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Do you believe you could be friends with Gardevoir?

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 05:24:30 No.54731943 View View Reply Original Report

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If a Gardevoir liked you, and wanted to be your friend, could you be kind and supportive to it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 05:55:50 No.54732046 Report

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>>54731943
>My gardevoir
sure
>Wild gardevoir
nah, got places to be
>Someone Else's gardevoir
I don't swing like that, but sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 14:07:55 No.54733368 Report

Quoted By: >>54733377

>>54731943
Yes
I see Gardevoir as more of an older sister than a waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 14:09:59 No.54733377 Report

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>>54733368
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 14:26:48 No.54733440 Report

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>>54731943
No, I would rape her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 16:14:44 No.54733968 Report

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>>54731943
Hell no. Pokémon are tools and GardenWhore is no exception.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 16:47:48 No.54734099 Report

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>>54731943
I would do anything for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 17:43:14 No.54734373 Report

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>>54731943
Would you really be comfortable with a psychic pokémon? I feel like they're the most dangerous type

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 19:42:31 No.54734958 Report

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yes by fainting her and collecting free exp for my pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 19:43:45 No.54734969 Report

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>>54731943
I wouldn't feel comfortable around an obsessive psychic type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 20:10:03 No.54735123 Report

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>>54734373
If she could read my mind and still stayed around me we'd have an unmatchable bond of trust

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 23:22:41 No.54736397 Report

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>>54733968
they are our wives

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 23:35:02 No.54736462 Report

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>one of those rape demons taking a liking to me
Holy shit. I'd have to leave the region and take a new identity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 00:23:48 No.54736777 Report

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>>54731943
I probably couldn't, not because I think it wouldn't be a good friend to me, but because I think I wouldn't be a good friend to it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 00:24:20 No.54736779 Report

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>>54731943
If it were on-model then yes.

It doesn't take much off-modelness to change that to a no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 00:47:51 No.54736890 Report

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>>54731943
Only if male

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 05:32:09 No.54738377 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 05:35:23 No.54738389 Report

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>>54734373
>I feel like they're the most dangerous type
half of all poison types kill on contact

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 05:38:00 No.54738403 Report

Quoted By: >>54743987

>>54731943
Sure. A lot of anons like to brag about how they'd fuck the thing if it was real, but I know if it was actually real and one followed them home they'd treat it like a sister or at least like a very smart dog.

Gardevoirs can see your true colors and are fucking espers so if one deems you worthy of its companionship its cause it knows you don't have the balls or evil needed to hurt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 05:53:51 No.54738491 Report

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>>54731943
No, I always overkill when fighting Gardevoirs, I make sure to use moves or ghost type pokemon, I like to think that they feel more pain like this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 10:07:44 No.54739215 Report

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>>54736779
>Grabbing a gardevoir's chest stone
Spoiler that Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 12:39:57 No.54739691 Report

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My favorite critter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 16:41:10 No.54740648 Report

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>>54731943
I'd protect her from harm and take any poison and steel type hits in exchange of emotional support.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 16:59:39 No.54740752 Report

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>>54731943
Sure. As long as she likes chalupas and baja blast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 17:41:38 No.54740988 Report

Quoted By: >>54741844 >>54742764

I had a dream about them last night.
Their fingers are actually little tentacles, and some gardevoir can have more than three per arm. I saw one which had the normal three, plus two thumbs (two on each hand), plus several really long ones higher up on her forearm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 18:37:27 No.54741296 Report

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>>54738491
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 20:40:53 No.54741844 Report

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>>54740988
Hmmm, that's really weird

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 20:46:41 No.54741887 Report

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>>54731943
I'd love a friend like Garde to go exploring the outdoors with.
And occasionally fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 23:15:46 No.54742646 Report

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>>54741887
That sounds very nice Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 23:36:30 No.54742764 Report

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>>54740988
>>54741844
It looked kind of like this. Both arms had three fingers and wo thumbs, but the longer tentacles were in different numbers and positions between the arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 01:23:22 No.54743321 Report

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>>54742764
its horrible

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 03:22:53 No.54743805 Report

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>>54731943
Sure. If I can go on a bar crawl with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 04:08:52 No.54743987 Report

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>>54738403
If a Gardevoir followed an anon home it is probably going to rape and confine them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 04:14:50 No.54744003 Report

Quoted By: >>54744018 >>54744063

>>54743987
>rape
Nonsense. I'd gently lay her down and have consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation all the while holding her hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 04:18:08 No.54744018 Report

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>>54744003
Jesus christ on a cracker, you are one sick fuck.
Saged
Reported
Called the cops
Alerted the FBI
>spoiler
Called the Vatican because this degenerate needs an exorcism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 04:33:19 No.54744063 Report

Quoted By: >>54744067 >>54744199

>>54744003
Then anon snaps out of Hypnosis and realizes he's chained to the bed and Gardevoir is giggling while riding his dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 04:35:01 No.54744067 Report

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>>54744063
Well as long as she doesn't have a dick up my ass, all is good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 05:06:20 No.54744199 Report

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>>54744063
and also gardevoir is actually a hypno

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 05:11:11 No.54744215 Report

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What would hand holding with Gardevoir be like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 05:20:01 No.54744248 Report

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>>54744215
big meaty paws

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 05:24:35 No.54744267 Report

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In what context? As if in this world one magically exists or as in you are in the pokemon world now somehow and the friendship is there.
I think either way a psychic pokemon will already know what it's signing up for and if it's ok with that then who am I to disagree? I'd rather have a kirlia but whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 05:27:26 No.54744283 Report

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>>54744215
Canonically, gardevoir have weak legs as they always levitate their weight with psychic powers or something, so I wonder if it would also be the same with arms.
It would be different for sure because of the whole levitation thing unless the gardevoir is aware of that being weird to you and chooses to mimic normal hand holding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 05:31:59 No.54744306 Report

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>>54731943
No. Gardevoirs are always devoted to their trainers, so this isn't fun for me.
I would only appreciate a Pokémon whose love is actually challenge to obtain. That means I am special!
A pokémon like Beedrill, Rhydon, or Tauros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 05:52:30 No.54744397 Report

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>>54744199
If that were to happen i would scream until my lungs gave out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 13:15:57 No.54745431 Report

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I would hope so

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 16:24:22 No.54746073 Report

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>>54744215
Like caressing the softest thing in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2023 19:47:42 No.54747087 Report

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Friends? No. More than friends? Yes

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