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Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:08:10 No.54768871 View View Reply Original Report

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Do humans in the pokemon universe lay eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:09:17 No.54768876 Report

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>>54768871
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:13:49 No.54768891 Report

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>>54768871
no because there’s a difference between the eggs that hatch into Pokémon and the Soft-Boiled eggs, for example

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:24:21 No.54768924 Report

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Only when impregnated by a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:28:35 No.54768948 Report

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>>54768871
ACGHTUCUALLY- THE EGGSH ARE DENS MADE OUT OF NHATURAL MHWATERIALSS *lisp* AND NHOT ACHTUAL EGGSH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:32:03 No.54768966 Report

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>>54768948
OP's not asking that though.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:46:19 No.54769008 Report

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>>54768924
So if a human impregnates a pokemon they'll go through a standard pregnancy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:50:01 No.54769022 Report

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>>54768871
No, we have literally seen pregnant women in the series

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 14:51:19 No.54769027 Report

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>>54768924
Nonsense, only human boy can pregonate pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 16:02:42 No.54769279 Report

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>>54769022
Where do you think the egg is before they lay it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 17:08:44 No.54769557 Report

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If a pokemon impregnates a female human, there will be no egg and the child will be human.
If a human impregnates a pokemon, the pokemon will lay an egg and it will hatch into whatever pokemon species that laid the egg.
The only time a human will hatch from an egg is if a human has sex with a ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 18:41:48 No.54769965 Report

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I believe so. Even mammalian Pokemon that produce milk (Miltank) lay eggs. It would be odd if humans were the only species in existence that gives live birth, especially without any evolutional need to do so, and since Pokemon of almost all different body types lay eggs, it would be unusual if humans didn't. Especially since humans most likely descended from Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 18:44:41 No.54769988 Report

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>>54768871
no

>>54769965
there's no proof that pokemon lay eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 18:59:33 No.54770073 Report

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>>54769022
they're just hiding the egg under their shirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 19:01:35 No.54770084 Report

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>>54768948
why would the mammal Pokémon lay eggs
and don’t just say because the Pokémon world is different

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 19:02:35 No.54770086 Report

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>>54769988
Chansey lays eggs
Pokédex says so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:31:05 No.54771572 Report

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>>54768871
if they were knocked up by a pokemon, yes

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Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:37:43 No.54771603 Report

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haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:40:01 No.54771614 Report

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>>54768871
They should. Mammal Pokemon also lay eggs so why would humans be any different?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:41:12 No.54771622 Report

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>>54768871
A lack of evidence against it does not confirm it to be true.
Also npcs wouldn't talk so much of how Pokémon breeding works and how they make eggs if humans also did it.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:41:18 No.54771625 Report

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>>54768871
>>54771572
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:46:15 No.54771653 Report

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>>54771625
Which egg moves would the human child inherit?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:55:26 No.54771687 Report

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>>54768871
no anon, the bombirdier simply drop them of their houses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:58:02 No.54771702 Report

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>>54771653
Quick attack, Double kick and Headbutt

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Anonymous Sun 29 Oct 2023 23:58:44 No.54771709 Report

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no, why would you think that?
POKEMON don't even lay eggs
THERE IS NO LAYING INVOLVED

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 03:54:51 No.54772747 Report

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>>54771625
For some reason I like the idea of a pokemon taking care of a human child.
Any pics with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 03:56:18 No.54772752 Report

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>>54768871
a wise spectacled man once said, we either "lay a million eggs or give birth to one", shell or no shell makes no difference, females get pregnant all the same

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 04:04:12 No.54772789 Report

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No, in the pokemon world, baby humans are brought by the stork.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 04:13:55 No.54772832 Report

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I FUCKED ASHES MOM IN HER MOUTH AND PUSSY

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 04:16:09 No.54772843 Report

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>>54768871
A rare subset of women are born with the ability lay eggs. In ancient times they would have been revered priestesses in the pokemon cults, or occasionally the concubines of especially depraved kings. Nowadays they're subtly pressured to take jobs as breeders, and heavily discouraged from going on their journeys for badges, lest they come back with several charmanders.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 07:37:00 No.54773391 Report

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>>54768948
I hate Gamefreak so much

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 11:33:19 No.54774130 Report

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>>54768871
can humans make this?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 12:06:34 No.54774233 Report

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>>54769557
This anon has it right as far as breeding mechanics go. Humans are compatible with any humanshape pokemon egg groups, so yes you CAN fuck your gardevoir.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 12:15:08 No.54774272 Report

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>>54774233
>Humans are compatible with any pokemon egg groups
We have canon evidence of a Mineral/Fairy group pokémon reproducing with a human anon. Egg groups are a game mechanic justification and humans clearly are able to reproduce outside the classifications.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 12:25:35 No.54774309 Report

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And to answer OP's question, no you fucking spastic, it's a near-earth setting. Humans are still humans at base level, even if they have some innate level of resistance to pokémon elemental moves.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 13:13:37 No.54774450 Report

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>>54768871
Even if they don't we should make fan-art depicting it.

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