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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:12:57 No.55191588 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55191623 >>55191630 >>55191779 >>55191784 >>55191794 >>55192679 >>55192802 >>55192830 >>55195254

Why are Pokemon weights so retarded and inconsistent?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:18:36 No.55191623 Report

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>>55191588
Skeledirge itself is not a ghost, it just has the powers of one because of the soul inhabiting its fireball.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:19:20 No.55191630 Report

Quoted By: >>55191717 >>55192927

>>55191588
>has his panties in a twist because Skeledirge is a Ghost type, but heavy
>picrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:19:25 No.55191632 Report

Quoted By: >>55191638

>>55191623
>Skeledirge itself is not a ghost
When I punch it it has no effect. So it is a ghost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:20:13 No.55191638 Report

Quoted By: >>55191644

>>55191632
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:21:15 No.55191644 Report

Quoted By: >>55191655

>>55191638
>already out of arguments
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:23:08 No.55191655 Report

Quoted By: >>55191661

>>55191644
it's not "out of arguments" tons of Ghost types are heavy. Not all of them are Ghastly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:24:22 No.55191661 Report

Quoted By: >>55191670

>>55191655
Yes, there are multiple poorly designed inconsistent Ghost types after Gen 3. I don’t see your point.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:26:48 No.55191670 Report

Quoted By: >>55191675 >>55191681 >>55191686

>>55191661
>after Gen 3
Are you being retarded on purpose or does it come to you with no effort?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:27:34 No.55191675 Report

Quoted By: >>55191683

>>55191670
Have you tried shutting the fuck up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:28:05 No.55191681 Report

Quoted By: >>55191683

>>55191670
Poorly designed is basically vp slang for I'm a complete dipshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:28:35 No.55191683 Report

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>>55191681
>>55191675
yup, checks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:29:07 No.55191686 Report

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>>55191670
>proceeds to post an incredibly light ghost pokemon
what did schizo mean by this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:32:09 No.55191702 Report

Quoted By: >>55191708 >>55191714 >>55192838

>>55191686
>light
>has exactly the same height and weight as me, an adult person
nah. 89lbs/40kg isn't like-a-ghost light for 1.5m/5'1

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:32:26 No.55191704 Report

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>>55191686
Your samefagging is cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:34:07 No.55191708 Report

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>>55191702
>he’s a manlet
Wow no wonder you’re seething so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:34:24 No.55191710 Report

Quoted By: >>55193663

>>55191686
>89.3 lbs.
>Extremely light
What did american meant with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:34:43 No.55191714 Report

Quoted By: >>55191718

>>55191702
you wight 89 pounds? can I fuck your bussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:35:05 No.55191717 Report

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>>55191630
For its size and bulk Giratina is pretty light desu. I don't get why people perceive Giratina as being comically heavy when 1650lb is barely even the weight of a large horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:35:37 No.55191718 Report

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>>55191714
I don't have a bussy, I have a pussy.
and no, you can't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:37:49 No.55191737 Report

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>>55191717
A juvenile giraffe btfos that little bitch on the scales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:38:52 No.55191743 Report

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So many Pokemon are underweight when you think about it. Aurorus for example seems like it should be heavier than 496 lbs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:40:22 No.55191745 Report

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>>55191718
>I have a pussy
no thanks, gross

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:49:13 No.55191779 Report

Quoted By: >>55191799

>>55191588
heights*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:50:28 No.55191784 Report

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>>55191588
I mean, Samurott is the heaviest Water Starter (Megas excluded) so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:52:42 No.55191794 Report

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>>55191588
>Four legged pokemon that can stand, but not too long, is heavier than a bipedal pokemon.
Makes sense to me.

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:53:55 No.55191799 Report

Quoted By: >>55191811 >>55191892

>>55191779
There are a number of Pokemon that I always thought were Feraligatr-sized because they’re often depicted as huge, only to find that they’re monlets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:55:41 No.55191811 Report

Quoted By: >>55191824

>>55191799
>feraligatr isn't a monlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:57:42 No.55191824 Report

Quoted By: >>55191839

>>55191811
>7’7”

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 17:59:16 No.55191839 Report

Quoted By: >>55191846 >>55191923

>>55191824
It's 200 lbs. You're probably a tall lanky momster irl and that's why you think that isn't manlet territory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 18:00:15 No.55191846 Report

Quoted By: >>55191869 >>55191923

>>55191839
Manlet refers to height you clown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 18:03:31 No.55191869 Report

Quoted By: >>55191886 >>55191923

>>55191846
Confirmed lanky faggot. Girth + length anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 18:05:30 No.55191886 Report

Quoted By: >>55191923 >>55191942

>>55191869
Confirmed short fat retard. Sorry, your massive gut doesn’t make up for your height. Manlet =/= lanklet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 18:06:36 No.55191892 Report

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>>55191799
If one starter has to be over 2 meters, it's Emboar.
Because yes, none of them is over 2 meters. Blaziken is the tallest, but is short of it at 1.9 meters.

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 18:09:12 No.55191908 Report

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Why is this manlet seething so hard? Literally nobody has ever called a tall lanky person a manlet. Lanklet sure, not manlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 18:11:15 No.55191923 Report

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>>55191839
>>55191846
>>55191869
>>55191886
I'm 5'10 and weight 90-92kg with clothing on, Though I'm reasonably fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 18:14:55 No.55191942 Report

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>>55191886
>no u
Manlet in the brain department too, I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 20:59:30 No.55192679 Report

Quoted By: >>55192707

>>55191588
Well, given it stand at 1.6m on all fours, it's fucking huge!

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 21:04:58 No.55192707 Report

Quoted By: >>55192716

>>55192679
1.6m is its bipedal height not its quadruped height.

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 21:06:35 No.55192716 Report

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>>55192707
>Bipedal skeledirge

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 21:07:35 No.55192721 Report

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>Over 7ft
>88kg

What the fuck, is there no muscle on this thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 21:18:26 No.55192802 Report

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>>55191588
Because theyre complete ass pulls. All of them. Just as much of an ass pull as whatever schizo headanon you want to shit out to explain it. Heights are consistently inconsistently protrayed, and weights are almost always nonsensical, and almost always hilariously light, with seemingly no regard to the square cube law.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 21:22:22 No.55192830 Report

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>>55191588
It’s just flavor text. They don’t care about the weight, so they just throw in random numbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 21:23:31 No.55192838 Report

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>>55191702
>an adult person
>89lbs/40kg isn't like-a-ghost light for 1.5m/5'1
Nah bitch, you ain't an adult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 21:27:45 No.55192859 Report

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Pokemon weights have minimal effort put into them
Feraligatr probably got it's weight from a dev going "well I'm like 1.7m and 65 kg so a slightly taller crocodile monster is like uhh.... 90kg"
Skeledirge was probably just a guy googling "average crocodile weight"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 21:42:48 No.55192927 Report

Quoted By: >>55195007

>>55191630
Giratina is only Ghost because it is the inverse to Arceus - who is Normal. It lives in the Distortion World, which normally does not make contact with the world we usually adventure in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 23:53:13 No.55193649 Report

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>>55191717
>large horse
What's funny is that Mudsdale is one of the few Pokemon with a weight accurate to its inspiration, and it's the 7th heaviest Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 23:54:59 No.55193663 Report

Quoted By: >>55193673

>>55191710
How much of a liftlet are you to think 89 pounds is heavy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2024 23:56:02 No.55193673 Report

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>>55193663
How much of a fat are you to think 89 pounds is light?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2024 05:03:01 No.55195007 Report

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>>55192927
>Giratina is only Ghost because it is the inverse to Arceus - who is Normal
so where does the Dragon type come from?

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2024 06:06:36 No.55195254 Report

Quoted By: >>55195260

>>55191588
>For an Alligator to be ~500 lbs it is around 12 ft in length
Why is Skeledirge such a fat bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2024 06:08:01 No.55195260 Report

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>>55195254
He is full of Unaware.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2024 06:26:17 No.55195305 Report

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>>55191718
>has a pussy
>89 lbs
So hows that battle with anorexia going?

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