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Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 12:16:19 No.54727184 View View Reply Original Report

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Answer me this /vp/

What Pokemon would unironically be the tastiest to eat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 12:20:43 No.54727191 Report

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>>54727184
Miltank burger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 12:25:00 No.54727200 Report

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>>54727191
Fpbp
But as a vegetarian, probably Snorunt, because apparently it's berries are orgasmic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 12:25:01 No.54727201 Report

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>>54727191
Facts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 12:36:22 No.54727233 Report

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>>54727184
You know an ass this fat makes a good pumpkin pie. Or cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 12:37:59 No.54727239 Report

Quoted By: >>54727348

>>54727200
You mean Snover?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 12:47:49 No.54727256 Report

Quoted By: >>54728305

>>54727184
Farfetch'd is literally so tasty it almost went extinct because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 12:54:47 No.54727278 Report

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>>54727184
Corphish would taste like shit. You'd have to factory raise then since they live in filthy water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 13:14:53 No.54727348 Report

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>>54727239
Yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 14:27:24 No.54727614 Report

Quoted By: >>54728486

>>54727184
Considering pokemon are THE animals now, I feel some pokemon would be seen as resource, and others as friends.
Tauros and Milktank burgers, Slowpoke tail, Farfetch'd meat and leeks, pidgey and Pigeotto game meat, Ursaring stew, use a Teddiursa to find combee honey.

List is infinite, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 14:31:45 No.54727634 Report

Quoted By: >>54729872

>>54727184
>Tauros prime cut with a Cherubi wine reduction and side of deep-fried Tropius plantains
>Mr. Mime pancakes
>Scovillain sex lubricant

I've spent too much time thinking on how to answer this question over the years. Not even Jon Favreau can obsess on food like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 14:38:40 No.54727657 Report

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>>54727184
Why are they blushing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 14:39:37 No.54727660 Report

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Seviper wine and Seviper soup

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 14:44:12 No.54727670 Report

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>>54727660
Sounds poisonous, but I know you can eat snake.
Also viper, but you need to remove the poison gland

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 14:47:34 No.54727685 Report

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>>54727184
Who the fuck cooks crayfish together with leek?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 15:00:18 No.54727751 Report

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>>54727670

I mean zangoos evolved to have an immunity to sevipers posion so maybe humans are immune to said posion too?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 16:54:26 No.54728275 Report

Quoted By: >>54728330

>>54727184
Magikarp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 17:01:57 No.54728305 Report

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>>54727256
yeah, OP posted it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 17:07:11 No.54728330 Report

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>>54728275
but that’s just a fantasy
the episode shows Magikarp is inedible
then again, the Pokédex contradicts that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 17:41:52 No.54728486 Report

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>>54727614
Caging creatures into drugballs isnt friendship. What in the american dystopic hellhole.

>>54727184
What should anyone know? Theres little descriptions of pokemon that taste good, like slowpoke. However I would like to eat at a Kalos restaurant, they use pokemon derived ingredients but not meat. They even use venom. I bet the food there taste good, or at least it sounded like it

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Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 19:40:52 No.54729099 Report

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>>54727184
bulbasaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 19:50:29 No.54729140 Report

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>>54727660
Who the fuck wants to eat snake?
What third world are you from

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 19:53:05 No.54729150 Report

Quoted By: >>54729241

>>54727184
One day Pokemon will be eating humans too...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 20:10:03 No.54729241 Report

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>>54729150
seviper

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 22:03:43 No.54729872 Report

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>>54727634
>>Scovillain sex lubricant
Please tell me more

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 01:28:41 No.54730932 Report

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>>54727184
Answer me this, OP: Why can't you save images correctly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 01:35:59 No.54730960 Report

Quoted By: >>54730982

Any and all molluscs and crustaceans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 01:39:58 No.54730982 Report

Quoted By: >>54730988

>>54730960
Corphish/Crawdaunt canonically taste like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 01:41:21 No.54730988 Report

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>>54730982
I refuse to believe that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 01:43:44 No.54730997 Report

Quoted By: >>54731005

>>54730988
>Its pincers often fall off. Unlike with Crabrawler or Clauncher, the meat in its claws is utterly nasty and stinking.
-Crawdaunt's Ultra Moon dex entry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 01:45:17 No.54731005 Report

Quoted By: >>54731176

>>54730997
A Crawdaunt paid off someone to write that. Tricky sobs are dark type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 02:19:38 No.54731176 Report

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>>54731005
That is way too clever for Game Freak.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 02:27:01 No.54731211 Report

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How good are they?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 02:36:33 No.54731259 Report

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>>54727184
What do you think she tastes like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 02:43:14 No.54731288 Report

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>>54731259
Human, probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 02:51:42 No.54731328 Report

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>>54731259
Salty milk and coins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 06:27:33 No.54732120 Report

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Lapras. They had to have been hunted to near-extinction for a reason.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 07:19:44 No.54732261 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 07:21:40 No.54732266 Report

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>>54727184
Krabby and Kingler are so delicious.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 07:30:57 No.54732291 Report

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>>54727184
Isn't it obvious? Don't even have to actually harm her either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 07:49:52 No.54732347 Report

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>>54731259
Dust.
Scarlet and Violet really opened my eyes to what pokemon consist of.
For example I always thought snorunts hood was skin, but when you beat it says Snorunt fur.
Well beating a Gardevior or a Hattereen says you get Hat or Ralts Dust.
Same for Chansey you get Happini dust.
Most fairies get you dust.

I just found that interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 08:10:19 No.54732414 Report

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>>54728486
have you ever played a pokemon game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 10:44:17 No.54732731 Report

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>>54732261
GIWTWM

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 16:21:16 No.54733995 Report

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>>54731259
Sludge

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 20:41:43 No.54735361 Report

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>>54731259
Onion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 20:43:04 No.54735370 Report

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>>54733995
Well she can breed with Muk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 20:56:12 No.54735459 Report

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>>54732347
Really opens the door to accurate pokemon ingredients.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 22:00:24 No.54735761 Report

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>>54727184

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 22:05:46 No.54735805 Report

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>>54731259
My cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 01:46:48 No.54737168 Report

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>>54732347
That's where probably most ingredients come from.
Some Pokemon maybe are raised to get meat or products, but others are just taken goods, like eggs or honey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 02:44:12 No.54737454 Report

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>>54732291
ToT that cream is too young to lick!

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 02:50:23 No.54737494 Report

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Death to Unova
And butter sauce

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