>>55188755>it's all so tiresome.... do comp faggots really defend this?"What in the name of Arceus did you just mumble about my team, you casual? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Pokémon Trainer Academy, and I’ve won numerous online tournaments in the SMOGON tiers, with over 500 confirmed victories. My strategies are honed to perfection, and my EV spreads are meticulously crafted. You’re facing a Pokémon Master here, a strategist with an IQ higher than Alakazam's. Your trash talk won’t fly in this arena. I’ll execute a plan so precise that not even a Quick Claw could save you. Do you comprehend the magnitude of your folly, youngster? I’ve accessed my network of top-tier battlers across regions, and your Trainer ID is already flagged for defeat. You’re about to face a storm of calculated moves that'll make you wish you were in the Hall of Fame. My roster spans across generations, and I can dismantle your team in over a thousand ways. I am well-versed in both singles and doubles battles, and I possess the entire arsenal of TMs and held items. I’ll use every resource at my disposal to wipe your Pokémon off the digital realm, you pathetic Magikarp. You could’ve kept silent and spared yourself this embarrassment, but you dared challenge a seasoned Pokémaster. Brace yourself for the relentless onslaught of strategies you never knew existed, because you’re about to black out, kid."
