I'm sick of seeing this punk ass bitch in random battles.
Next time I see it on your team, here's what Im gonna do.
1. I'm going to bring out my scarfed Electrode to make sure you don't outspeed me after using your pussy Dragon Dance.
2. I'll personally walk up to your Paralyzed Gyarados, courtesy of my wonderful Electrode using Thunder Wave, and pull out my pliers.
3. I start ripping out each tooth one by one, keeping the nice ones for DeepseaTooth resell value to Clamperl trainers.
4. I got your bitch ass Gyarados paralyzed and with no teeth, perfect for sucking me harder than a Gulpin in spring.

After I bust a huge fat nut in your homo ass Gyarados' mouth I'm still not done. I walk up behind him and insert my fat, pristine, uncut raw heroic cock into his scaly asshole. Thought that would keep me out? No way stupid bitch.
After going at it for 30 minutes, the only Waterfall your Gyarados will know is the shameful bust it releases from my anal assault.

I never want to see a Dragon Dance Gyarados again.