>>54657374Donut here. I'll take it to her. You can trust me.
>>54658437Some dude who wanted to lower costs while getting easy votes from the pokephiles. No not that kind of pokephiles anon, but I suppose they also count. You never go in town and talk to random people and all they ever say is POKEMONS ARE AMAZING pokemon this pokemon that. That's the target demographic. Our police force is pokemon therefore police good. Nevermind the embezzlement and all the wankers that take 4 hours long breaks every day. In any case we get shit done because you know what pokemons DO love to fight and having '''trainers''' just gets in the way of efficiency. Like I can bite a kid that jaywalks and nobody's gonna report it. It's great.
No more jaywalkers now. It WORKS.
>>54658515Actually we have psychic specialists nowadays that can spot and repress all your degenerate thoughtcrimes. Well, if only. They're the kinkiest motherfuckers in the unit.
After -Pupper- of course lmaoooo
>>54658522Mystery what now? This is Apex City! The most advanced city in the world! Poképolice is the future, mon. And just as quickly, Team Badguys over there are trying to remplace us already, with fuckin'... Robot mons. Trust me when THAT shit rolls out you'll beg to be back to the good ol Peppertimes of seeing 'Maw of the Law' posters on every street.
>>54658586I'm your future baby, I'm drunk and let's make eggs
>>54658662You know she hates when you call her that, or any of her twenty nicknames, like Hot Fuzz, Big Creamy, Absolute K-nine Unite, Orange Fatass, ...
By no means do call her that, and I'm only giving you those ideas for educational purposes.
>>54658994Anon you know how growlithes are really protective of their food? Like they'll bite you pretty hard if you touch their bowl? Okay. Now imagine that our funding is Pepper's kibble stash. Yeah... There's better ways to die is all I'm saying. It'd be as bad for you as trying to find out what I do on Saturday nights.
