I saw my son drawing Cacturne today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Meowscarada or Ogerpon. He told me that Gamefreak designed those Pokemon for idiots! I felt hurt, I told him they were some of my favorite Pokemon! He turned around and told me that wasn't surprising because of how dumb I was! I was outraged, I told him I am very smart and that he is not allowed to belittle his family like that, espeically to their faces! He told me that I was so dumb that I accidently threw out my Scorbunny Plushie today, because I mistook it for garbage (he then mumbled under his breath "which it techinically is")! I was terrified! That plushie is precious to me and I rushed outside to retrieve it. I searched the garbage but couldn't find it anywhere. The garbage man had not come today, so I figured my son was just lying to me. When I returned to the backdoor, I noticed the door was locked! I rushed to the front door, only to realize it was locked too! My son tricked me and now I am locked outside the house! I yelled at him to let me in, but he isn't responding. I am now making this thread on my phone, while I wait for the locksmith to arrive. When I get back in there, he is so going to be ground-typed!