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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:32:09 No.55057402 View View Reply Original Report

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>elesa wins valentines poll
>lol what if she got fucked by a fat bastard?!
Gamefreak is a bunch of psychopaths who hate their male fans. First they take the skirts, then the attractive women, then even previous waifus. Why don't they cuck the yumes and fujos who love N too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:34:08 No.55057413 Report

Quoted By: >>55057435 >>55057440 >>55058011 >>55058530

Wait, proof she's the daughter of Clay? That one director called her "the daughter of A Gym Leader", and I picked up quicker on the Elesa connections.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:35:24 No.55057423 Report

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>>55057402
im a 190KG fat greasy dirty ugly bastard so im happy about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:36:29 No.55057432 Report

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>>55057402
It's fanfiction, stop spamming about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:36:44 No.55057435 Report

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>>55057413
It says her dad is a gym leader.
She has an excadrill and the hair pin is similar to the gem on his hat.
She dyes her hair, her eyebrows are the same color as his hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:37:34 No.55057440 Report

Quoted By: >>55057506

>>55057413
What you're missing is that it doesn't matter whether the father is Clay or not. Anybody that waifus Elesa will sperg if she has kids at all.
>>55057402
This really does come off as pure malice by Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:38:11 No.55057443 Report

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>>55057435
Ah, understood.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:39:47 No.55057459 Report

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:41:29 No.55057470 Report

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A child of N would be too important, so can't be used.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:43:17 No.55057482 Report

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Worry not. Remember IDOLS are treated like a virgin who can't have sex with men or else they ruin otaku's dream. In this case, Elesa is considered an otaku model so they will not destroy her image.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:43:46 No.55057488 Report

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Bitches love assless chaps

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:44:31 No.55057494 Report

Quoted By: >>55057527 >>55059048

>>55057402
Seethe waifucel
Fujostacies and fujochads RULE this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:45:15 No.55057501 Report

Quoted By: >>55059146

>>55057402
Pokemon has long since become a series for women, like Star Wars

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:45:39 No.55057506 Report

Quoted By: >>55057519

>>55057440
>This really does come off as pure malice by Game Freak.
>Character is descended from other characters, meaning characters are a canon couple
>malice
Waifufags are deranged. The story restrictions that would be necessary to accommodate you are bizarre and outside the consideration of normal people. You aren’t being stepped on because they hate you, you’re being stepped on because you’ve decide the carpet is your fingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:47:07 No.55057519 Report

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>>55057506
They're not being stepped on at all, it's this board's delusion alone that because two people exist in the same city, they must be connected to each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:47:12 No.55057521 Report

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>>55057482
Elesa isn't being promoted now, so she can stay at home and raise lots of children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:48:01 No.55057527 Report

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>>55057494
c/u/ckolds aren't given anything ever. it's all just schizo headcanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 21:49:48 No.55057543 Report

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>>55057527
Based
Yurifags also on suicide watch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 22:31:30 No.55057907 Report

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Why couldn't Cynthia save elesa?

Strongest champion of worm food

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 22:42:32 No.55058011 Report

Quoted By: >>55058067

>>55057413
If Elesa was the mother she'd be "the daughter of two gym leaders". People who think she's the mom are retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 22:44:28 No.55058024 Report

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>>55057423
Want to hook up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 22:44:34 No.55058025 Report

Quoted By: >>55058065 >>55058147

Elesa is your canon gf in Masters. I am not even joking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 22:49:00 No.55058065 Report

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>>55058025
Which makes this even more baffling if true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 22:49:16 No.55058067 Report

Quoted By: >>55058519

>>55058011
Elesa isn't a gym leader when she said that. Probably was defeated by one of the people in the sports stadiums in a battle for the city.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 22:56:22 No.55058131 Report

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>>55057402
>N is actually important to the plot and already has an established love interest (Hilbert/Hilda)
>Elesa is a gym leader who they can do basically whatever they feel like, including making her fuck Clay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 22:58:49 No.55058147 Report

Quoted By: >>55058466

>>55058025
Clay NTR'd Scottie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 23:30:05 No.55058466 Report

Quoted By: >>55061583

>>55058147
Pokemon Masters has outright cases like Cyrus and Cynthia's description of the past contradict (Cynthia last saw Cyrus in the Distortion World, while Cyrus hasn't heard of such a place) so there is general screwing around with time/space/universe things. Hoopa'd up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 23:35:46 No.55058519 Report

Quoted By: >>55058532

>>55058067
>Elesa [literal headcanon]
this theory is even more ridiculous than imagination was

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 23:36:42 No.55058530 Report

Quoted By: >>55059033 >>55059088

>>55057413
There's direct statements about her being Clay's daughter.
There is nothing to suggest Elesa at all beyond Nimbasa being the moms hometown(the town which Clay's city is connected to by the famous Charizard bridge).
The mom is likely just a random, but saying it is Elesa gets more people riled up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 23:36:49 No.55058531 Report

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>>55057402
Given that this didn't happen, this thread is exceptionally pointless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2023 23:36:49 No.55058532 Report

Quoted By: >>55059013

>>55058519
The trainers there have much higher levels than Elesa does. Could easily beat her in a battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:35:45 No.55059013 Report

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>>55058532
beating a gym leader in battle is what you're supposed to do, they don't get dethroned when you do it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:36:57 No.55059023 Report

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Why couldn't elesa defeat Finley?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:38:26 No.55059033 Report

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>>55058530
>There is nothing to suggest Elesa at all beyond Nimbasa being the moms hometown
And her first team being Plusle, Minun, and Excadrill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:40:48 No.55059048 Report

Quoted By: >>55059069 >>55059235

>>55057494
What does Elesa getting fucked by Clay have to do with you retarded degen cuckolds? Also, the male equivalent of a fujo is a fudanshi. A gay man that likes yaoi, therefore based. Fujos however can go die in a ditch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:43:54 No.55059069 Report

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>>55059048
Fudans barely exist at all, most gay guys like bara.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:46:10 No.55059088 Report

Quoted By: >>55059166

>>55058530
>Nimbasa being the moms hometown(the town which Clay's city is connected to by the famous Charizard bridge).
yeah, meanwhile Norman is gym leader two towns over from where he lives. "you have to live where you're a gym leader" is total bunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:50:25 No.55059126 Report

Quoted By: >>55059152

>>55059033
>plusle and minun
demonstrating that the DLC is doubles focused
>excadrill
direct reference to clay
pretty self explanatory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:53:19 No.55059146 Report

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>>55057501
That explains a lot if so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:54:02 No.55059152 Report

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>>55059126
>Lacey has ground and electric types on her team
It's fucking over for yurikeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 00:55:11 No.55059166 Report

Quoted By: >>55059481

>>55059088
Your cope is getting more desperate by the second

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 01:04:01 No.55059235 Report

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>>55059048
>What does Elesa getting fucked by Clay have to do with you retarded degen cuckolds?
because op is seething that gamefreak doesnt fuck fujos and yumes who love N
once again, based gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 01:35:58 No.55059481 Report

Quoted By: >>55059629 >>55060269

>>55059166
literally my first post in the thread and i was adding onto the fact that hometown =/= connection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 01:57:40 No.55059629 Report

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>>55059481
Cope how you want. Won't change the fact Elesa was CLAY'D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 03:20:24 No.55060269 Report

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>>55059481
Your waifu is still drowning in gallons of texan semen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 03:21:55 No.55060277 Report

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>>55057402
Clay is a respected businessman and gym leader and takes care of his daughter. Hardly a bastard.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 03:24:13 No.55060289 Report

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bring back nopan

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 03:27:09 No.55060303 Report

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>>55057402
>Why don't they cuck the yumes and fujos who love N too?
Who do you think was the love that Hiker Andy found?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 03:28:13 No.55060310 Report

Quoted By: >>55061824

>>55057402
Yumejos can actually contain themselves. Waifushitters feel the need to paste their shit everywhere and creep out Game Freak. There's a reason Dubwool and Hatterene were made to be literal anti-waifus.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 03:31:52 No.55060333 Report

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>>55060303
I love my sexy hiker husband

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 07:06:50 No.55061583 Report

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>>55058466
Anon, it's a literal plot point in Masters that the Cyrus on Pasio comes from an alternate Pearl timeline where he won and was just about to use Palkia to create his new world when Hoopa Hoopaed him away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 07:56:21 No.55061801 Report

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>>55057402
I don’t know what’s worse the schitzo low iq time travel fags or the clay Elsa schitzo cucks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 08:00:11 No.55061824 Report

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>>55060310
>Hatterene
>anti-waifu
You must be incredibly innocent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 08:13:16 No.55061897 Report

Quoted By: >>55061931 >>55061932

>>55057402
People think she is Elese daughter? I thought her mom is just some random NPC and Clay is father because she has excadrill and those gems just like Clay.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 08:18:37 No.55061931 Report

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>>55061897

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2023 08:18:47 No.55061932 Report

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>>55061897
yeah because she lives in Nimbasa

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