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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:22:44 No.54962731 View View Reply Original Report

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Which pokémon species are the least intelligent in your opinion? I've always thought that Seaking are probably pretty dull.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:25:14 No.54962734 Report

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>>54962731
Mew for obvious reasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:26:20 No.54962735 Report

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>>54962731
Nice fins!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:27:28 No.54962737 Report

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>>54962731
Wooper has the same feel as one of those really stupid but sweet dogs that either just stare off into space or run across the house and trip over themselves. I still love him though.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:30:51 No.54962742 Report

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>>54962731
>It is inept at turning because of its four short legs. It can only charge and run in one direction.
>It doesn't care if there is anything in its way. It just charges and destroys all obstacles.
>It can remember only one thing at a time. Once it starts rushing, it forgets why it started.
>Rhyhorn's brain is very small. It is so dense, while on a run it forgets why it started running in the first place. It apparently remembers sometimes if it demolishes something.
>Once it starts running, it doesn't stop. Its tiny brain makes it so stupid that it can't remember why it started running in the first place.
>Its body is clad in a thick hide, and its tackles topple buildings. Unfortunately, it is not smart.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:39:48 No.54962767 Report

Quoted By: >>54962938 >>54964908

Slowpoke is the dumbest pokemon of them all

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:44:03 No.54962781 Report

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>>54962731
Wow, such a magnificent horn... Truly the most essential piece of it's design and anatomy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:45:53 No.54962786 Report

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>>54962781
I think you misspelled "fins", anon! You should double-check your messages before posting them! :)

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:51:08 No.54962798 Report

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>>54962786
>unironic finfag

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 13:57:03 No.54962812 Report

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>>54962731
If Pokémon were anything like their trainers then the dumbest would be your Pokémon. I don’t just direct this towards OP but I’m also directing this towards you personally, the reader of this post. You stupid little dickhead, playing Pokémon at your age.. what the fuck.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:02:07 No.54962835 Report

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>>54962798
This is your idea pokémon

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:03:22 No.54962843 Report

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>>54962798
This is your ideal pokémon

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:08:29 No.54962857 Report

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>>54962798
What are you going to hit with that horn without any strenght to move? Hornfags are just something else I swear.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:26:18 No.54962926 Report

Quoted By: >>54964902

Their dex entries state how small their brains are because of their thick skulls.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:27:27 No.54962932 Report

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>>54962781
>>54962786
>>54962798
>>54962812
>>54962843
>>54962857
Offtopic you fucking retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:28:53 No.54962938 Report

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>>54962767
Aren't they supposed to secretly be really smart or is that just a fan theory?

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:30:41 No.54962949 Report

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>>54962932
You messed up in the first place be calling Seaking dumb instead of praising its majestic fins.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:32:56 No.54962963 Report

Quoted By: >>54963017

>After being reborn as a ghost Pokémon, Dreepy wanders the areas it used to inhabit back when it was alive in prehistoric seas.
>It has a habit of biting at Clauncher even though it doesn't feed on them. This is said to be vestigial behavior from when Dreepy was alive.
>If a Drakloak is defeated in a battle, its Dreepy will wander off without a second thought.
Truly a borderline mindless pokemon, and the little mind it has is obnoxious as fuck

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:35:51 No.54962985 Report

Quoted By: >>54963017 >>54964974

>It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt and eat even those it gets along well with.
>The lump on its back contains its tiny brain. It thinks only of food and escaping its enemies
Truly a despicable abomination

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:36:05 No.54962986 Report

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>>54962932
>Offtopic
>doesn’t mention Seaking’s fins
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:43:36 No.54963017 Report

Quoted By: >>54965599 >>54966619

Supposedly when designing Pokemon, their intelligence levels are a major consideration. You can see it peak through with dex entries like >>54962985 and >>54962963, and even surprising entries like Hydreigon being highly intelligent.

Itd be cool to see how GF maps the full list.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 14:48:15 No.54963039 Report

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>>54962938
Slowbro gains "a sudden flash of inspiration that it forgets a moment later" whenever Shellder bites down on its tail, and Slowking is always thinking of "world-changing new ideas" which it then forgets. But Slowpoke is just retarded. He needs his shell. Slowbro is peak design btw.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 16:20:35 No.54963395 Report

Quoted By: >>54964110

Parasect, after the parasite has taken over. Imagine slowly losing your bro to a shroom.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 19:03:53 No.54964110 Report

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>>54963395
or if you live in the southern US, just give your bro some tapwater and watch their brain be eaten by an amoeba.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 21:47:50 No.54964902 Report

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>>54962926
I think one dex entry says that Rampardos is even dumber than Cranidos.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 21:49:28 No.54964908 Report

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>>54962767
>So retarded that it takes a day for it to notice that its tail is gone

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 22:03:44 No.54964974 Report

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>>54962985
God I fucking hate that this freaky little menace evolves into a fat friendly dragon

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2023 22:21:19 No.54965064 Report

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>>54962731
No brainpower at all

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2023 00:03:59 No.54965588 Report

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>>54962812
FUCKING FAGGOT GO KILL YOURSELF!

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2023 00:06:51 No.54965599 Report

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>>54963017
>Supposedly when designing Pokemon, their intelligence levels are a major consideration.
I don't like the implications this has, and how much power said implications would give to naysayers and contrarians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2023 04:14:23 No.54966619 Report

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>>54963017
I think they just mention it when it's relevant to the pokémon itself. In other words, they only consider it for specially intelligent or unintelligent pokémon.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2023 13:01:22 No.54968008 Report

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2023 13:26:45 No.54968063 Report

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>intelligence stat
>affects the likelihood of a pokemon using a move
>lower the stat the more likely the pokemon is unable to use a move despite it being known
How blatantly bad would this be?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2023 13:28:24 No.54968067 Report

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>>54962731
goldeen seaking are trans icon

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2023 18:01:31 No.54969010 Report

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>>54962731
>HUUUURRRR
this thing has the most dumb face

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