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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:39:27 No.55168545 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55168569 >>55168582 >>55168583 >>55168625 >>55168686

Bros?
My Gardevoir is acting weird...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:46:26 No.55168569 Report

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>>55168545
H-hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:50:23 No.55168582 Report

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>>55168545
Yep this is a classic symptom of advanced pokerus. Just lend her to me and I'll have her sorted out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:50:35 No.55168583 Report

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>>55168545
She wants ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:58:23 No.55168625 Report

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>>55168545
She is in her heat season, i hope you aren't playing to do anything for atleast 3 days because she is gonna force you to breed her all day long during that time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:00:10 No.55168636 Report

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>>55168625
NO! I don't want to spend three days breeding with my voluptuous fertile Gardevoir! SAVE ME DITTO-SAMA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:02:10 No.55168644 Report

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>>55168636
It's too late anon, Gardevoir in heat know how to recognize a ditto and they will refuse to breed with one, she wants your seed and yours alone.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:09:21 No.55168676 Report

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>>55168644
NOOOOOOO. I WON'T BE A POKEFUCKER. I JUST WON'T MY DAD LEFT MY MOM FOR A MEGA-LOPPUNY I SWORE I WOULDN'T BE LIKE HIM

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:10:22 No.55168681 Report

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>>55168676
my captcha btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:10:53 No.55168686 Report

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>>55168545
You are the weird one to have a boner in front of your Pokemon.
He only wants you to be happy, and don't understand the meaning of this, he just replicate the movements of videos YOU showed him, you sick fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:16:17 No.55168722 Report

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>>55168676
>he didn't let his surrogate mom teach him cool pokemon moves to brag about to his friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:20:44 No.55168753 Report

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>>55168722
I gave her a shot cause she looked like she wanted to teach me some moves, BUT ALL SHE TRIED TO TEACH ME WAS FLATTER, CHARM, BABY-DOLL EYES, AND DRAINING KISS. SHE ALSO KEPT TRYING TO FEED ME BLUE POFFINS. WHAT WAS SHE TRYING TO ACHIEVE?

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