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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:09:49 No.54684832 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54684837 >>54684839 >>54685065 >>54685088 >>54685098 >>54685205 >>54686230 >>54686298 >>54686596 >>54686669 >>54688282 >>54689417 >>54689504

>Arceus? OMNIPO-
Explain this, Arceusfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:10:56 No.54684837 Report

Quoted By: >>54684847

>>54684832
avatar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:11:37 No.54684839 Report

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>>54684832
Arceus is not omnipotent heck arceus isn't even the actual god of the pokemon multiverse just a piece of him

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:12:06 No.54684844 Report

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This is your god poketurds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:12:23 No.54684847 Report

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>>54684837
>Yeah, I'm going to create an avatar for myself that's capable of being fallible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:16:07 No.54684865 Report

Quoted By: >>54684893 >>54686631

>>54684839
Learn to read and play PLA. Arceus IS the deity, its explicitly said.
>>54684847
Yes. They did that for autists like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:17:57 No.54684877 Report

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>>54684844
I mean, we are all children of God, so there's nothing saying she didn't give birth to people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:18:46 No.54684882 Report

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>>54684844
Unhinged

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:20:19 No.54684893 Report

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>>54684865
Why would I play a video game where its namesake comes from a false god?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:21:53 No.54684901 Report

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>>54684893
Should've been Legends Bidoof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:22:17 No.54684904 Report

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>>54684844
the crotch nipples are not so good, it is a shit animation imo. and that's such a let down since it is barbonicles which usually delivers ok stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:27:51 No.54684926 Report

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>>54684893
Because said game confirms otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:35:16 No.54684959 Report

Quoted By: >>54684971 >>54686564

>>54684904
There aren't really crotchnips in this one though. Do you mean the lack of them instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:38:00 No.54684971 Report

Quoted By: >>54684987 >>54686564

>>54684959
what are the dots on arceus stomach then? they are clearly purple.
The models of the games don't have those things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:39:40 No.54684975 Report

Quoted By: >>54685012 >>54685023

>>54684844
Why are white people like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:41:14 No.54684987 Report

Quoted By: >>54686564

>>54684971
Right, they're on Arceus' stomach and midsection. I wouldn't call them crotchnipples. If you mean you don't want them there, I can agree to an extent - they don't offer much as they're depicted.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:41:50 No.54684995 Report

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>>54684844
Why isn't it Volo!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:45:13 No.54685012 Report

Quoted By: >>54685016 >>54687302

>>54684975
I am brown and I have fapped to Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:45:44 No.54685016 Report

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>>54685012
inshallah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:46:49 No.54685023 Report

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>>54684975
Why are niggers so cringe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:51:46 No.54685040 Report

Quoted By: >>54685058 >>54688274 >>54688502 >>54688833

Well since this seems like the right thread, I have had some dreams where I have fucked Arceus, and I am not proud of it. I think I am going to hell, but He just reassures me He loves me, and that sex is ok, besides he said "everything I created is part of me, so even if you fuck your hand, you are fucking me".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:56:25 No.54685058 Report

Quoted By: >>54685079

>>54685040
Hell is a human construct just like Arceus. Mortal minds cannot conceive the reality of either if they are truly divine, and if they are not divine they are worth no notice whatsoever. I wouldn't worry about the former, anon. Worry about the latter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 03:57:33 No.54685065 Report

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>>54684832
"I'll play along for now"
Done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:00:35 No.54685079 Report

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>>54685058
I don't know what to think. I will take this feeling to the tomb, because doubt anybody can dispel my doubts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:02:20 No.54685088 Report

Quoted By: >>54685301

>>54684832
His Pokemon form is just one of his many 1000 arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:04:21 No.54685091 Report

Quoted By: >>54685116

>>54685079
Why have doubts? If you were meant to be damned to hell you have no choice in the matter, just as Judas was meant by divine will to play the role that he did. You msy as well enjoy Arceus' meat body as much as you can with the time you have left on this earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:04:31 No.54685093 Report

Quoted By: >>54685097

>>54684847
>what is jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:05:20 No.54685097 Report

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>>54685093
>what is jesus
Someone who wasn't omnipotent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:05:23 No.54685098 Report

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>>54684832
>AAIIIEEEEE DARKRAI-SAMA DON'T USE A STAB 252 SPA MODEST NATURE DARK PULSE ON ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:06:53 No.54685105 Report

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>>54685097
Retard, he revived himself. What more do you want? you can at least say "the rumors about his resurrection are false, invented shit" like the romans, but nobody that has ever stepped on this earth, has returned back to life like He did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:07:34 No.54685110 Report

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>>54685097
Jesus is god read a book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:08:05 No.54685116 Report

Quoted By: >>54685161

>>54685091
I want to think I am a good person. I have a clean conscience. But this is unexpected. I doubt anybody has experienced something like this, or if they ever did, they wouldn't tell it ever. People would burn them at the fucking stake at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:10:07 No.54685128 Report

Quoted By: >>54685143

>>54685105
Simple. The crucifixion was either a(n)
>illusion
>body double
>hoax
>all of the above

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:12:42 No.54685143 Report

Quoted By: >>54685158

>>54685128
ok heathen, whatever you say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:15:13 No.54685158 Report

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>>54685143
Sorry that they made the 'pokemon symbolic of Jesus' a fraud, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:15:40 No.54685161 Report

Quoted By: >>54685174

>>54685116
Yes, anon. You are the only individual who has ever masturbated to Arceus. The 936 pictures of it on e621 alone don't matter - YOU are the only one who has ever in all of existence had wet dreams about this particular cartoon critter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:17:23 No.54685174 Report

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>>54685161
Sure they have, but dreaming about it is something different.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:22:21 No.54685201 Report

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If arecus is omnipotent why did he allow Cynthia to digest and die such a horrible death to aldith? Stay mad simps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:23:21 No.54685205 Report

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>>54684832
DUDE I DON’T HAVE A CRIPPLING DRUG ADDICTION EVEN ARCEUS IS A STONER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:24:26 No.54685210 Report

Quoted By: >>54685236 >>54687077

>>54685174
Dreams have historically been considered divine messages by most human civilizations. You should do so as well, unless you're secretly a filthy atheist.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:28:42 No.54685236 Report

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>>54685210
>351 KB

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:36:25 No.54685276 Report

Quoted By: >>54685683

My nigga Ghetsis once said that a pokemon is still just a pokemon even if it's revered as a deity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:40:17 No.54685301 Report

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>>54685088
Makes sense to me

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 04:43:13 No.54685327 Report

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Why did Arceus allow this to happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 05:57:45 No.54685683 Report

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>>54685276
based Chadsis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 07:10:43 No.54685920 Report

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Dumbest moment in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 08:43:42 No.54686230 Report

Quoted By: >>54686246

>>54684832
Arceus is not Pokémon God but Pokémon Jesus. Simple as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 08:47:13 No.54686246 Report

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>>54686230
>Arceus is not Pokemon God but Pokemon God
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 09:01:41 No.54686298 Report

Quoted By: >>54686455 >>54688316

>>54684832
The short answer: The Pokemon franchise has a borderline fetish for de-glorifying its Legendaries by subduing them into a helpless state, as seen countless times throughout its history, especially the anime and its movies.
The long answer: That entity is a mere part of Arceus' power made manifest. The true, full Arceus is a being that's larger than existence, requiring proxy avatars to properly interact with the existence it created simply by being born.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 09:08:30 No.54686316 Report

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PMD is a different canon than the mainline series anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 10:01:22 No.54686455 Report

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>>54686298
>The Pokemon franchise has a borderline fetish for de-glorifying its Legendaries by subduing them into a helpless state
That's because you're looking at the Legendaries with a Western perspective. Gods in eastern mythology are much more underwhelming than you think, often just the product of local myths and public belief as a way to explain certain phenomena (that's why there are so many village gods).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 10:38:30 No.54686546 Report

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>>54684904
It would be fine if RCS had torpedo-shaped llama udders in addiction to those bee-stings 2BH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 10:43:52 No.54686564 Report

Quoted By: >>54686576

>>54684987
>>54684971
>>54684904
>>54684959
I'm suprized none of you aren't complaining about the God-Goat(female) having a navel

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 10:48:05 No.54686574 Report

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Being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 10:48:25 No.54686576 Report

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>>54686564
>Cheating reveal in a fucking discord channel (Pokemon edition)
This is so vile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 10:57:31 No.54686596 Report

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>>54684832
Arceus is onlyn an empty shell from the big bang

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 11:10:17 No.54686631 Report

Quoted By: >>54686899

>>54684865
>Arceus IS the deity
Only a fragment. Arceus is god's fursona in the Pokemon universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 11:23:53 No.54686669 Report

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>>54684832
How could you be so naive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 11:25:22 No.54686675 Report

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could arceus be a girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 12:48:35 No.54686899 Report

Quoted By: >>54687045

>>54686631
No, the whole.
You receive "a fragment of Arceus". Learn to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 13:28:46 No.54687016 Report

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god sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 13:37:39 No.54687045 Report

Quoted By: >>54687075

>>54686899
A fragment of Arceus the god is Arceus the pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 13:47:19 No.54687075 Report

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>>54687045
Yes, which is not what you said before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 13:47:33 No.54687077 Report

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>>54685210
I dreamed that they put James Bond in Smash Bros, except it's a fakeout and it's actually Inteleon in a suit all along. What divine messages can I derive from that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 14:49:15 No.54687302 Report

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>>54685012
Youre part white

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 18:29:32 No.54688274 Report

Quoted By: >>54688384

>>54685040
>He loves me
Faggot or Femoid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 18:30:19 No.54688282 Report

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>>54684832
PMD is not canon

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Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 18:36:11 No.54688316 Report

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>>54686298
I hate the Demiurge llama stuck in a gilded fence segment (and everything it stands for) completely unironicly for reals thoughever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 18:50:00 No.54688384 Report

Quoted By: >>54689283

>>54688274
Arceus doesn't have a gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 19:22:18 No.54688502 Report

Quoted By: >>54688648

>>54685040
nofap moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 19:50:30 No.54688648 Report

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>>54688502
you mean no nothing moment. If the whole creation asks you to have sex with it, that means even drinking water or breathing air, gets those elements off!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 20:25:04 No.54688829 Report

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>>54685097
“Omnipotent” means they can do anything. If you can’t die on your own terms, then are you really “omnipotent”?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 20:25:24 No.54688833 Report

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>>54685040
wallah god is a coomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 21:43:12 No.54689283 Report

Quoted By: >>54689305

>>54688384
How do you have sex with it then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 21:46:46 No.54689305 Report

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>>54689283
He created a pussy and I fucked it. It is that simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 21:49:49 No.54689324 Report

Quoted By: >>54689391

Each of those Arceus is a single finger, of 1000, of whatever the whole Arceus. It'd be like bruising Zeus' finger and claiming victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 21:57:26 No.54689375 Report

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>>54685097
Speed reader spotted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 22:00:54 No.54689391 Report

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>>54689324
>The actual creator would've just let the Pokemon world be enveloped by the sun, which in process would kill almost every living occupying the Pokemon biosphere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 22:05:21 No.54689417 Report

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>>54684832
Omnipotent? When has he ever been stated as such? He's omnipresent. Big difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 22:23:12 No.54689504 Report

Quoted By: >>54689530

>>54684832
Arceus is just an avatar of GameFreak the real God of the Pokeverse who still aren't omnipotent as they draw their power from the CONSOOMERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 22:27:39 No.54689530 Report

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>>54689504
deep...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Oct 2023 23:09:40 No.54689792 Report

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Mega Fug is the only God I need.

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