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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 03:23:55 No.55002492 View View Reply Original Report

>Pokemon won't lay eggs
>Say screw it and sync up a mon to breed the other pokemon yourself for insemination
This feels like too much power for the sandwich table basketing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 03:24:41 No.55002495 Report

Quoted By: >>55002516

>>55002492
Huh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 03:28:21 No.55002516 Report

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>>55002495
The new sync to be your pokemon mechanic will give you an item after the story to do it anywhere else in Paldea.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 03:30:40 No.55002528 Report

Quoted By: >>55002591 >>55002614

Is it gay to possess your pokemon (female) and suck your own dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 03:37:30 No.55002591 Report

Quoted By: >>55002625 >>55002698

>>55002528
What makes you think the synchro machine lets you cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 03:40:08 No.55002614 Report

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>>55002528
>sync up Gardevoir (male)
>Walk around and tempt other trainers before calling them gay when they accept
Classic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 03:40:52 No.55002625 Report

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>>55002591
I mean you don't die when you use it
Your body would cum anyway with enough stimulation even if you don't feel it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 03:49:26 No.55002698 Report

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>>55002591
https://scarletviolet.pokemon.com/en-us/news/synchronize/
>While synchronized with one of your Pokémon, you’ll be able to move them around and have them battle wild Pokémon!

I mean if you can take a Hyper Beam to the face, or Belch at another pokemon, cumming is pretty small apples compared to that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2023 04:23:43 No.55002870 Report

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>>55002492
>Synchronize mentally with your Pokemon
>Next step is physical fusion

Oh shit bros they're not seriously going to do this...?

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