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Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 20:10:12 No.54946969 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54946982 >>54946984 >>54948103 >>54948677

I saw my son drawing Magikarp today. I asked him why he was drawing Magikarp instead of more popular Pokemon like Slyveon or Meowscarada. He said those Pokemon were for gay people! Should I ground-type him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 20:12:51 No.54946982 Report

Quoted By: >>54946998

>>54946969
No you should fighting-type him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 20:13:22 No.54946984 Report

Quoted By: >>54947162 >>54947409

>>54946969
you should buy him a ps5, 10000 vbucks, a car, anything he wants for dinner for a year, and let him grab a shopping cart and buy everything he can fit in the cart at the toy store within 30 minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 20:16:26 No.54946998 Report

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>>54946982
that sounds pretty dark-type anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 20:56:40 No.54947162 Report

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>>54946984

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 21:32:28 No.54947409 Report

Quoted By: >>54947495

>>54946984
I am glad you will die a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 21:46:39 No.54947495 Report

Quoted By: >>54947544

>>54947409
have sex all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 21:54:07 No.54947544 Report

Quoted By: >>54947627

>>54947495
but no wife and kids
otherwise you will be a terrible parent that raises his kids with instant noodles and cheetos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 22:04:29 No.54947626 Report

Quoted By: >>54950025

Don't let him get hit by a fairy-type attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 22:04:32 No.54947627 Report

Quoted By: >>54949004

>>54947544
cook every day lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Nov 2023 23:40:07 No.54948103 Report

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>>54946969
your son is based, sounds like you should ground-type yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 01:54:11 No.54948677 Report

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>>54946969
This entire post screams larp and bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 03:15:55 No.54949004 Report

Quoted By: >>54949132 >>54950939

>>54947627
I can’t cook please help. Where do I start?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 03:45:13 No.54949132 Report

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>>54949004
Just google recipes. This ain't 1950 when you had to buy cooking magazines or ask your grandma for the family recipes. Although, feel free to ask your female familiars for help anyway. Also you can try /ck/ too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 08:19:52 No.54950025 Report

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>>54947626
Good idea, I just want a normal-type son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 14:24:46 No.54950939 Report

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>>54949004
just start doing it, you will get better the more you do it. definitely just follow recipes and do what it tells you to do. if you don't understand then try watching youtube cooking videos where you can actually see them do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 14:34:32 No.54950978 Report

Quoted By: >>54951558

sounds like a good son you should give him a raise

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 16:22:12 No.54951558 Report

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>>54950978
Do you think if that happened, Gamefreak would put effort into their games?
Because I don't

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