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"You wake up as Ash on his first day of his journey. What do you do?

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:19:18 No.54983994 View View Reply Original Report

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> "I wake up early and chose Squirtle"
How the fuck you waking up early if you got isekaied in your sleep? And why would you chose Squirtle when you can just fight the Squirtle Squad get five Squirtles? What fuck wrong with people?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:19:45 No.54983997 Report

Quoted By: >>54984023

>wake up as Ash
>mating press the first starter pokemon I get
>refuse to elaborate further

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:20:23 No.54984001 Report

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>>54983994
>How the fuck you waking up early if you got isekaied in your sleep?
Set an alarm.
>And why would you chose Squirtle when you can just fight the Squirtle Squad get five Squirtles?
You could have six Squirtles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:21:51 No.54984006 Report

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>>54984001
How do you set an alarm in your sleep dumbass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:24:28 No.54984017 Report

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>>54983994
kill myself for looking like a faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:25:33 No.54984018 Report

Quoted By: >>54984023

squirtle cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:27:17 No.54984023 Report

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>>54984018
>>54983997

Well you woke up late so you have to take Pikachu.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:34:40 No.54984042 Report

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>>54984023
pikachu cute

squirtle AND pikachu cute

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:39:10 No.54984050 Report

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>>54984023
>cumming inside warm pikapussy in front of human men on a daily basis
ohhhhh noooooooo what will id ooooooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 08:40:08 No.54984057 Report

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>>54984050
Ash's pikachu is a boy and you would get arrested.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 10:47:45 No.54984349 Report

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Run out the clock until May joins me, at which point I will dedicate all of my energy to getting on a titsucking basis with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 10:53:31 No.54984356 Report

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>>54984349
Good plan

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 10:57:14 No.54984362 Report

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>>54983994
>Wait until this moment
>Tell Gary that I love him
>Ask if I can travel with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 11:12:54 No.54984389 Report

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>>54983994
>Follow plot until Chikorita
>Fleshlight acquired

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 11:54:13 No.54984472 Report

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>>54983994
Go through Kanto/Johto/Hoenn more or less the same, maybe a few different mons here and there.
Slap Paul around in Sinnoh but otherwise the same.
Scour Unova for the holy grail, Hilda
If I go to Kalos, convince Serena not to cut her hair
I don't really know what happens after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 12:43:55 No.54984614 Report

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>>54983994
I sleep in, buy ticket to Alola, wrestle a wild Bulbasaur and make it my starter, fuck lolis.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 17:10:03 No.54985442 Report

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Actual Question:
Do you wait out Team Rocket's attack in Viridian so they don't bother you for the rest of your natural life or do you make sure to fight them to get consistent training partners?
At the very least take them out in advance of the Kanto top 16 to avoid jobbing to Ritchie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 17:11:47 No.54985450 Report

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Why do I have to wake up as Ash? Can’t I just have a comfy life slamming pokepussy in one of the tropical regions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 17:12:10 No.54985453 Report

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>>54983994
>Fuck my own mom (or ash's mom i guess)
>Then i kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2023 17:25:06 No.54985516 Report

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>>54983994
the anime starts with ash watching a battle, then he stays up late watching prof oak talk about pokemon
If we start from there we could choose to sleep early
I know ash breaks his alarm clock on his sleep but maybe something could be done to prevent that

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