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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 01:49:51 No.54818498 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54818505 >>54818568 >>54818804 >>54820228

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon petting, Flareon is the most compatible Pokémon for AAAAAAAAAAH MY HANDS! MY HANDS! IT BURNS! IT'S NOT A FLUFFY MONSTER! IT'S A CREATURE THAT CAN REACH A TEMPERATURE OF 898ºC

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 01:51:11 No.54818505 Report

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>>54818498
ow oof my dick haha

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 02:03:31 No.54818568 Report

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>>54818498
Go back to gargle on Markiplier cum (or /R/eddit)
zoomie, you are not welcomed here

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 02:50:17 No.54818804 Report

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>>54818498
You are welcome here newGOD

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 09:38:03 No.54820228 Report

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>>54818498
It must not like you if it burns you
For me it's Vaporeon, just turns into water

Also no degeneracy for me, my Vaporizer is my bro

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 09:45:34 No.54820252 Report

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>>54820228
So how often does your "bro" sleep on the same bed as you and do bro things like kissing and cuddling

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 09:51:51 No.54820265 Report

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>>54820252
nta but mine stays in my bed all the time. We sometimes kiss and have sex once a week. I'm not a creepy coom brain.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 09:53:43 No.54820271 Report

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>>54820252
Never
Vaporeon was essentially my ace in FireRed and my chosen eevee evolution in Red
But I separate bro pokemon from anything lewd and instead ship them with other pokemon in my team
My Jolly Vaporeon has my Gentle Persian as his girl, and let me tell you she's quite the catch. My Vaporeon "Vaporizer" can tank and hit the entire Elite Four with his high Special Attack and HP and my Persian "Cashmere" finishes up with Fake Out, Swagger, and Hyperbeam. She made me rich with Payday and wears a Silk Scarf.

If I'm going to sleep with pokemon it's gonna be the humanlike Monstergirl ones like Gardevoir and Blaziken (they are mine in Gen III but I still got Delcatty and Salamence as bro monster pokemon and I ship my Delcatty with my Azumarill. Yes it's autistic and I don't care)

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 16:38:17 No.54821762 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 19:10:07 No.54822607 Report

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>Be me
>Seeing bros having a good time with their Vaporeons
>Decide to be different and get a Jolteon
>She is very hyperactive and enjoys Red Bulls and drinking my Gfuel
>Have to constantly remind her to lower her voice because she gets excited easily
>Jolteon frequently jokes that I struggle to keep up with her
>I tell her she would be surprised
>She convinces me to go with her for a run
>Now I haven't been in a run in years, so umm ..
>My body quickly gets drenched in sweat as my sides are overwhelmed with unimaginable pain
>I stop running and sit down next to a tree as I see her jolting off ahead as I close my eyes and accept death's embrace
>I see glimpses of my life and the people I love pass before my eyes
>Eventually I open them
>A couple inches away from my face Jolteon is looking me in the eyes
>"You look lonely."

Is this what it is like to have a gf who is in shape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 19:17:51 No.54822649 Report

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>>54822607
really ain't fair, that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 21:22:14 No.54823325 Report

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>>54822607
you're cool, pokemon anthro universe anon

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 23:06:42 No.54823820 Report

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>>54823325
Thank you. That made me day.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 23:19:29 No.54823882 Report

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Ideal warm gf

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