I have grown to hate Pokemon. It is soulless. Every generation has lost its charm completely. All that remains are embittered adults who pine for the days of their childhood, the memories of which have grown stale. Children do not like Pokemon either. They have been made edgy, impure through overstimulation of the mind through Tiktok, Americans, and other entities that cannot be named because apparently making observations has become illegal.

My first Vaporeon was named Charlie. She was a good watercat, never let me down and I never let her faint. Only faggots let their pets die - and in this same notion is GameFreak a faggot, for they have forsaken something that had the potential to be beautiful and allowed decadence and niggerality to set in, warping a once mediocre but potentially nice thing into an irredeemable, tiresome factory of shit, developing all of the wrong areas in order to be "hip" and "modern", rather than creating something that can tell a story.

I miss Charlie, and I despise you, and I hope that GameFreak is struck with a meteorite from the heavens above.