I was battling online late one night
When my eyes beheld a steely sight
For my monster from my pocket began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the Mash
He did the Meteor Mash
The Meteor Mash
It was a Corkscrew Crash
He did the Mash
It Batonned a Shell Smash
He did the Mash
He did the Meteor Mash

From my VGC in the Championship East
To the Masters Division where the ruin treasures feast
The Gholdengos came from their humble abodes
To Make It Rain on my Electrodes

They did the Mash
They did the Meteor Mash
The Meteor Mash
It was a Corkscrew Crash
They did the Mash
It Batonned a Shell Smash
They did the Mash
They did the Meteor Mash

The Great Tusks were having fun
The battle had just begun
The guests included Heatran,
Dragapult and Tinkaton

The scene was rockin' while we're digging metal sounds
Dhelmise in chains, backed by his seaweed bounds
The weather bringers were about to arrive
With their Therian group from Generation Five

They played the Mash
They played the Meteor Mash
The Meteor Mash
It was a Corkscrew Crash
They played the Mash
It Batonned a Shell Smash
They played the Mash
They played the Meteor Mash

Out from his coffin, Annihilape did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the lid, looking pissed,
he said, "Whatever happened to my Raging Fist?”

It's now the Mash
It's now the Meteor Mash
The Meteor Mash
And it's a Corkscrew Crash
It's now the Mash
It's Batonned a Shell Smash
It's now the Mash
It's now the Meteor Mash

Now everything's cool, Ape’s a part of the band
And my Meteor Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the Pokémon, this mash was meant to
When you get to my door, tell them Metagross sent you

Then you can Mash
Then you can Meteor Mash
The Meteor Mash
And do my Corkscrew Crash
Then you can Mash
You'll Baton a Shell Smash
Then you can Mash
Then you can Meteor Mash

Dhelmise: Grrr! Mash good!
Metagross: Easy, Dhelmise, you impetuous young boy…
Dhelmise: Grr, mash good, grrr!