>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BIDOOF BEAVER FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE SKIPPY! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Spits out chestnuts in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A SQUIRREL BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! DAMN YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A SQUIRREL BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH BIBARELCHAD!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU PRO PACHIRISU INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE CHESTNUT CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT SINNOH NUTFEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinuts! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING SQUIRREL CHUD BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY NUTS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A SQUIRREL BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A SQUIRREL GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO BEAVERJAK ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A SQUIRREL BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE SQUIRREL COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING PACHIRICHUD NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT SQUIRREL BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT SQUIRREL FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SQUIRREL CLAWS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>NIGGA I'M NUTS!
