If you asked me this morning which Pokemon belongs to my top 10 FAGGOTS of all time, it would be Quagsire without a doubt.

This fat featureless blob encapsulates everything wrong with Generation 2's design philosophy. It's shaped like some fat bitch's dildo and I'm sick of facing up against it in my random battles. My morning is ruined by this Toxic spamming little bitch that does not square up like a real thug.

Here's what I'd do to Quagsire, without remorse. I'd take his little blob ass into a nearby nursery and rub his face against every fucking plant in my vicinity. How's that for a 4x weakness to grass you stupid flubber looking son of a bitch? Cactus spines in your asshole for ruining my morning you fucking scum.

If you like Quagmire, check yourself into a nearby mental institution because you clearly have some brain problems.