>>54748666Holy. Living. Fuck
180 BASE DEFENSE
10 RESISTANCE
794 POUNDS OF BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT
Aggron is basically what you'd get if put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A FUCKING STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this shit out: Aggron's not only steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the 2 most badass types in the game - this nigga's tougher then diamonds. Diamonds are a girl's best friend? FUCK THAT SHIT. Get your bitch a Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your dick on the spot, guaranteed.
What does your pokemon eat? Berries? Poffins? Man-made shit from the bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH, STRAIGHT FROM THE GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he'll even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and shit. HELL YEAH, SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!
NOW HOLD ONTO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL SHIT
So Aggron's got this move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever - he headbutts your weak-ass pokemon at full force with his fuckawesome steel spikes and shit. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokefag is that...
AGGRON WILL FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS.
What's that? Hes too slow? Better watch what you say faggot, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like motherfucking Sonic. But this ain't no faggot ass hedgehog, THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING AGGRON, READY TO KICK YOUR ASS TO HELL AND BACK. Think you can exploit Aggron's weakness? THINK AGAIN, ASSHOLE. Aggron's ready to metal burst your pussy attacks right back at you. And as if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime, Aggron can also support the rest of the faggots on his team with shit like thunder wave, roar, stealth rock, fuck I don't know. All I know is you need to
GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON.
