I want you to shut up but you're not going to do that are you okay well in that case here's a story one day you wake up in a town wow cool right and then your hot mom walks into the room and say "player-chan ogenki desu ka POKEMON ATTOU ZA RAABU!!!" then it fades to black and then you're at the lab in your pajamas mashing A to get through a bunch of text you don't care about before finally selecting your pokemon except when you check the poke ball it's charizard okay maybe the next one oops it's charizard again alright the last one dang it charizard is in this one too and then the professor turns to you and says "welcome to the charlander region!" so you're stuck using charizard and when you leave your edgy rival makes you mash through some more useless text before forcing a battle on you so you send out your charizard and he sends out blastoise and then a mini-cutscene happens of him going "tch" right before saying "I've lived here my whole life and hate charizard so I'm going to forge my own destiny AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME!!!!" even though you just met this guy so his blastoise moves first to kill your charizard with hydro cannon and then he leaves the lab without saying anything while the professor walks over to you and says "oh not again here take this replacement charizard since your first charizard is dead now" and then you go on your journey with charizard 2 just to get to the champion battle where the undefeated champion is the professor that uses the charizard you left back at the lab as well as five more charizards so you use your team of starter charizard and five more charizards since that's the only pokemon in the charlander region to have a charizard battle just to win with your starter charizard but then after the credits that are charizard themed you go back to the charizard themed lab and see your rival again who apologizes for killing your first charizard when he should have killed you instead so the battle commences and you kill him instead
