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>>55110234
>be me, 43 year old NEET living in parents basement>
>browsing /vp/, I see a post about an in battle rock paper scissors game>
>baka-chans, this game relies solely on fighting type moves! I could circumvent the whole thing by going to ghost type!>
>having no real friends, the concept does not compute for me>
>the idea of having fun with friends, rather than battling competitively to give myself some sense of value in my life, is pointless to me, and therefore pointless to everyone>
>I’ll just reply Tera ghosts to prove my incredibly intellect and how flawed this concept is, then everyone will love and respect me and hate this idea>
>scream for mom to bring me more Cheetos and tendies as I spam reset matches looking for someone playing with only hitmonchan so I can use my brilliant taktiku>

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:07:22 No.55110318 Report

Quoted By: >>55110332 >>55111957

>>55110307
In b4 the person I replied to tries to give me shit for fucking up my greentext, sorry I’m not well versed in posting on 4chan. I’ve got too much going on in the real world (although not too much to browse for potential leaks, I am a poketard after all, no denying that)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:09:37 No.55110330 Report

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>>55110167
Gotta find/make up fun with this game somehow with how little content it has I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:09:46 No.55110332 Report

Quoted By: >>55110815

>>55110234
Based
>>55110307
>>55110318
Cringe. Back to tranny.com or whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:38:47 No.55110483 Report

Quoted By: >>55110647 >>55110679

>>55110167
The way he described it, it means your first turn must be upper punch. Okay... I use a non-priority move then.

Boom! Strategy destroyed! No more Hitmonchans in VGC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:41:48 No.55110496 Report

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>>55110167
This just getting sad, this game is so devoid of replayable content.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:42:12 No.55110498 Report

Quoted By: >>55110815

>>55110307
Faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:42:37 No.55110499 Report

Quoted By: >>55110530

Somebody post it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:47:22 No.55110530 Report

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>>55110499

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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 17:47:27 No.55110531 Report

Quoted By: >>55110619

Japanese people genuinely have double the soul of every other ethnicity
Can't imagine anyone else thinking this up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:05:13 No.55110609 Report

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>>55110167
This would've made a great Stadium minigame

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:07:51 No.55110619 Report

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>>55110531
You could jail two Japanese in a cell with two toothpicks, and within a day they'd bend one and create an easy-to-learn but complex-to-master game from those two picks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:12:03 No.55110647 Report

Quoted By: >>55110686

>>55110483
he's just describing how the rock paper scissors works, obviously this isn't a viable set in VGC

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:15:22 No.55110663 Report

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>>55110234
>run thief in your 4th slot if you suspect your opponent is a faggot who cheats

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:18:31 No.55110679 Report

Quoted By: >>55110686

>>55110483
Dude you are seriously stupid. Like two-digits-IQ stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:20:16 No.55110686 Report

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>>55110647
>>55110679
Why did you reply to an obvious troll post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:22:05 No.55110693 Report

Quoted By: >>55110740

>>55110268
>he didn't make games in games as a kid.
You've never lived until you've had a pokemon battle in smash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:30:32 No.55110740 Report

Quoted By: >>55110795

>>55110693
lol, my friend and I used to pick pikachu with a party hat and stand on the edge of the platforms and say he was drunk on smash 64 in like 1st grade and we thought that was hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:38:55 No.55110795 Report

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>>55110740
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:41:54 No.55110815 Report

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>>55110307
Looks like you struck a couple nerves >>55110332 >>55110498. kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 18:54:00 No.55110908 Report

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>>55110234
Yeah if I didn't have a soul, I'd need to tera ghost too. Or maybe you should have tera fire to avoid the roast from >>55110307 you dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 19:00:01 No.55110949 Report

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>>55110307
imagine not getting the joke. Who's the 43 year old NEET living in parents basement now, manchild?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 21:36:49 No.55111916 Report

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>series goes back to its roots

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 21:40:43 No.55111957 Report

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>>55110318
>adding unnecessary clarification about how much of a life you definitely have
you turned it cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 21:43:04 No.55111978 Report

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>>55110268
It's bound to happen when you sit in your room literally all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 22:05:14 No.55112098 Report

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>>55110167
Man, even Red & Blue had more content than Scarlet & Violet.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 22:08:11 No.55112111 Report

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>>55110307
KEK based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 22:45:03 No.55112296 Report

Quoted By: >>55112356

>>55110167
>lose the speed tie on Focus Punch
Seething. Also, does Upper Hand fail for one player if both players use it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 22:55:02 No.55112356 Report

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>>55112296
they have the same priority so it probably just

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 23:26:52 No.55112545 Report

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This is why Pokemon needs custom lobbies, since then we'd be able to easily recreate it ingame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2023 23:32:09 No.55112577 Report

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>>55110949
>i was merely pretending

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