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DON'T HAVE SEX WITH GHOST POKEMON, ANY OTHER TYPE BUT GHOST!

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I have to warn you all of a grave danger, you can fuck any other type, but ghost types should ALWAYS BE OFF LIMITS FOR THESE THREE REASONS.

1. Ghosts cannot die. This is not some casual fling. If you fuck her, and she decides to stick around, you cannot get rid of her, she will haunt you forever. Even after your death you will be trapped with her for all eternity.

2. Their smell like rotted corpse, their touch cold and icy. To fuck them, is to commit the ultimate taboo, necrophilia. To feel their icy grip around you will drive your mind to the brink of insanity.

3. Ghosts can Possess you! They can control your body and make you lose control of yourself.

I urge you poke'fuckers. Please, reconsider! You won't stand a ghost of a chance!