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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:09:56 No.54776577 View View Reply Original Report

>I bet you think you're better than me just because you always beat me in Pokemon battles. You know, why don't you and I just face each other now and here with just our bare hands? I bet you that I am more of a man than you.
how do you respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:11:15 No.54776590 Report

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>>54776577
i order my pokemon to use snipe shot on his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:22:26 No.54776653 Report

Quoted By:

>>54776577
I order my pokemon to use pyro ball on his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:24:47 No.54776672 Report

Quoted By: >>54776839

>>54776577
This is why galarians want you people to go back to your own countries Hop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:25:53 No.54776684 Report

Quoted By: >>54776831 >>54780218

>>54776577
Is Hop pro or anti PokeIsrael

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:27:31 No.54776703 Report

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>>54776577
I wouldn't be having this conversation because I don't talk to poos due to the meningitis risk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:42:31 No.54776807 Report

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>>54776577
Slam his face in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:43:15 No.54776815 Report

Quoted By: >>54776830

>>54776577
He’d probably beat me if it comes to a fight with bare hands so I have no choice but submit to his arab cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:44:57 No.54776830 Report

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>>54776815
Galarian slags, everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:44:59 No.54776831 Report

Quoted By: >>54776843 >>54777738

>>54776684
highly anti PokeIsrael

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:46:12 No.54776838 Report

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get on my lvl 100 shiny groudon and ride away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:46:14 No.54776839 Report

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>>54776672
This is their revenge for all the countries colonized by galarians

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:47:08 No.54776843 Report

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>>54776831
Well that depends on whether he’s supposed to be a Poke mohammad or Poke pajeet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 20:47:37 No.54776848 Report

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>>54776577
based Hop mogging anglo poxon trannies ro oblivion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 21:57:13 No.54777355 Report

Quoted By:

>>54776577
Hop would have actually been based if he had done that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 21:59:34 No.54777371 Report

Quoted By: >>54777394 >>54777397 >>54777434 >>54778049 >>54778569

>>54776577
most /vpedo/ faggots play as the girl so they'd lose in the fist fight and possibly get raped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 22:03:10 No.54777394 Report

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>>54777371

DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk

DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk Mon 30 Oct 2023 22:03:41 No.54777397 Report

Quoted By: >>54777761

>>54777371
>I play the boy so I rape him instead
uh, cool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 22:06:01 No.54777411 Report

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>>54776577

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 22:08:47 No.54777434 Report

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>>54777371
>YWN be a little girl getting easily raped against her will by a strong man
Pain

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 22:11:17 No.54777445 Report

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>>54776577
All right then square up m8 I'll bash ya fockin head in ya cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 22:50:16 No.54777738 Report

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>>54776831
I guess everyone has one redeeming quality

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 22:53:14 No.54777761 Report

Quoted By: >>54778903

>>54777397
How the hell could a street fight between two boys end in rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 22:56:42 No.54777793 Report

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>>54777777
where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 23:42:59 No.54778049 Report

Quoted By: >>54778584

>>54777371
I have a Regigigas though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Oct 2023 23:44:58 No.54778063 Report

Quoted By: >>54778526

>>54776577
hop was 2 steps away from becoming a kieran but he backpedaled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 01:03:50 No.54778526 Report

Quoted By: >>54779665

>>54778063
Hop didn’t have a pokewaifu you cucked him out of

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 01:10:30 No.54778569 Report

Quoted By: >>54779659

>>54777371
I'm a girl and think Hop is ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 01:12:53 No.54778584 Report

Quoted By: >>54778603

>>54778049
By the time Regigigas' slow start ends you'll already be pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 01:16:15 No.54778603 Report

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>>54778584
That's why I have the other 5

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 01:58:35 No.54778903 Report

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>>54777761
I mean, if I got into a fight with Hop and his ass ended up in my face in the scuffle somehow, I'd tear both of our pants off and make him feel humble in a heartbeat. It's dominance, not faggotry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 02:22:36 No.54779067 Report

Quoted By: >>54779739

>encounter the Eevee kid
>before she can even pull out a Pokeball, punch her in the face
>do it again if she doesn't go down
>rape her right there in the middle of a field
>tell her not to resist or you'll have your Pokemon take turns next
>take any money she has and run off
>repeat every day

I wish I could be isekai'd into PokeWorld.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 02:33:00 No.54779139 Report

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>>54776577
He caught a legendary with a Poke Ball without even fighting it. What did you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 04:18:08 No.54779625 Report

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>>54776577
Well given I'm a good 50cm taller, I pick him up and throw him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 04:22:56 No.54779643 Report

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>>54776577
> waaaaahhhhh mega rayfug is too op lets dexit it

> now lets torture the fuck out of the metagame with zacian and make them buy a dlc for the only good pokemon

galar people are hypocrites

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 04:27:49 No.54779659 Report

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>>54778569
Ywnbaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 04:29:44 No.54779665 Report

Quoted By: >>54783360

>>54778526
he had a future pokemon battling career you cucked him out of

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 04:48:32 No.54779739 Report

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>>54779067
The only good part of SwSh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 08:19:42 No.54780211 Report

Quoted By:

>>54776577
Imma show him who's boss of this battleground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 08:23:30 No.54780218 Report

Quoted By: >>54784104

>>54776684
Jews are already completely wiped out by the time pokemon red happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 15:07:22 No.54781196 Report

Quoted By: >>54781205 >>54783365

My young niece is playing through shield as her first Pokémon game and she complains whenever Hop and Sonia are on screen because they talk too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 15:09:59 No.54781205 Report

Quoted By:

>>54781196
Kids have shitty attention spans, more news at 11

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 15:20:45 No.54781248 Report

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>>54776577
>”bet”
>throttle him with my bare hands until he passes out
>rape him
>steal his clothes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 16:39:46 No.54781580 Report

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>>54776577
>nigger logic from a nigger
>ooga booga violence and winning a fight mean I more man!!
many such cases, sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 21:29:44 No.54783333 Report

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>>54776577
I respond by telling him I'd LOVE to use my bare hands on him... every part of him, in fact. Once he sees the "sword" I'm wielding, he'll quickly drop this confrontational shield of his and beg for me to show him just how much of a man I am. ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 21:36:53 No.54783360 Report

Quoted By: >>54785115

>>54779665
Not like he was up to that title anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 21:37:55 No.54783365 Report

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>>54781196
Give her at least one of the Gen 3 remakes. Pleasing to the eyes, and quick enough for their minds.
Especially with speed forward.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Oct 2023 22:43:41 No.54783671 Report

Quoted By: >>54784096

>>54776577
Hop is my second most hated character in Galar after Avery. I would beat the shit out of him if he came to my neighborhood and I would also stab him to death with a kitchen knife. I would burn him with fire crackers and kick him in the testicles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 00:05:01 No.54784079 Report

Quoted By: >>54784096

>>54776577
I punch Hop in the throat and stomp kick him in the face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 00:07:16 No.54784090 Report

Quoted By: >>54784096

I would push him and make him stumble
I would kick him on the face

I would fuck him with a knife
I would bury his corpse by the riverside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 00:07:58 No.54784096 Report

Quoted By: >>54784118 >>54784926

>>54783671
>>54784079
>>54784090
Sanest chink

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 00:09:21 No.54784104 Report

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>>54780218
then how is Zinnia alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 00:10:15 No.54784114 Report

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I want to shoot Hop with a rifle
I want to eat the meat off his ribcage

I want to piss on his tounge
I want to kill him and fuck his corpse with a drill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 00:10:38 No.54784116 Report

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>>54776577

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 00:11:08 No.54784118 Report

Quoted By: >>54784121 >>54784926

>>54784096
You're replying to a derranged psychopath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 00:12:19 No.54784121 Report

Quoted By: >>54784926

>>54784118
Yeah I know
Like I said, sanest Chink (they are all deranged)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 03:02:17 No.54784926 Report

Quoted By: >>54784973

>>54784096
>>54784118
>>54784121
>Acting like you wouldn't do the same if you met that useless brown loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 03:10:59 No.54784973 Report

Quoted By: >>54785111

>>54784926
but you are yellow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 03:49:37 No.54785111 Report

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>>54784973
I'm actually very much white and Im not even the guy who was posting his fantasies of beating Hop. I simply share the sentiment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 03:50:19 No.54785115 Report

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>>54783360
because he's fighting against a protagonist with plot armor

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