 No.54602312 Report

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>>54602300
You're the idiot who fell for the birds are lizards meme. They did so they could take yet another thing away from young boys by making dinosaurs flaming faggots in lisa frank colors and you're complicit.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:04:08 No.54602319 Report

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>>54602236
This.

We have bones and spines, just like a fish.
A good chunk of people actually still have subdermal gill slits just beneath the earlobe.

However, the next time you have the hiccups, firmly remind yourself that you're not a fish anymore and they'll go away. Because those are your body forgetting it doesn't need to cycle water over your gills.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:04:21 No.54602321 Report

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>>54602289
We are sarcopterygians

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:04:41 No.54602324 Report

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>>54602312
Yeah, yeah, I've this shit a hundred times before; the jews are making the dinosaurs gay and the McDonald's grey. It's all quite trite; please try to come up with something a bit more interesting next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:05:18 No.54602329 Report

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>>54602312
Birds aren't lizards, and niether are dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs are birds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:06:13 No.54602333 Report

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>>54602312
bro just used "lizard" to mean "reptile" and expects to win an argument about taxonomy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:08:46 No.54602353 Report

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>>54602312
>noooo this new information makes me upset so it's not true
facts don't care about your feelings snowflake

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:12:48 No.54602382 Report

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>>54602061
>Theropoda
>a fucking pigeon
Did them dirty

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:14:10 No.54602390 Report

Quoted By: >>54605722

>>54602353
We know, that's why "scientists" have to get Chinese sculptors to make "fossils" to create new "facts" that coincidentally push a certain liberal agenda

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 18:15:04 No.54602393 Report

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>>54602382
It's the most successful of them all

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:00:27 No.54602665 Report

Quoted By: >>54602927 >>54603347

There was some Arabic dude who had an idea similar to evolution hundreds of year before Darwin. He thought that like Minerals evolved into plants, and plants into animals, and that like evolution was essentially a linear progression of species working their way up the line. Imagine a Pokemon game were each pokemon began as a rock or earth type and evolved to a plant type, which evolved into a water type or whatever. Could be kinda shitty but interesting.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:04:45 No.54602698 Report

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>>54601427
It wouldn't. /thread

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:05:59 No.54602707 Report

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>>54602382
At least Chadgeon is not extinct unlike Shit-Rex

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:18:10 No.54602769 Report

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>>54602382
T-rexes don't have shit on pigeons.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:42:44 No.54602874 Report

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>>54602216
>According to this you're a fish.
Funnily enough there's no explicit classification for "fish" like there is for reptiles, birds, amphibians, etc. We judge fishness based on a combination of specific features like gills, fins, and scales. For all intents and purposes, you and I are fish in the same way that hyenas are cats.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:43:52 No.54602877 Report

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>>54602874
Hyenas are dogs dumbass. That's why the one in pokemon is called poochyena.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:51:27 No.54602927 Report

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>>54602665
Zygard?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 20:49:36 No.54603315 Report

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>>54602312
Is this what /pol/ actually believes? What the fuck goes on over there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 20:53:42 No.54603347 Report

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>>54602665
That arab dude like all arab "scientists" stole it from the greeks or the arab was actually a persian.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 21:03:09 No.54603421 Report

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>>54602312
Please tell us what universal anatomical traits a maniraptoran dinosaur has that modern birds do not. Hint: it's not teeth.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 21:09:03 No.54603464 Report

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>>54603421
A penis!

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 21:11:46 No.54603479 Report

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>>54602216
https://youtu.be/eXYuJoDIt-E?si=SgY_FMYptCs2-Mvh

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 21:19:14 No.54603513 Report

Quoted By: >>54606268

>>54602877
Not sure if trolling... hyenas are cats...

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 21:19:15 No.54603514 Report

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>>54603421
Modern birds still exist for one thing.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 21:30:58 No.54603587 Report

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>>54602877
Hyenas are closer to cats than dogs

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 23:07:06 No.54604165 Report

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>>54602877
Yeah, and raccoons are badgers. That's why zigzagoon evolves to stand on two fucking legs. You have to be kidding.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2023 23:10:01 No.54604171 Report

Quoted By: >>54604541

>>54601427
Darwin worshippers what’s our response

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 00:08:35 No.54604541 Report

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>>54604171
What did he mean by this?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 00:22:31 No.54604611 Report

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>>54603514
Genuinely pathetic attempt. Maniraptoran dinosaurs still exist. That class includes modern birds. Try again.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 00:26:05 No.54604623 Report

Quoted By: >>54604720 >>54607398

>>54604611
Birds aren't dinosaurs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 00:45:39 No.54604720 Report

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>>54604623
Did you know it's impossible to define "reptile" in a way that includes alligators but excludes birds?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 00:51:54 No.54604738 Report

Quoted By: >>54604748 >>54605964 >>54605972 >>54613724

>>54604720
Did you know that a human being's gender is determined entirely by chromosomes and can never, ever change? Birds don't have scales and they're warm-blooded. And their eggs' shells are hard.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 00:53:52 No.54604748 Report

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>>54604738
>dino denier is also obsessed with trannies
You can't make this up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 01:03:45 No.54604792 Report

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>>54604748
Most dinosaurs are fakes either made with chinese 3D printing or entirely made up from a single random pebble. Like every biggest dinosaur ever for the last twenty years is just a tiny rock in a drawer. But some were real and they weren't fat fucking chickens with eye rape colors. You can fool some people but not anyone paying attention. Not me. Now be a good ""girl"" (lol) and go back to sucking down the kool aid like a good little science lover. Birds aren't dinosaurs end of story.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 01:11:14 No.54604839 Report

Quoted By: >>54608126 >>54613650

>>54604792
You are schizophrenic.
Do not bother replying to this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 01:16:41 No.54604876 Report

Quoted By: >>54605487

I think that we should return to the medieval line of thinking and say that the bones are dead dragons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 02:57:54 No.54605487 Report

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>>54604876
We can't prove t-rexes didn't set up with Dragon Dance before hunting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 03:43:56 No.54605722 Report

Quoted By: >>54605947 >>54609477

>>54602390
>nobody replied to this
typical

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 04:36:52 No.54605947 Report

Quoted By: >>54605973

>>54605722
Because it's unfathomably retarded and founded on such a distorted worldview that it's better to leave them alone. Reason has left this person, they're going to believe whatever they want and it's impossible to convince them otherwise, since they've already departed from a human understanding of the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 04:38:54 No.54605961 Report

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>>54604792
But they are though.

We've even gotten preserved bits of dinosaurs in amber proving they had feathers. Granted, you probably think the chinese invented amber or something, but, that's between you and the chinese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 04:40:10 No.54605964 Report

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>>54604738
Did you know that there are more arrangements of sex chromosomes than XX and XY, that can produce fully functioning humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 04:41:48 No.54605972 Report

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>>54604738
Birds do have scales.
On their feet.

Nevermind that scales and feathers are the same structure, similar to how most hair and horns are the same structure, most birds in fact have scales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 04:41:59 No.54605973 Report

Quoted By: >>54605981 >>54607734

>>54605947
ok but you will never be a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 04:45:36 No.54605981 Report

Quoted By: >>54605996

>>54605973
I don't want to be one
You seem to be obsessed with the idea though, you should talk to a therapist about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 04:47:44 No.54605996 Report

Quoted By: >>54606337 >>54606438

>>54605981
>whole pride month
>YOU ARE LE OBSESSED, AND SCHIZO TRANNIES AREN'T FORCED, SHUT UP
kill yourself, do the 41% and fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 04:50:59 No.54606004 Report

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>>54603315
This is why 90% of this site has become absolutely unreadable since like 2016. /pol/ just started leaking everywhere. Even the porn boards are unusable without turning the text posts off. /gif/ is just garbage baiting and people falling for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 06:22:49 No.54606237 Report

Quoted By: >>54606337 >>54606454 >>54606460 >>54613650

>>54601773
I'm genuinely struggling to come up with an example of a pokemon that evolves through Darwinian natural selection

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 06:30:05 No.54606268 Report

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>>54603513
Hyenas aren't cats. They're closer to felines than they are to canines but they're entirely their own group called hyaenidae

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 06:51:14 No.54606329 Report

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>>54602216
>According to this you're a fish
Yes and? I am a lobe finned fish you faggot, so are you and the whales and dolphins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 06:55:19 No.54606337 Report

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>>54605996
Trannies aren’t real. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Cope however you deem necessary.
>>54606237
Regional forms and I guess paradox Pokemon lines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 07:02:06 No.54606364 Report

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>>54602216
Some surviving species of primordial apes haven't evolved into humans yet but miraculously are capable of speech. This post is proof. What a wonder our world is.
>>54602382
Pidgeons are SOUL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 07:25:54 No.54606438 Report

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>>54605996
Holy shit you broke him anon.
Or, I guess I should say you broke her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 07:32:36 No.54606454 Report

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>>54606237
Regional forms are your best bet.
Otherwise, you're kinda stuck going into fannon with shit like hypothesizing that very similar pokemon in different regions are taxonomically related. Basculin, Magikarp, and Feebas being closely related fish, Tauros being a domesticated relative of Bouffalant, and so on.

And I have no goddamn clue how you even approach mineral based, or other "alternative" forms of pokemon life, like Muk, cybernetic pokemon like Metagross, or ghosts like Yamask. Especially since I don't think we've ever seen how pokemon like Metagross reproduce in the wild without Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 07:34:13 No.54606460 Report

Quoted By: >>54613714

>>54606237
All of them are evolved from normal animals as per the real canon (pre-Masuda's directorial pozzing) so all of them did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 10:43:29 No.54607082 Report

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>>54601773
>Bagon
The Pokémon who's evolution is allegedly a "'trans allegory"' according to mentally-ill gay eunuchs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 10:46:37 No.54607097 Report

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>>54602877
>this is what looking at off-model Disney porn @13 does to a mf-er

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 10:49:32 No.54607109 Report

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Evolution in Pokemon is more akin to metamorphosis anyways.

If I were to take an Archeops or a Cetitan to a daycare and let them have fun with a Ditto, the end result would be another Archeops or Cetitan, not an Archen or Cetoddle. Then you have all the Bug type Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 10:51:06 No.54607113 Report

Quoted By: >>54607742

>>54603347
Didn't Arabs also steal from ancient Indians?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 12:16:23 No.54607398 Report

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>>54604623
I'd tell you to provide evidence but by the time I got back you already had a spergout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 13:38:42 No.54607734 Report

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>>54605973
I'm beginning to understand why you discord fucks need a wiki with suggestions on how to troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 13:40:27 No.54607742 Report

Quoted By: >>54609529

>>54607113
Yeah. "Arab numerals" are actually Hindu numerals, for example.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 13:44:36 No.54607762 Report

Quoted By: >>54608085 >>54610672

Birds are not and never were and never will be Dinosaurs. Fuck the NWO. Fuck the WEF. Fuck agenda 2030. I will NOT eat the bugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 15:03:09 No.54608085 Report

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>>54607762
Birds are dinosaurs and we're apes. I'm sorry reality triggers you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 15:16:49 No.54608126 Report

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>>54604839
but we still replying again just to spite psychopaths like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 19:31:34 No.54609465 Report

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>>54604792
Yeah, and all the centuries of literature around it are false.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 19:33:52 No.54609477 Report

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>>54605722
Can you prove any of that? Because we can prove dinosaurs exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 19:40:55 No.54609529 Report

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>>54607742
Nah, indians invented the symbol for zero as a dot which became a circle. Zero ks even older

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:02:35 No.54610315 Report

Quoted By: >>54610986

>>54601427
There is literally no way for "animals with adaptations that allow them to survive better are more likely to survive and breed" to be "proven fake"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:14:53 No.54610375 Report

Quoted By: >>54610508 >>54610517

>>54601936
"Shrinkwrapping" isn't even a real problem because that's what lizard bones do in real life. We don't make this mistake with fucking mammals.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:50:00 No.54610508 Report

Quoted By: >>54610531

>>54610375
No, we genuinely used to shrinkwrap dinosaurs a lot more. Compare the JP rex to a more modern reconstruction like picrel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:51:04 No.54610517 Report

Quoted By: >>54610567

>>54610375
Dinosaurs aren't lizards, they're archosaurs. Their closest relatives are crocodiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:52:37 No.54610531 Report

Quoted By: >>54610538 >>54610541

>>54610508
>REEEEE if I can't emasculate dinosaurs by making them with feathers then I'm going to infantalize them by making them have fat retard dad bodies. Fuck your masculine history chud!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:53:48 No.54610538 Report

Quoted By: >>54610556

>>54610531
this nigga wants to fuck a dinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:54:01 No.54610541 Report

Quoted By: >>54610556

>>54610531
Ah, so you're just a retard. My mistake for bothering to give a genuine answer. Go screech about things that don't exist somewhere else schizo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:56:01 No.54610556 Report

Quoted By: >>54610564

>>54610541
>>54610538
>you vill NOT have any positive manly role models

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:57:38 No.54610564 Report

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>>54610556
>it's a sharteen
makes sense

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:58:03 No.54610567 Report

Quoted By: >>54610576

>>54610517
Actually, Dinosaurs are birds, goy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 22:59:20 No.54610576 Report

Quoted By: >>54610585

>>54610567
>Actually, mammals are rodents.
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:00:28 No.54610585 Report

Quoted By: >>54610594

>>54610576
>birds are dinosaurs
How kosher of you.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:02:10 No.54610594 Report

Quoted By: >>54610603

>>54610585
Yeah, they are.
What point are you trying to make?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:03:51 No.54610603 Report

Quoted By: >>54610607 >>54610672

>>54610594
Just that you're a vicious kike trying to reinvent history to destroy everything we hold sacred.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:04:20 No.54610607 Report

Quoted By: >>54610621 >>54610636

>>54610603
You are schizophrenic.
I bet this image makes you angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:07:06 No.54610621 Report

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>>54610607
FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:09:42 No.54610636 Report

Quoted By: >>54610640

>>54610607
Not him but personally i would punch this thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:10:23 No.54610640 Report

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>>54610636
That goes without saying, Jigglypuff is very punchable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:15:52 No.54610672 Report

Quoted By: >>54610677

>>54607762
>>54610603
The reason birds are dinosaurs is do to how taxonomy works. Different groups are based around last common ancestors. If something evolves from a certain group, it is still considered a member of that group, because otherwise the system is needlessly arbitrary and built off feels. Birds are dinosaurs, snakes are lizards, and both of them and you are bony fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:17:54 No.54610677 Report

Quoted By: >>54611505

>>54610672
Snakes technically are cousins of lizards. The groups are defined in a way that modern lizards and modern snakes are separate, but VERY closely related.
This is also why the tuatara is not a lizard, despite looking exactly like one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:25:08 No.54610712 Report

Quoted By: >>54610832

>>54601427
Did you pay attention in biology, because Pokemon "Evolution" is not evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 23:49:24 No.54610832 Report

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>>54610712
Most people using this site probably heard it from Pokemon first and then also didn't pay attention in biology. It explains a lot.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 00:13:24 No.54610967 Report

Quoted By: >>54611091

>Dino Dance
>10 pp
>Increases Speed, Defense, and Special Defense by 1 stage

Learned by: Tyrunt, Amaura, Shieldon, Cranidos, Tropius, Dracozolt, Dracovish, Pidgey, Spearow, Swellow, Taillow, Wingull, Doduo, Pidove, Hoothoot, Natu, Torchic, Murkrow, Delibird, Skarmory, Rookidee, Fletchling, Chatot, Sigilyph, Rufflet, Rowlet, Vullaby, Pikipek, Oricorio, Squawkabilly, Flittle, Flamigo, Bombirdier, Farfetch'd, Swablu, Ducklett, Hawlucha, Cramorant, Quaxly, Wattrel, Ho-oh, Lugia, Yveltal, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, and Thundurus-Therian

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 00:17:08 No.54610986 Report

Quoted By: >>54611397

>>54610315
>we are relarted to potates, beleice the basedence!

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Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 00:36:49 No.54611091 Report

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>>54610967
>learned by
>Pidgey, Spearow, Swellow, Taillow, Wingull, Doduo, Pidove, Hoothoot, Natu, Torchic, Murkrow, Delibird, Skarmory, Rookidee, Fletchling, Chatot, Sigilyph, Rufflet, Rowlet, Vullaby, Pikipek, Oricorio, Squawkabilly, Flittle, Flamigo, Bombirdier, Farfetch'd, Swablu, Ducklett, Hawlucha
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST FUCK THE WEF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 01:36:25 No.54611397 Report

Quoted By: >>54611417

>>54610986
As opposed to what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 01:39:15 No.54611417 Report

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>>54611397
Arceus created everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 01:59:46 No.54611505 Report

Quoted By: >>54613147

>>54610677
Except some lizards are more closely related to snakes than they are to other lizards, such as iguanas, anoles, and chameleons. All of these are referred to as lizards, and all of them are Squamates. Tuataras are the last living members of Rhynchocephalia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 08:19:04 No.54613147 Report

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>>54611505
You're right! I'm not a biologist and I happened to forget that lizards are paraphyletic.
But I think it's still not correct to say that snakes are lizards. "Lizard" is simply not a clade. Am I wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 08:25:19 No.54613164 Report

Quoted By: >>54613921 >>54613936

What is it about dinosaurs that brings out the worst in the spectrum afflicted?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 09:54:19 No.54613533 Report

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>>54601565
no we don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 09:55:21 No.54613539 Report

Quoted By: >>54614531

>>54602061
That's like saying humans are just tree mice.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 09:57:15 No.54613553 Report

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Cynthia would still be bottom of the food chain

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:12:57 No.54613630 Report

Quoted By: >>54613637

>>54602312
It's funny because it turned out the brightly colored birds are high test.
More test, brighter colors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:14:13 No.54613637 Report

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>>54613630
Of course. Feather color is how females identify which males will father the best children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:18:24 No.54613650 Report

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>>54604792
He's acually right. The "bones" you see in museums are fakes and real bones are jealously guarded by national governments. You need a clearance permit to study the real ones.
One had intact flesh, allegedly.
>>54606237
Darwin himself struggled and gave a very simple falsification to his own theory. Back then cells were nothing more than droplets of fat to the scientific community.
>>54604839
You faggots turn "schizophrenic" into "truthful" by being naive and gay.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:33:54 No.54613707 Report

Quoted By: >>54613715 >>54613721

Archeopterycs clearly shows we can have fossil records of feathers from the time. If other dinosaura are supposed to have them why was no record of them found yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:35:58 No.54613714 Report

Quoted By: >>54613839

>>54606460
What animal evolved into Magnemite or Mr.Mime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:35:59 No.54613715 Report

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>>54613707
Archeopteryx was likely fully bird. Unfettered AIs love to disagree with established science.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:36:53 No.54613721 Report

Quoted By: >>54613888

>>54613707
Here is a dromaeosaurid (relative of Velociraptor) with feather impressions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:38:06 No.54613724 Report

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>>54604738
>Did you know that a human being's gender is determined entirely by chromosomes and can never, ever change?
Exactly, that's why birds never stopped being dinosaurs and you never stopped being a retarded nigger.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:54:19 No.54613787 Report

Quoted By: >>54613799 >>54613831

I’m starting to doubt the science. Can somebody help rekindle my faith in the science?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 10:58:49 No.54613799 Report

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>>54613787
You're starting to doubt academia. Right is academia in your image, and left is science. The media need you to mix them up.
What if I told you there was a global flood that lasted over 365 days?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:06:37 No.54613831 Report

Quoted By: >>54613854 >>54613893

>>54613787
No, because you shouldn't have "faith" in science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:09:16 No.54613839 Report

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>>54613714
Magnemite is a mutation from inorganic matter
Mr Mime is a mutated primate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:13:36 No.54613854 Report

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>>54613831
Trust the science, follow the experts, watch your wife get blacked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:23:38 No.54613888 Report

Quoted By: >>54613894

>>54613721
that thing is like a million year younger than any iconic raptor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:25:08 No.54613893 Report

Quoted By: >>54613915

>>54613831
Trust and faith use the same brain regions. You also imagine a face while weighing the options of trusting a a source or an imaginary mass of humans. Your brain literally treats "the science" as a religion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:25:31 No.54613894 Report

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>>54613888
And?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:26:55 No.54613900 Report

Quoted By: >>54613912 >>54613932

>>54603315
People who desperately want the world to be simple and stop changing will graft themselves onto any ideology that let's them feel like they're right and the world wrong, it's basically why shit like Qanon has so many goddamn cultists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:30:01 No.54613912 Report

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>>54613900
Trump lost poltard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:30:40 No.54613915 Report

Quoted By: >>54613924 >>54613945

>>54613893
The only way christcucks can even try to win is to drag science down to the same level of evidence as "my book said so". You're aware we can actually go and look at the facts as laid out and point out inconsistencies? Bad science is shown false by good science and proper reasoning. Saying "nuh-uh da joos told u the dinosaurs aren't manly and u believe it cuz science is ur religion" isn't good science or proper reasoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:31:53 No.54613921 Report

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>>54613164
It's a thing they really liked as kids and any change of it is "raping their childhoods".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:32:10 No.54613924 Report

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>>54613915
The science is settled, you will not pass on your genes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:33:46 No.54613932 Report

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>>54613900
It's weirder because the same people you mention want to feel smart and say that something simple is "complicated" while viewing others who can match their intellectual skills as a danger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:35:12 No.54613936 Report

Quoted By:

>>54613164
Manbabies coping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:35:26 No.54613938 Report

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>>54601427
I'm convinced this is an entire thread of bots responding to each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:37:08 No.54613945 Report

Quoted By: >>54613950 >>54614010

>>54613915
>"my book said so"
That's Islam.
You're inverting the historical reality of science. Once deep learning algorithms we love to call AIs were invented the depths of academic forgery has become obvious. It turns out the religion that literally tells you that a phony consensus is the gayest and fakest shit on Earth had a point: data outweighs any majority of scientists. Also, Jews didn't exist before 70CE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:38:26 No.54613950 Report

Quoted By: >>54613952 >>54613988

>>54613945
>Jews didn't exist before 70CE
I've never heard this. Go ahead and explain how the Bible could've existed without Jews to write it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:38:58 No.54613952 Report

Quoted By: >>54613955 >>54613988

>>54613950
Did the Holocaust happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:39:32 No.54613955 Report

Quoted By: >>54613970

>>54613952
Yes, verifiably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:42:39 No.54613970 Report

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>>54613955
Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:45:03 No.54613988 Report

Quoted By: >>54614007

>>54613952
The Holocaust in history books is very different from the ones in movies and TV "documentaries".
>>54613950
Before Jews, adherents to rabbinical Judaism that grew out of a fractions called Pharisees, existed there were Hebrews and Arameans who made up the nation of Israel. It's like calling ancient Continental Germanic peoples Germans and expecting they spoke modern Germany German or Austrian German.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:48:16 No.54614007 Report

Quoted By: >>54614022 >>54614024

>>54613988
Oh, so we're just being pedantic.
"Jew" has been used as a synonym for Hebrew for I don't know how long. See: translations of Josephus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:48:28 No.54614010 Report

Quoted By: >>54614020 >>54614024

>>54613945
No, christians absolutely believe retarded shit because their book said so. Jews probably do too but I don't see nearly as many of them.

The world is older than 6,000 years. There was no global flood. There is no evidence that the entire global population of all animals can be traced back to less than a dozen breeding individuals. The world isn't flat. These are all things that I've personally seen prolific christians believe because their book told them so. Islam is absolutely worse, but christians aren't good either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:52:06 No.54614020 Report

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>>54614010
Jews don't have a tradition of evangelizing so the crazy ones are only really crazy around other Jews. They definitely do exist, though.
Funny enough, Islam didn't have a tradition of literalism until the 20th century. Wahhabism has done a number on the Arab world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:52:12 No.54614022 Report

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>>54614007
>I don't know how long
Not very iirc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:53:08 No.54614024 Report

Quoted By: >>54614034 >>54614040

>>54614007
Yehudi was phonetically difficult for Greeks so the religiously Israelite were called by the same name as the kingdom of Judah whence we get the slur Jew that was recently "reclaimed".
>>54614010
Now you're mixing up many different subjects because you learned to expect an adherent to one to believe all the others. You'll hear about AI research indicating a global flood and mitochondrial DNA that can't be traced back further than 6000 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:53:42 No.54614025 Report

Quoted By: >>54614049

Christian religion bad
Science religion good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:55:57 No.54614034 Report

Quoted By: >>54614057

>>54614024
You know that AI doesn't do research, right? It just strings words together probabilistically. It has no capacity to distinguish truth from fiction, or even to distinguish things it read from things it just made up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 11:58:54 No.54614040 Report

Quoted By: >>54614057

>>54614024
I literally just responded with "christians believe insane shit because their book said so" in response to "nuh-uh that's islam not christianity!". Are you sure the AI isn't you because you missed something massive right there. And if your claim has any water surely you could source it, explain how it'd be possible, or provide evidence in this thread, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 12:01:59 No.54614049 Report

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>>54614025
All belief systems good.
Christian religion bad.
t. ayylmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 12:03:59 No.54614057 Report

Quoted By: >>54614082 >>54614103

>>54614034
>>54614040
I'm taking about algorithmic use in research, not the downgraded toys you play with on websites or the crippled gimmicks you can download on the Internet. You seriously have no idea about the shit they're going to reveal in the 7 year UN plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 12:09:57 No.54614082 Report

Quoted By: >>54614101 >>54614144

>>54614057
You talk like a bot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 12:16:59 No.54614101 Report

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>>54614082
Bots have filters. For example, I couldn't make jokes about Muhammad, but jokes about Jesus are okay. ChatGPT has quite strict rules about ridiculing and denying faith systems except Christianity. In fact, it's literally the only one that's unfiltered on TikTok, Bing, and other algorithmically enhanced search engines.
Moo ham mad. Try to ask ChatGPT that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 12:17:16 No.54614103 Report

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>>54614057
>You seriously have no idea about the shit they're going to reveal in the 7 year UN plan.
What are they going to reveal

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Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 12:20:53 No.54614114 Report

Quoted By: >>54614257 >>54614556

>>54601427
Pokemon explicitly follows intelligent design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 12:28:48 No.54614144 Report

Quoted By: >>54614597

>>54614082
“Talk like a bot” doesn’t mean much
A bot can imitate slang, spelling misstakes, and replicate the typing patterns of a person with ease
You’re just accusing someone of being a bot as a substitute for a real argument to ease your personal insecurities

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 12:55:13 No.54614257 Report

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>>54614114
then how come Arceus is a dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 13:45:53 No.54614531 Report

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>>54613539
Mice (Muridae) are a completely separate branch from humans. We are distantly related though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 13:51:19 No.54614556 Report

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>>54614114
>*throws masterball*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 14:03:55 No.54614597 Report

Quoted By: >>54614622

>>54614144
He has valid concerns. With advances in art generation first you can't hope to discern un-humans from humans without tools or full blown puritanism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 14:11:36 No.54614622 Report

Quoted By: >>54614638

>>54614597
I can guarantee that even if /vp/ was 90% bots your schizoposting would do absolutely nothing to expose them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 14:15:30 No.54614638 Report

Quoted By: >>54614644 >>54614899

>>54614622
Do you know why we humans have a sense for the uncanny valley?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 14:16:44 No.54614644 Report

Quoted By: >>54614692

>>54614638
"Uncanny valley" is an angloid meme with no real meaning. There's no equivalent in my language or in most languages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 14:26:08 No.54614692 Report

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>>54614644
Lack of words don't deny the pyramidal cell structures firing in your brain and the alternative hypothesis that schizophreniacs suffer of extreme uncanny valley.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 15:06:29 No.54614899 Report

Quoted By: >>54614948

>>54614638
Because we weren't the only member of genus homo alive, thriving, using tools and eating meat. Being able to recognize something as almost human but not quite was a genuine survival tool for homo sapiens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2023 15:14:09 No.54614948 Report

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>>54614899
I will tell you I have this from someone else.
Earth is a colony. The aliens will lie about where they come from.

Anonymous

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