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Anonymous Thu 26 Oct 2023 23:37:15 No.54754003 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54754019 >>54754249 >>54754264 >>54754587 >>54756456 >>54756514

why is he talking in shakespearean but is hip enough with human trends to give a teen a smartphone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Oct 2023 23:40:54 No.54754019 Report

Quoted By: >>54754023

>>54754003
adapting to modern language is more difficult than adapting to modern technology

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Oct 2023 23:41:54 No.54754023 Report

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>>54754019
legitimately this, understanding the kids slang is impossible while using new tech is fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Oct 2023 23:43:31 No.54754030 Report

Quoted By: >>54754048 >>54754245 >>54755123

You literally see Arceus pull Lucas' phone out his pocket and adapt it to Her own ends.
Play the fucking game already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Oct 2023 23:45:45 No.54754048 Report

Quoted By: >>54754197 >>54754672

>>54754030
>god knows how to reprogram a smartphone
>doesn’t know modern human slang

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 00:15:35 No.54754197 Report

Quoted By: >>54755123

>>54754048
>God wanted to be able to communicate, thus psychically connected to the modern writing device
>if She falls asleep for 200 years, human language trends change so drastically and dramatically, She sounds anachronistic regardless so has settled on an archaic, yet formal manner of speech

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 00:23:37 No.54754245 Report

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>>54754030
stop masturbating to pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 00:24:38 No.54754249 Report

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>>54754003
imbecillic downie didn't understand a basic ass cutscene because the game didnt tell it what was happening.

Trannies and gentlefagäos, the pokeretard at your view.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 00:27:36 No.54754264 Report

Quoted By: >>54755123

>>54754003
because that's how she wants to talk? she can obviously understand you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:07:46 No.54754477 Report

Quoted By: >>54754503 >>54754845

>the writers wants to convey that Arceus is an ancient being by having it speak in an older version of the game language or at least something that sounds old, like how your ancestors would not speak the current version of your language were they to somehow materialize in present times
>retarded pokefag OP is literally too stupid to understand such a simple concept and gets mad about it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:09:48 No.54754493 Report

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Why didn't he save Cynthia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:11:21 No.54754503 Report

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>>54754477
sounds like arceus is a pretentious asshat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:13:14 No.54754512 Report

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>MUH ARCEUS WANK
Someone get a team of human scientists to put this faggot in his PLACE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:28:04 No.54754587 Report

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>>54754003
He didn't give you a phone, he upgraded your phone with magic firmware.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:28:51 No.54754595 Report

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Why didn't Arceus save Cynthia

Doesn't she worship him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:41:08 No.54754663 Report

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>>54754503
It is a fake god. Why wouldn't it be pretentious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:42:40 No.54754672 Report

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>>54754048
Arceus chooses not to talk like a zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:45:51 No.54754686 Report

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>so hast thou proven by thine actions
>YO SENPAI YOUVE BEEN LIT AF IM SHOOK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 01:47:23 No.54754694 Report

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>>54754503
God is pretentious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 02:15:11 No.54754831 Report

Quoted By: >>54754850

This whole time travel part of PLA is the absolute stupidest story-related thing the series has ever done. Why are we even having this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 02:18:43 No.54754845 Report

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>>54754477
Shakespearean is not ancient lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 02:19:53 No.54754850 Report

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>>54754831
>what is celebi timetraveling ethan to fight giovanni

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 03:24:55 No.54755123 Report

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>>54754030
>Her
>>54754197
>She
>>54754264
>she

Please have sex with a human woman so that you don't fuck your dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 08:59:09 No.54756456 Report

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>>54754003
Because kids today are fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 09:15:06 No.54756514 Report

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>>54754003
He's trying to confuse them before soul voring them.

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