>>54710219You know, I get what you're saying, like I do. But you gotta remember where we are here. Like, I'm not one of those people that hates gen 5 or nothing, but like. You gotta get it that that's where I'm coming from. You got three choices and they're all pretty bad. The starters aren't really good.
So you got. Uh. You got the fucking Dex Wott line, and honestly I wish it didn't end up like that. You know who can swing a sword better than that, you know who? My grandma could. God bless her. She's had an infection in her genital area and she can't walk after the surgery to do it. So she's in a wheelchair, you know? Even she can swing a sword better than that thing, she got like a spine that can actually twist to swing the shit. That seal shit flails its arm and I'm supposed to think it's a samurai? I just want it to be put out of its misery.
And then like, you got the Sn ivy shit. And its got the same fucking problem. It loses it's ducking arms. And, you know, I'd be sorry for it that it did that if it fucking didn't look like it does in its third evo. That shit looks like a fucking furry core oc. Like it would eat a rat ticate then a bigger Pokemon would come and eat it too. If I took care of a Pokemon for that long a time and it came out looking like that I'd fucking. Uh. I'd wrap it up and punt it into a campfire. It looks like it fucking hates everyone, and to be fair I would too if I lost my arms but even then it just looks too much like a stuck up piece of shit.
So it's like, the other two starters I'd literally not evolve for their own sake. So Em-boar is the best guy there. He's big and dependable and seems to like being with you. And I know he looks like he's got a diaper spandex thing and some weird turbine arms and his fire beard is like a 5 o'clock shadow.
But like, still the best Pokemon there. Post your reaction images because you know I'm right.
P.S. Drunk and used voice recognition to write this. Not changing it.
