I actually like Penny, and I kind of look like her. So I understand what it's like to be ugly and not have guys want you. Maybe if you weren't so shallow you could appreciate Pennys subtle and nuanced character building. And even be able to give the ugly girl fucking chance instead of just dismissing her for Stacey like you literally always do.

Maybe other girls who actually WOULD suck your dick 24/7 actually exist but you don't even acknowledge them because you want someone with giant cow-tits like Katy, Cynthia, or Melony. Hell maybe they wouldn't mind doing the dishes, or vaccuming, or doing any of that kinky maid shit because she has an outfit like that which she cosplays as in her spare time, (Which penny almost certainly does) but again, you'd rather go after tits mcgee rather than someone who's nice and actually pays attention to you or gives a shit about you. Complaining that "Oh if only someone would love me" news flash there are people who would but you just don't care.