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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 15:22:52 No.54979479 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54979493 >>54979500 >>54979843 >>54980093 >>54981079 >>54981169 >>54981222 >>54981261 >>54982311

>Only 60 defense
I could take a salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 15:25:24 No.54979493 Report

Quoted By: >>54979530

>>54979479
Humans are weaker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 15:26:19 No.54979500 Report

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>>54979479
It is clearly faster than you and it would immobilize you with her phremones. You will become a simp before you can land a single blow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 15:35:50 No.54979530 Report

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>>54979493
Humans would have pretty high HP and special defense. You can tank lightning in rain IRL and live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 15:44:45 No.54979575 Report

Quoted By: >>54979791 >>54979799 >>54980159 >>54981099

Average Human Adult stats are probably like 80/40/40/20/70/60

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 16:28:37 No.54979791 Report

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>>54979575
Tbh I always figured human stats would be more like 60/55/30/10/50/75

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 16:30:53 No.54979799 Report

Quoted By: >>54979985 >>54980118

>>54979575
>>54979791
The truth is it depends on the race and you know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 16:39:15 No.54979843 Report

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>>54979479
>dudes with 59 base attack talking shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 17:07:37 No.54979985 Report

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>>54979799
blacks have 0 special attack

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 17:11:55 No.54980010 Report

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 17:34:25 No.54980093 Report

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>>54979479
If you could catch her.
Her speed puts her above the likes of such Mon as Mega Rayquaza, Mega Metagross, Raikou and Zebstrika. She could reach you and escape your reach faster than you could react in all likelihood. All she'd need to do is melt you with poison or set you alight from a distance and you're done, and that's assuming she doesn't use her poisonous gas that's laced with pheromones that could probably choke you out if not poison you on skin-contact and inhilation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 17:38:22 No.54980118 Report

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>>54979799
americans have 95 base HP and less speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 17:42:27 No.54980147 Report

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>>54980010
Relentlessly and unerringly based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 17:44:44 No.54980159 Report

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>>54979575
>>54979791
>>54979985
Why would humans have Sp.Atk higher than 0?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 17:51:49 No.54980195 Report

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>>54980159
The problem with humans is just lacking special moves
Trained telepaths in Pokemon can like bend spoons or something? That's like at least 20 SpA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 18:43:20 No.54980473 Report

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>>54980159
You can’t have a stat of 10. Besides, humans do have the ability to perform special attacks IRL through emotional damage, just not very well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 20:31:35 No.54981079 Report

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>>54979479
>The closest pokemon equivalent to a human is Medicham
>60 base attack because humans don't get Yoga Powa unless aura bullshit training

Yeah i'm betting in Salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 20:34:14 No.54981099 Report

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>>54980159
Because SpA=Brain power

>>54979575
I'd say most humans have Meditite or Medicham stats depending on if they train pokemon or not and grow through feedback.
Type specialists get a different base typing and develop abilities as they go.
For example a Ghost type specialist that let them selves get hit with Confuse Ray to become resistant probably develops Own tempo at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 20:41:39 No.54981148 Report

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I can take this bitch down with a super soaker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 20:44:30 No.54981169 Report

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>>54979479
Humans probably have a solid 5/5/5/5/5/5 spread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 20:46:37 No.54981182 Report

Quoted By: >>54981251

40/20/35/0/30/20

I don't see dudes spitting fire or energy blasts.
Humans are very slow compared to most mons, die easily the first hazard and their best move is punching, which is relatively mild and hurts the user id punching rock or steel, badly.

And no, spa isn't intelligence, pokemon stats don't cover that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 20:54:12 No.54981222 Report

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>>54979479
>brainwashes you with pheromones
Who's taking who now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 20:55:51 No.54981232 Report

Quoted By: >>54981251 >>54981837

Brycen Man had 100 across the board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 21:00:06 No.54981251 Report

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>>54981232
Brycen Man using Dark and Ice type moves to Ice you.

>>54981182
>Psychics openly levitating shit everyhwere
>Channelers
>Fire spitting dudes that could be mistaken for circus members

Yeah anon sorry but it seems humans do have moves in the pokeworld.
Given how animals got retconned out of existence that means humans in their world had to split off from pokemon at some point with Medicham being the closest thing to a human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 21:01:48 No.54981261 Report

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>>54979479
I would beat and rape a Salazzle.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 22:57:20 No.54981765 Report

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>>54980195
well kinesis is actually a status move, so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 23:01:10 No.54981788 Report

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Shaun (Also known as Vorefag) here, Your favourite guy who hayes cynthitrash. Anyway, I think my stats would be 100/140/90/60/100/104. Easily can Kill that yellow haired bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2023 23:07:57 No.54981837 Report

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>>54981232
so did everything else in Pokéstar Studios

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 00:25:40 No.54982311 Report

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>>54979479
No you couldn't. A Magikarp's Splash would blow a hole in your body.
Pokemon World humans are much stronger than normal humans.

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