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>>55147636
This has nothing to do with women having hobbies.
You're the one that doesn't want a girlfriend unless she'll make Pokémon plushies for you. You are posting on the Pokémon board. This is your hobby, mixed with your infantile desire for more stuffed animals, superimposed on an imaginary woman.
You want a mother you can fuck. You don't want to fuck your mother because she never gave you affection as a child, and you want a mother who will. Sexually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 04:43:08 No.55147813 Report

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>>55147238
Learn to do that yourself you fucking dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 04:44:03 No.55147820 Report

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>>55147238
...and what do (You) have to offer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 04:45:10 No.55147821 Report

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>>55147238
It makes you somebody who will never find a girlfriend because you're being hyperspecific

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 04:46:54 No.55147828 Report

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i'm in my 30s and kind of fat but i'm employed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 04:48:05 No.55147834 Report

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>>55147820
i'm in my 30s and kind of fat but i'm employed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 04:49:07 No.55147838 Report

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>>55147813
this and just as mean, but the crochet community has lots of women and few men who actually put themselves out there or make anything interesting. it might actually be easy for an autist on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 04:49:57 No.55147841 Report

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>>55147663
ok freud

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 05:17:36 No.55147958 Report

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>>55147663
>>55147582
You're delusional

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 05:24:47 No.55147986 Report

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>>55147582
>>55147663
based Anon telling the autists how it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 11:27:32 No.55148964 Report

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>>55147821
I've got standards
>>55147820
6'1, into boxing, funny, lean and athletic, stable trade career

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 11:30:38 No.55148973 Report

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No, women who knit and like Pokemon are cute

My gf made me a Smoliv

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 11:39:03 No.55148990 Report

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>>55147238
Are you capable of doing that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 11:40:57 No.55148992 Report

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>>55147238
Just knit it yourself fag. You want faggy shit and then want some other tard to do it for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 15:57:40 No.55149959 Report

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>>55148973
that's crocheted you uncultured swine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 16:04:43 No.55149989 Report

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>>55147582
>You want a mother you can fuck
Okay, and? Older women do more and bitch less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 17:33:08 No.55150455 Report

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>>55147238
>TFW no GF who's able to make a Pokémon fursuit for you so that you'd fuck her as that Pokémon
This is how I know this is place is the real Hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 17:34:48 No.55150464 Report

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>>55147582
>YOU should be the one learning to make plushies for YOUR girlfriend.
what girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 19:35:53 No.55151102 Report

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>>55147663
I actually want a slave who'd do this for me willingly. Men shouldn't make plushies at all for the sake of women enslavement.

How do you superimpose that to fucking your own mom? Utter bullshit I tell you. It's more like (you) superimpose your own insecurity to the next best guy you think you can actually take on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 19:44:39 No.55151147 Report

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I thought this was a thread about having buge wife :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:58:58 No.55152596 Report

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>>55151147
Some fat femcel got mad because she lacks the skills to create artwork and blamed our moms for some reason, thus ruining the thread for everyone. Sorry.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:01:51 No.55152620 Report

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>>55147238
>iwn learn to make plushies together with a girl and make plushies of each other's favorite pokemon
I actually cried a little while typing this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:03:52 No.55152632 Report

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>>55147582
>You want a mother you can fuck.
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:07:38 No.55152651 Report

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>>55147663
you say that so negatively

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:09:53 No.55152666 Report

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>>55147663
Yeah I like older women, what of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:17:24 No.55152720 Report

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>>55147238
Amigurumi is actually a pretty popular hobby with girls, anon (and we love cute Pokemon.) The odds of you finding a girl who can do plushie crochet for you are pretty good.

(Caveman Brain wanting a nurturing girl who can also make children's clothes, toys, and warm socks is normal. Ignore the that guy from the first replies.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:23:11 No.55152745 Report

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>>55147238
having an artsy gf is based, so no, it doesn't make you autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:23:43 No.55152748 Report

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>>55152720
you're totally right but go be a pick-me faggot somewhere else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:26:32 No.55152768 Report

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>>55152748
Pick-me?

I'm middle-aged and not remotely interested in this kid even if I could contact him.

I just felt bad that the other kid in the first replies was being mean to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 01:09:36 No.55152970 Report

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>>55147238
That's awesome, she should sell those. I'd totally buy one, it's better than the official plushes. Need one of my bro TaiLlow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 01:11:58 No.55152989 Report

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>>55148964
Ok now tell us how you actually look, not your wishful thinking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 01:33:33 No.55153080 Report

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>>55147238
>daring to set standards for women to meet

See, here's where you fucked up apparently, in 2023...

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 01:34:42 No.55153088 Report

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>>55147582
>believing freud's bullshit

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