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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 02:25:27 No.54824645 View View Reply Original Report

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why is a baby in the elite 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 02:26:51 No.54824652 Report

Quoted By: >>54831189

>>54824645
Emergency pocket onahole for the elite four and champions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 02:26:58 No.54824653 Report

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>>54824645
because it’s a baby game just like everything made after hgss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 02:32:45 No.54824676 Report

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Shes probably really good at battles just like those autism chess kids like Carlsen was 13 when he played Kasparov. It's really not that deep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 03:04:51 No.54824848 Report

Quoted By: >>54824976 >>54828043

>>54824645
She's a robot. That's why she has no parents worried about her hanging out with strange adults all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 03:32:19 No.54824958 Report

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>>54824645
shes borderline better then geeta
her team comp is pretty good
she just needs more experience
if she returns in the future she better get the iris treatment and be promoted to champion in her region (give her a gholdego and replace her one of her mons(except tinkaton cause thats her ace)with scizor

honestly would be hilarious thinking getta got her ass beaten by a 4(now 6-8) year old in a few years

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 03:37:05 No.54824976 Report

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>>54824848
Steel typing confirms

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 03:40:56 No.54824990 Report

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>>54824645
players asked for more sex appeal
and they delivered
why yes, I do like lolidom, how could you tell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 03:47:42 No.54825022 Report

Quoted By: >>54825153

Dynamax Poppy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 04:14:19 No.54825141 Report

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>>54824645
Because Geeta is so bad at keeping staff, anyone with a good team is eligible. Especially is they don't know any better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 04:18:06 No.54825153 Report

Quoted By: >>54825241

>>54825022
dubs of truth, i want dynamax poppy to sit on me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 04:21:02 No.54825166 Report

Quoted By: >>54832502

I want to do illegal sexual things with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 04:41:59 No.54825241 Report

Quoted By: >>54825311

>>54825153
I'll fight you for that privilege

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 05:06:37 No.54825311 Report

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>>54825241
i'll fight you and i'll win if it means that if i can get even a chance to get trapped in poppy's worn panties

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 05:27:12 No.54825363 Report

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>>54824645
Poopy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 05:31:25 No.54825366 Report

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>>54824645
She's a cheeky joke about Pokemon's target audience of toddlers and how literally anyone that knows how to mash A and follow waypoints can beat the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 05:39:01 No.54825392 Report

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kinda cute
kinda funny

Santa Claus

Santa Claus Wed 08 Nov 2023 10:11:48 No.54826014 Report

Quoted By: >>54828430

>>54824645
Gamefreak wanted to get the pedo audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 13:37:26 No.54826570 Report

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poopy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:34:51 No.54827325 Report

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Region's trainers under Geeta are so trash that a literal toddler, who I suspect is Wikstrom's kid and thus a transfer student from another region, is better than basically the entire region and can serve as a member of the Elite Four.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:07:12 No.54828043 Report

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>>54824848
to be fair I do have a feeling that she's rika's kid. it this ends up not being canon I'll be surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:09:19 No.54828059 Report

Quoted By: >>54828241 >>54831393

>>54828043
Impossible, Rika's too popular for Gamefreak to ever want to piss off the waifu crowd or the dykes by implying she's had sex with a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:39:58 No.54828241 Report

Quoted By: >>54828291

>>54828059
I mean, Bayonetta 3 did it. and like, almost everyone (including me) thought she was gay LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:41:10 No.54828249 Report

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>>54824645
>a child can’t be strong even if they own a pet bear than can maul an MMA fighter to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:47:40 No.54828291 Report

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>>54828241
That was really funny. It seems like reality continually conspires to make Bayofags seethe and cope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:51:36 No.54828317 Report

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>>54824645
Why is a little kid champion?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:54:38 No.54828333 Report

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>>54828317
Because gen 5 was terrible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:55:58 No.54828342 Report

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>>54828333
Okay but why are these tiny kids some of the strongest gym leaders in their region?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:56:54 No.54828349 Report

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>>54828317
Why was it okay when Blue and Red did it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:58:59 No.54828359 Report

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>>54828349
Kanto didn't even have a Champion two kids just showed up at the same time and won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 19:59:47 No.54828364 Report

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>>54828342
Well, there is two of them. Two kids is like one grown-up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:03:15 No.54828379 Report

Quoted By: >>54828399

>>54828333
at least she proved her power
alder wasn't the strongest but not the weakest ethier stronger then a few champions at least(beats getta diantha with ease blue,lance are more even matchups, loses to every other champion)
(note i would think poppy could too both because her team comp is good and getta is ass just give her a few years and better steel types but keep her tinkaton ace)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:05:49 No.54828399 Report

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>>54828379
It's worth remembering that Alder also lacks the same fighting spirit he had when he first became champion, him losing his first Volcarona fucked him up massively and nowadays he just wants to live an easy life while mentoring the next generation to be the best versions of themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:10:19 No.54828430 Report

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>>54826014
They already achieved that in gen 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 23:56:41 No.54829490 Report

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>>54824645
What does the key necklace unlock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 00:03:41 No.54829519 Report

Quoted By: >>54830065 >>54830086

>>54828342
They are psychic. They have a higher iq than most children of the dame agae bracket

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 00:16:44 No.54829588 Report

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>>54824645
Out of ten
>>54829490
My trousers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 01:36:57 No.54830065 Report

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>>54829519
>dame agae

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 01:39:19 No.54830075 Report

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>>54829588
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 01:40:43 No.54830083 Report

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>>54829490
it's a candy bag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 01:41:00 No.54830086 Report

Quoted By: >>54830239 >>54830431

>>54829490
It's actually a sort of purse, according to this concept art.
>>54829519
>dame agae
Kek, get off your phone, Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 02:09:14 No.54830239 Report

Quoted By: >>54830248 >>54830278 >>54830354

>>54830086
She's so cute. Why does Twitter and Youtube hate her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 02:10:26 No.54830248 Report

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>>54830239
>Why does Twitter and Youtube hate her?
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 02:15:48 No.54830278 Report

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>>54830239
Why do you care about what those retards think? If you like her, that's all that should matter to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 02:40:36 No.54830354 Report

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>>54830239
Twitter and Youtube hate everything sexy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 02:47:28 No.54830380 Report

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>>54824645
Geeta is the worst champion and the Paldea league is a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 02:57:51 No.54830431 Report

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>>54830086
She has a cute butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 03:18:15 No.54830506 Report

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>>54824645
To sell the game to lolicons

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 03:25:32 No.54830523 Report

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>>54824645
It's a nod to /vp/ and their reputation for being pedophiles. Kind of an "in joke." You must realize gamefreak is aware of this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 04:56:45 No.54830958 Report

Quoted By: >>54831193

>>54824645
PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 06:01:49 No.54831189 Report

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>>54824652
Three holes, this actually makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 06:03:49 No.54831193 Report

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>>54830958
That's a fools errand anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 07:12:35 No.54831393 Report

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>>54828059
But I really want Rika and Larry to be canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 13:41:53 No.54832502 Report

Quoted By: >>54832506

>>54825166
>file deleted

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 13:42:46 No.54832506 Report

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>>54832502
>thread about a toddler

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