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>>54822125
Same... If by "beat" you mean fuck, and by "the SHIT out of" you mean fuck her butthole until she shits and cums, and by "with my bare fists" you mean bare penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 18:18:16 No.54822312 Report

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>>54822147
This Umbreon's not stall. Lv.84 indicates, it's randoms and you need damn good luck to get six pokemon that have a well defensive synergy to actuall play stall.

OP just hated to see a furbait pokemon. Watch out, OP. It sweats toxic poison in RL at you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 18:18:22 No.54822313 Report

Quoted By: >>54825726 >>54825858

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 19:08:26 No.54822593 Report

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>>54822125
That would be super effective

Santa Claus

Santa Claus Tue 07 Nov 2023 20:02:08 No.54822884 Report

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>>54822125
Anons secret fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 21:49:32 No.54823426 Report

Quoted By: >>54823628

>>54822125
>When agitated, this Pokémon protects itself by spraying poisonous sweat from its pores.
>When this Pokémon becomes angry, its pores secrete a poisonous sweat, which it sprays at its opponent's eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 22:30:08 No.54823628 Report

Quoted By: >>54825666

>>54823426
I got a hazmat suit on. Can't go through it little Umbreon cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 23:49:54 No.54824027 Report

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Magearna is next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 02:33:15 No.54824679 Report

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Sticking my thumbs into Scyther's eyesockets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 07:20:28 No.54825666 Report

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>>54823628
>Wetterhahn would recall that she had spilled several drops of dimethylmercury from the tip of a pipette onto her latex-gloved hand.[8] Not believing herself in any immediate danger, as she was taking all recommended precautions,[9] she proceeded to clean up the area prior to removing her protective clothing.[8] However, tests later revealed that dimethylmercury can, in fact, rapidly permeate several kinds of latex gloves and enter the skin within about 15 seconds.

[...]

>Despite aggressive chelation therapy, her condition rapidly deteriorated. Three weeks after the first neurological symptoms appeared, Wetterhahn lapsed into what appeared to be a vegetative state punctuated by periods of extreme agitation.[8] One of her former students said that "Her husband saw tears rolling down her face. I asked if she was in pain. The doctors said it didn't appear that her brain could even register pain."[9] Wetterhahn was removed from life support and died on June 8, 1997, less than a year after her initial exposure.[8]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 07:49:16 No.54825726 Report

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>>54822313
>NOOOO
>YEEEEEES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 08:53:14 No.54825845 Report

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>>54822125
>OP Tard Barrage(10 hits) vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Umbreon: 60-80 (15.2 - 20.3%) -- approx. possible 7HKO after Leftovers recovery

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 09:04:45 No.54825858 Report

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>>54822313

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 09:16:19 No.54825877 Report

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>>54822125
Kid, Umbreon would use Foul Play and it would barely tickle you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 09:18:38 No.54825883 Report

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You look lonely

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 09:20:01 No.54825887 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 09:32:29 No.54825912 Report

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>>54825887
>ywn be a fucked up lowpoly umbreon
why live bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 14:36:01 No.54826780 Report

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>>54822147
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 14:49:24 No.54826817 Report

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>>54825858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NAbvJFoCBc&ab_channel=MindsEye%27sSFX

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:38:12 No.54827351 Report

Quoted By: >>54827377

>>54822125
is this the same guy that just gets clapped in random battles every week and rage posts on /vp/ about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:41:40 No.54827372 Report

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>>54825666
Latex gloves aren't shit, satan. You're not blowing anyone's mind here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:42:22 No.54827377 Report

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>>54827351
>lvl84
Most likely. And the funny thing is that complaining about randbat umbreon in this gen specifically is meaningless; it's but a shadow of what it used to be. Even with the poison tera.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 21:51:34 No.54828950 Report

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>>54822125
We all know that this is just your fetish, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 23:47:28 No.54829466 Report

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Grabbing Lokix by the antennas as he tries to FIRST IMPRESSION me, and breaking his ankles with my foot.

U Turning BITCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 00:19:18 No.54829599 Report

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I would make Quagsire's ability Innards Out if you know what I mean.

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