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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:50:39 No.54854534 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54854546 >>54854553 >>54854564 >>54854868 >>54854905 >>54855852 >>54855976 >>54856301

>yeah bro, paradox mons are totally natural species in the world of pokemon
do timecucks really believe something this ugly and nonsensical could exist without some kind of wish granting magic outside of unova?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:52:18 No.54854542 Report

Quoted By: >>54854553 >>54854555 >>54856150 >>54856298

they literally picked amoonguss and magneton to have paradox forms on purpose, two of the pokemon that would make the least sense to have an ancient form yet timetravelcucks still believe they're legitimate lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:52:45 No.54854546 Report

Quoted By: >>54855270 >>54855948 >>54855976

>>54854534
>do timecucks really believe something this ugly and nonsensical could exist
Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:53:54 No.54854553 Report

Quoted By: >>54854597

>>54854534
>>54854542
>non arguments
Imaginationschizoes, everyone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:54:55 No.54854555 Report

Quoted By: >>54855021

>>54854542
That poketuber was fooling you. Let it go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:56:51 No.54854564 Report

Quoted By: >>54854573

>>54854534
>Bagon wants to fly but roaring moon isn't a flying type at all
>Supposed to be mega salamence (a mega aerodactyl situation) but it's weaker than megamence
This thing is nonsensical

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:59:18 No.54854573 Report

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>>54854564
>This thing is nonsensical
Someone could even say it's.. paradoxical

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:04:09 No.54854597 Report

Quoted By: >>54854620 >>54855021

>>54854553
>n-no you don't get it these pokemon that specifically didn't exist until 150 years prior to the start of GSC have ancient prehistoric forms because...um...they just do ok?
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:07:36 No.54854620 Report

Quoted By: >>54854819

>>54854597
Anon, they were resurrected and we don't know what they looked like before hand. That leaves the door open to have ancestors. If anything, an artist drawing them via pure imagination and having traits from only the "modern" beasts and not their paradox counterparts (like modern suicune's tails) disproves any notion of imagination schizophrenia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:43:34 No.54854819 Report

Quoted By: >>54854851 >>54854871

>>54854620
>heath writes paradox fusions in book
>occulture tries to go with past/future theming
>sees legendary trio fusion
>wtf is this shit.jpg
>decide to do their own shit, and defuse the fusion
>make the first missing 3 entries of occulture which are legendary trios with a past/future aesthetic slapped onto then
>professor reads occulture and likes the dinosaurs/robots better than the fusion
>boom you get the 3 paradox legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:51:41 No.54854851 Report

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>>54854819
>heath writes paradox fusions in book
This step already doesn't make sense, because the drawing has elements of the "modern/ resurrected" beasts that shouldn't have been made for a couple more decades. You have yet to explain how this happened.
The rest is fanfic about entries in Occulture you've yet to even see

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:56:01 No.54854868 Report

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>>54854534
Rotom’s and Spiritomb are natural species you dumbfuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:57:00 No.54854871 Report

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>>54854819
>professor reads occulture and likes the dinosaurs/robots better than the fusion
yet they're more obsessed with Heath's book. You don't make sense and you're theory makes up rules as it goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:59:09 No.54854881 Report

Quoted By: >>54855039

Isn't confirmed that pokemon get sent back in time all the time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 17:04:21 No.54854905 Report

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>>54854534
>ugly and nonsensical
>posts the dopest one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 17:35:23 No.54855021 Report

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>>54854597
>these pokemon that specifically didn't exist until 150 years prior to the start of GSC
>>54854555

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 17:41:28 No.54855039 Report

Quoted By: >>54855056

>>54854881
Yes but imagination retards want you to ignore this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 17:45:03 No.54855056 Report

Quoted By: >>54855068

>>54855039
People should ignore shit that doesn't happen, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 17:48:42 No.54855068 Report

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>>54855056
soooo true, gaslight gatekeep girlboss~!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 18:30:47 No.54855270 Report

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>>54854546
I really shouldn't have been surprised that they somehow managed to make Duraludon even worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 20:33:28 No.54855852 Report

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>>54854534
>CENTRO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 20:53:34 No.54855948 Report

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>>54854546
Bridges are longer than and require more materials and steel than skyscrapers. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 20:57:50 No.54855976 Report

Quoted By: >>54856833

>>54854534
>let's slap feather on salamence and call it a new pokemon!
paradox mons were a mistake
>>54854546
as if duraludon wasn't ugly enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 21:34:24 No.54856150 Report

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>>54854542
No one seems to talk about the future forms for being a paradox at all, however. Other than maybe making the case for Tyranitar being from a PokéStar Studios movie, what else does this theory have to go off of to canonize imagination for Violet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 22:05:37 No.54856298 Report

Quoted By: >>54856735

>>54854542
It makes more sense that the “man-made” parts of Pokemon actually came first with the invention (nails/pokeballs) coming afterwards.
Why would it be ok for an entire species to exist with something that’s man-made today (rather than man-made thing being based off Pokemon), but not ancient Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 22:06:36 No.54856301 Report

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>>54854534
he isn't ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 23:07:51 No.54856735 Report

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>>54856298
Amounguss is literally designed to look like a Pokéball to trick people, not the opposite
between that, Walking Wake and Sandy Shock, you'd have to be a special kind of retarded to actually believe the time travel theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 23:22:00 No.54856833 Report

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>>54855976
What did Paco mean by this

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