>>54935117>*Tuuuu-tuuuu*...*Tuuuu-tuuuu*...*Tuuuu-tuuuu*>*Click!*"Pokemon asistance, how can we help you?"
>"Pika..... chuuuu...."".... Pikachu, you need to stop calling this number."
>"I can't fucking deal with this anymore! They are just doing it in front of me!""Just two more days bro, and you'll have all the girls you want. GF signed up that deal!"
>"I want COW girls!""I get you a Hex, easy, just try to hold on."
>"Oh no, I want girls from the heartland!.... This... this is too much, bro...""Go on, laying it on me."
>"We were just the two of us, saving people from bad guys. Me with my big zap, and she with her Big Iron.""Yeah?"
>"We even got a Gengar to join us. But then, then she saved a girl. And ever since, she only wanted the BIG CLAM!""Woah, take it easy, take it easy. Where are you?"
>"Lavaridge... we made a trip to Hoenn, and ever since they have been walking semi naked, going in and out the springs. Oh Arceus, I'm so fucking hard right now...""Don't worry, I can go there. In fact I'm on my way."
>"Thanks dude... these days were hard, but this NNN deal will bring good PR to TPC, and we can monetize the conservative sector.""Whatever, I know that area. There's a root shop, that should help you."
>"Ugh, but they are so bitter...""Is fine, just focus on anything other than the girls and-
>[Ah! No, don't touch me there!]>[This is our last night, let's closed it with a golden brooch. In fact, I'll start.... here!">[Ooohhh~~~<3!]>"I'm raping them now.""Don't fucking do it."
>"Already preparing Thunder Wave.""No! I'm close!"
>"Fuck you, pussy time!">*Click!*>Next day[Breaking news: pervert zapped by heroic Pikachu protecting his trainer]
".... You are lucky I have connections."
>".... I'm still horny..."Something dumb on my head, wanted to post it. 
