I saw my son drawing Dragonite today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular dragon-type Pokemon, like Dragapult or Appletun. He told me that people who like those Pokemon should just eat shit, because it is clear they don't have any standards! I told him I had enough of his rude remarks about newer Pokemon and that he wasn't allowed to have negative opinions about the Pokemon franchise ever again. He said he won't follow such an order because he doesn't respect me! I was livid! I furiously asked him why he does not respect me. So he told me to follow him outside. I was confused but obliged. We walked to the town park. My son then got on the pull up bar and did a few pulls ups. He then got off and told me if I could do one pull up, he would respect me again. I'm still so confused but I decided to entertain him. I got on the pull up bar and tried to pull myself up. I used all my strength but I just could not pull myself above the bar. After about 10 seconds of intense pulling, I fell to the ground-type in exhaustion. My son then just left me without saying a word! The audacity! I am feeling really embarrassed right now. I will remember this humiliation!