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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 07:17:54 No.54932736 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54932740 >>54932771 >>54932898 >>54932953 >>54932956 >>54934535 >>54934660

I WANTED AN UMBREON!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 07:18:59 No.54932740 Report

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>>54932736
shouldn't have leveled her up next to the ice rock retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 07:20:58 No.54932745 Report

Quoted By: >>54932953 >>54932956 >>54934006

Then why did you use an ice stone on it, retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 07:30:22 No.54932771 Report

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>>54932736
Trying to bait a time-of-day Eeveelution with a trip to the Land of the Midnight Sun is, as it turns out, a bad idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 07:39:50 No.54932801 Report

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Gross

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 07:57:06 No.54932862 Report

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Daily reminder that you're beyond retarded if you seriously believe that any PKMN could actualy be raped by patheticly puny weak humans. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 08:08:11 No.54932898 Report

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>>54932736
Should have pressed B. I was retarded and gave my Eevee a fairy type move in a romhack once. I fucking pressed B every time that bastard tried to turn into a tranny until he learned a new move to replace the fairy one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 08:32:52 No.54932953 Report

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>>54932736
>>54932745
>>54932898
>OP sucks dick at using pokeballs
>his starter eevee was a gift
>never caught anything
>but that's fine
>wants an umbreon
>always did
>don't need anything else anyway
>thinks about how cool umbreon is every day
>trains eevee hard nonstop, every day
>new areas for better practice
>new faces, curbstomped with normal moves
>all going fine
>one day
>finds an ice stone on the ground
>nope, OP wants an umbreon, just gonna bag it and move on
>more training
>exp climbing steadily
>keep grinding, never lose, heal when broken
>OP thinks to himself,
>this eevee is only a tool to obtain umbreon
>gonna have an umbreon soon
>just gotta keep training it
>grind, win, heal
>grind, win, heal
>regimen is working...
>level 15, 20, 25
>but eevee isn't a strong mon
>OP moves out to trainer country in search of better gains
>level 30... 32
>battles are hard af
>get to a shitty frontier town
>gymleader indestructible
>most trainers having on prob
>battles now almost impossible
>even vs. random kids
>why hasn't it evolved? where's my umbreon?
>every victory phyrric
>have to keep buying potions
>can't afford to lose
>but every battle is a net loss
>shitty frontier town was more than he bargained for
>can't go back
>stingy shopkeep wont even buy loot
>stuck at the back of beyond with a bag of trash
>gotta make sacrifices to get by
>...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 08:33:52 No.54932956 Report

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>>54932745
>>54932898
>14 days of a ramen diet
>malnutrition setting in
>one day,
>thought he found a weak mark for easy cash
>but OP is a stupid faggot
>OP Blacked Out!
>0 pokedollars in wallet
>filthy, hasn't bathed in days
>shooed from the Center like a vagrant
>can't afford to heal
>OP enters hobo mode
>gotta keep eevee functioning, only chance to recover
>trashcan diving for food
>digging around nearby forest for berries
>hiding from wild mons that could sneeze and knock out his eevee
>sleeps nights at edge of town
>only rotten food now
>it's cold
>more berry gathering
>more sleeping outside
>more rotten food
>it's cold
>finally heals eevee
>ambushes a trainer, loses again
>gives up berry gathering, doesn't matter
>can't avoid wild mons anyway
>more sleeping outside
>no food
>it's cold
>more wasting away
>more sleeping outside
>clothes ragged
>no food
>OP desperate for something to eat
>gotta be something...
>feel around in bag
>find a rock
>it's cold
>
>OP still delusional from starvation, but accepts his situation
>gotta do this
>gotta make this eevee stronger right now
>or I'll die
>maybe get umbreon later?
>maybe doesn't matter
>gotta make it stronger and get home
>gotta survive
>gotta do this
>
Congratulations! Your Eevee evolved into Glaceon!
>
>
>it's cold
>OP just then realizes what he did >>54932736

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 08:40:44 No.54932973 Report

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>>54932956
>>sleeps nights
wow OP really was a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 08:45:07 No.54932980 Report

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>>54932973
yea bro
he doesn't even know how pokeballs or friendship evos work
how's he gonna know how umbreon works?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 14:38:35 No.54933882 Report

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"Useless mutt"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 14:40:48 No.54933894 Report

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>>54933882
I'd beat the fuck out of my eevee too if it evolved into a traneon

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 14:45:23 No.54933907 Report

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>>54933894
Based!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 14:47:03 No.54933912 Report

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>>54933882
>>54933894
>>54933907
Samefag abusing IP cycling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 15:11:09 No.54934006 Report

Quoted By: >>54935751

>>54932745
>train her at night
>there was an ice stone 1mm undergrounf below us at the percise spot we were training
>becomes glaceon
>money stolen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 15:13:05 No.54934015 Report

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>>54933882
>>54933894
>>54933907
You know this "dog" can blow your head off in an instant with a giant moon beam, right

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 15:14:18 No.54934022 Report

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>>54934015
She can blow my head alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 17:28:07 No.54934535 Report

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>>54932736
Stop living in Canada, then lol

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 17:51:11 No.54934660 Report

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>>54932736
no abusing the eevolutions!

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2023 21:33:16 No.54935751 Report

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>>54934006
An ice stone isn't an ice rock, retard.
Glaceon is a stone evolution as of gen 8.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2023 02:33:46 No.54937307 Report

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>>54933882
I will gladly give her a new home because you clearly don't deserve her.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2023 03:07:01 No.54937462 Report

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>>54937307
Dangerously based

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