Dumb men can't appreciate a cute little nerd like Penny, and they only want hot Staceys like Cynthia. Whereas sophisticates like me can appreciate Pennys hikicute qualities and spending quality time in her apartment helping her clean and improve herself. And cuddle with her, and pet her cute vee-vees and eat her out for hours while she games. Occasionally petting you on the head and calling you a good girl.

But I wouldn't expect the knuckle dragging ogres to ever understand her hidden beauty. Penny is perfect, Penny is a fucking goddess and I would kneel before her and worship every inch of her. You plebeian philistines don't deserve her fucking perfection.